Skip to comments.Obama Appoints Newest Czar
Posted on 10/09/2009 11:37:59 AM PDT by Liberty1970
Washington, Oct. 9 - President Obama today announced his latest appointment. Jehovah Yahweh has been selected to serve as Czar of Celestial Mechanics and Natural Law. Yahweh, Obama said in a prepared statement, would also be responsible for an additional portfolio of duties including disaster prevention and relief, wireless communications, and eternal judgment of all souls. "All of this, naturally, will come under the strict oversight and personal accountability of our president," said the presidential spokesman at this morning's press briefing. After the meeting, the press was invited to the mandatory morning worship services for Dear Leader...
...under-czar to handle issues of transubstantiation, replacing St. Ignatius of Antioch, and will handle consubstantiation debate as well....
That is too funny! Maybe just a little sacrilegious, but funny.
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