Posted on 10/09/2009 9:13:42 AM PDT by NMEwithin
President Obama has just been awarded the one million dollar prize and the honor of being the Ultimate Survivor without even having been to Samoa or participating in any challenges. The actual contestants were told to just "go home" by Jeff Probst after it was determined by show producers that president Obama had outwitted and outplayed them all in one genius stroke of complete non-action on his part.
Don’t forget that he has also won Dancing With The Stars.
“Ultimate Survivor without even having been to Samoa or participating in any challenges.”
He may have been born in Samoa, for all we know...
I think he intends to take home the gold from the Gay games too.
This is getting good!! What else could this Nimrod, Obama win?
Everyone else voted themselves off the island.
I’m thinking about doing the same.
Obama wins “The APPRENTICE”!!!
Iron Chef.
If obama wins a NPP for hoping for PEACE, than why DOESNt NPP award all the Miss America contestants an NPP as they ALSO HOPE FOR WORLD PEACE...NO?
Plus, much better looking....
MISS AMERICA NEED to be awarded NPP ALSO
Poor guy survived for 12 days without a Nobel Peace Prize...
Could you do that ????
I starting to think that -7Bama was behind the Michael Jackson death. After all, there’s only room for one “The Greatest”, and MJ wasn’t gonna give up his title willingly.
/sarcasm
The Cub Scouts of America announced today that President Obama has won
their annual `Pinewood Derby,’ so it will not be necessary to have it this year.
ROFL!! We all should be writing for SNL :)
In other news—
The Crisco shortening company announced today that Mrs.
President Obama has won their “Fat-in-the-Can” award.
He was, just today, selected as Queen of the Tournament of Roses......look for some New Years Day facetime.
He won AMERICAN IDOL back in November of last year.....
DON’T BLAME me... I voted for the angry white guy!
SeeBS just announced Zero is also the winner of the 2010 `Big Brother’ reality show!
“Obama is Big Brother,” stated an unnamed source.
He also won the Pillsbury Bake-Off!
Holy crap!!!
Also just in.
He also took first prize on both the Gong Show and Deal or No Deal!
The Vatican has announced that it is dispensing with the usual cumbersome beatification steps, and is naming Barack Obama as the church’s newest saint. Also waived in the case of newly-minted St. Barack is the archaic “must be dead” requirement.
Oscar time is approaching:
1) Best Actor portraying an American President
2) Best adapted medical Reform plan
3) Original Song to kids singing about Obama
4) Supporting Actor to Bill Ayers
5) Best Picture “How to win a Noble “ by Obama
6) Best Director —Axelrod
7) Producer—George Soros
8) Special Effects—MSNBC,CBS in a tie
Oscar time is approaching:
1) Best Actor portraying an American President
2) Best adapted medical Reform plan
3) Original Song to kids singing about Obama
4) Supporting Actor to Bill Ayers
5) Best Picture “How to win a Noble Prize without trying” by Obama
6) Best Director —Axelrod
7) Producer—George Soros
8) Special Effects—MSNBC,CBS in a tie
9) Best Actress for her role in “For the First time in My Life, I’m Proud of my Country” Michelle Obama
10) Best Supporting Actress for ‘There’s a Tingle up My Leg”
Chrissy Matthews
Russell will not be haPPy.
But not American Samoa...
LMAO
thanks
that guy’s shenanigans have actually made me want to watch Survivor for the first time since part way thru the first season...
Well, you can forget your PINGS for the next year.
Breaking: He just won a Cy Young and NL MVP as well.
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