Passed out vodka lover comes to sporting lewd tattoo

The Local (Sweden( ^ | 10/5/09

[llevrok]

A 27-year-old man from northern Sweden has certain regrets about drinking a full bottle of vodka after waking up the morning after with a six inch penis tattooed on his leg, newspaper Aftonbladet reports.

The man with the obscene tattoo, identified only as Joel, recalls little of the evening that led to the ink-filled art attack.

"The last thing I remember is leaving my apartment," he told Aftonbladet.

But friends were soon able to fill him in on all the gory details of a raucous May evening in Umeå.

After hitting one of the town's nightspots, the group headed for a hamburger joint where Joel waxed lyrical about a tattoo of a mustache on a companion's finger. With a belly full of booze and an eye for adventure, he announced to all present that he too would like to get himself a drunken tattoo.

Little did he know that the next booth was occupied by a tattoo artist, who immediately expressed an interest in fulfilling Joel's wish just as long as he was given free rein to express himself fully on the drunk man's limbs.

Joel and a friend subsequently took off with the stranger in a taxi. But despite waking up with an x-rated leg, Joel said he felt no anger toward the dirty-minded doodler.

"I found out afterwards who it was. He works at a studio here. But I went along with it, he didn't exactly force me."

Joel said he was initially worried what his mother would think, adding that he did not bathe in public at all this summer.

[llevrok]

Dude

[bamahead]

Oh boy...

[a fool in paradise]

If you are going to get a tattoo of a male appendage, you might want to get one longer than 6 inches.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Calling Lorena Bobbit.

[llevrok]

Not that I’ve ever had this happen to me ping

[VRWCmember]

A 27-year-old man from northern Sweden has certain regrets about drinking a full bottle of vodka after waking up the morning after with a six inch penis tattooed on his leg, newspaper Aftonbladet reports.

He had better be careful. If he wears shorts that expose the tattoo he could be charged with false advertising.

[Callahan]

Yeah I thought about getting a 1:1 self-portrait of mine tattooed on my leg but there wasn’t enough room.

[Blueflag]

... and 1/2 inch in diameter

[Pistolshot]

Drunk. Sometimes, it's not good for you.

[Fresh Wind]

“But it’s a real beauty, A Mexican cutie, how it got here I haven’t a clue”

[smokingfrog]

I think I have a love connection for him.

[GeronL]

This is what happens when you have no culture or morality, sheeple like this let governments become tyrannies.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Somewhere a mother is crying............

[massgopguy]

The guitar player in my band many moons ago was very upset that I drew similar things on him when he passed out on the front porch floor of our singer’s cottage. During the day mind you. I felt bad and said I wouldn’t draw on him again. So the next time he did it, I glued 100 cotton balls to his face, gave him a corn cob pipe, a button nose, and oh you know the song.

[llevrok]

This is what happens when you have no culture or morality, sheeple like this let governments become tyrannies.

Nope. This is what happens when you have idiots for friends

[library user]

Better than having a leg tattoo’d on your penis.

[ThirdMate]

No, this is what happens after you drink a bottle of vodka.

[mkjessup]

Yeah I thought about getting a 1:1 self-portrait of mine tattooed on my leg but there wasn’t enough room.

Sorry to hear that, I think you must be the first dwarf I've seen posting on FR. LMAO (just jivin' wid ya!) ;)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

TATTOOED FREEPER BAR & GRILLE and TRAILER PARK PING!!!

[llevrok]

Better than having a leg tattoo’d on your penis. short arm

[Spok]

Can anyone remember the name of the WWII movie where the American sailor goes drinking with the British sailors and wakes up with a huge Union Jack tattooed on his back??

[sten]

He should tatoo a noose around it and from then on, he’d be able to win bets that he has a penis hangin below his knee

[Thrownatbirth]

There’s a reason Shore Patrol would drag anything in a US uniform out of those parlors.

[Callahan]

Well played sir. I’m just learning live with my stuff being 2 inches...from the floor.

[absolootezer0]

LMAO.. funny stuff.

[fso301]

Never a good idea to get drunk and pass out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8LLbwVRREY

[ConservativeMan55]

BTTT

[The Comedian]

This is the difference between Americans and the rest of the Western socialist world, and why nobody turns to the Swedes when they're in trouble:

"...tattoo of a mustache on a companion's finger."

"six inch penis tattooed on his leg"

Americans:

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

UM...OUCH!!

[Slings and Arrows]

Son, you're getting too old for this ****.

[mkjessup]

Well played sir. I’m just learning live with my stuff being 2 inches...from the floor.

LOL, you're a sport!

[absolootezer0]

yeah, americans have different things they want to display on their bodies..

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f120/absolootezer0/other%20me/mltat.jpg

[GSWarrior]

He could sue the tattoo artist but I doubt if it would stand up in court.

[EveningStar]

That’s STARtling.

[martin_fierro]

Someone sent me this yesterday

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I got that e-mail a week or 2 ago...funny stuff!

[manic4organic]

LMAO! I’m sending this to a friend. His wife runs a yoga joint.

[PLMerite]

Where I work, one guy fell asleep on watch and woke up with a penis drawn in marker on his forehead.

[numberonepal]

SWEET!
I can’t believe it took this long to say it.

[PLMerite]

Just because it looks cute as stick-on glitter, doesn’t mean it will look good as a tattoo.

[usmcobra]

How does one say "Madam would you like to see my two penises" in Swedish?

[rmlew]

The only time I passed out in Sweden after vodka, I woke up next to a skanky blond teen wearing too much make up and my shirt. (I was 18) I scrubbed myself raw and cipro sucks.

[Doomonyou]

I’m just learning live with my stuff being 2 inches...from the floor.

Laying on your stomach again?

[Mr. Blonde]

I don't think Americans are immune to equally stupid tattoos. I don't care how profound something is, if it is on the face or neck it is dumb. I like this handy dandy chart.

[Trillian]

At least it wasn’t that butt tattoo with multiple ones i’ve seen out there on the internet. I’m trying to look for a bright side here. I think if I linked it i’d be banned and then nauseated for the rest of the week LOL.

[The Comedian]

That's friggin' awesome.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Four balls ? Wha ?

[windcliff]

A work of art.

[READINABLUESTATE]

He could sue the tattoo artist but I doubt if it would stand up in court.

LOL! great double entendre