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Obama Appoints Newest Czar
My twisted mind ^ | 10/09/2009 | My twisted mind

Posted on 10/09/2009 11:37:59 AM PDT by Liberty1970

Washington, Oct. 9 - President Obama today announced his latest appointment. Jehovah Yahweh has been selected to serve as Czar of Celestial Mechanics and Natural Law. Yahweh, Obama said in a prepared statement, would also be responsible for an additional portfolio of duties including disaster prevention and relief, wireless communications, and eternal judgment of all souls. "All of this, naturally, will come under the strict oversight and personal accountability of our president," said the presidential spokesman at this morning's press briefing. After the meeting, the press was invited to the mandatory morning worship services for Dear Leader...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; nobel; obama; prize

1 posted on 10/09/2009 11:37:59 AM PDT by Liberty1970
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To: Liberty1970

LOL


2 posted on 10/09/2009 11:38:30 AM PDT by Huck ("He that lives on hope will die fasting"- Ben Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac)
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To: Liberty1970

...under-czar to handle issues of transubstantiation, replacing St. Ignatius of Antioch, and will handle consubstantiation debate as well....


3 posted on 10/09/2009 11:41:29 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: Liberty1970

That is too funny! Maybe just a little sacrilegious, but funny.


4 posted on 10/09/2009 11:49:26 AM PDT by dnandell (I don't need no stinkin' tagline)
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To: Liberty1970

LMAO!


5 posted on 10/09/2009 12:11:16 PM PDT by my_pointy_head_is_sharp (The Libs play dirty. When all else fails, call the Conservatives "racist".)
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