BREAKING: Freepers Get Over It in Unison

Vanity Press ^ | 10/9/09 | Grim

[Grim]

USAville, — October 9, 2009 — In a surprise development, after venting for several hours because of the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to President Barack Obama, Freepers nationwide, sighed in unison, "Ah, I feel better now," and got back to business.

[Grim]

Srsly folks, enough already.

[thefactor]

oh great. yet another one that’s gonna get hundreds of replies. i think JimRob might have to hit the reset button.

[texas_mrs]

Dad said we could.

[RatRipper]

FReeper lore in the making. . . .

[Always Right]

This thread will be pulled...stop raining on the parade.

[GRRRRR]

LOL, I just heard Obama just broke Vegas. He played craps, roulette, blackjack and baccarat in unison, taking $600Million from the House...

[pointsal]

I feel so secure now.... /sarc

[ColoCdn]

But this was hugh. I’m series!

[tet68]

I am a free worker, I’ve never joined a Unison.

[workerbee]

Srsly Grim, just log off and come back tomorrow.

[Shermy]

“and got back to business.”

What is that business, bloggers, websites, and others laying snippet posts to their own pages or buddies’ to drive traffic? Even though the text are usually child-like understandins?

More Nobel Parodies Please!

[traderrob6]

One could only hope.

[texas_mrs]

Why so - grim?

[T Minus Four]

Oh, man! I slept late and then went to the gym so i didn’t get to play long. Hmmph! Fine. Ok, I’m over it.

[Sparko]

BREAKING NEWS: Nobel family announces that from here on out, all Nobel Prizes to be called Obama Prizes.

Acknowledges error made when re-reading Alfred Nobel's older manuals and stumbling across Obozo's birth certificate.

[Ann Archy]

Grim....you are DIM! It’s HILARIOUS, Mr. Humor Policeman...you named yourself correctly!

[Tenacious 1]

LOL. Dad pulled that thread too. But it was the best one yet.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Grim...quit being so ahh, grim.

Embrace your inner snarkiness...and post on!

Next week The Won could surrender to Mexico...and then mister you will be looking back fondly at Nobel Prize Friday.

[Bob J]

Agreed, but not likely. Once a year the FR “cats” get herded, move in one direction and there’s no stopping them.

But I do wish they were a little funnier...

[kevao]

Why are you trying to kill our enjoyment, Grim Freeper?

[lmarie373]

heads are exploding at free republic over the Nobel prize awarded to obama !!Some peoplee already knew the nobel prize didn’t mean much other than libs awarding other libs.

[Crim]

Obama Posts On Freerepublic!

Yeah...you asked for it...LOL

[gunnyg]

Let it get just as bizarre as possible!!!!!!!!!!

Let these dumb basterds get the obvious thru their thick gourds once for all...

[zerosix]

Srsly Grim, get a grip!

I've been in desperate need of some real live humor, so please take your srsly comments where they are most appreciated in the mortuary or perhaps the corner's office.

[MaryFromMichigan]

"...from here on out, all Nobel Prizes to be called Obama Prizes."

Winner!

[Red Badger]

I’m stuned. My Beeber is stuned. This is series.......and hugh.........Thailand?..............

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Oh the hugh vanity!

[SMARTY]

” Freepers Get Over It in Unison “

What’s wrong.... humor getting too close to home?

[Red Badger]

Take two of these and call me in the morning............

[delphirogatio]

Thanks for bringing yet another vanity into the veritable vanity vortex!! Next you’ll be trying to summons the Viking Kitties to the vortex and we’ll all be smote right good.

[Red Badger]

[Teacher317]

FRiend, it’s a way to have fun on a Friday afternoon. This is a forum with some brilliant minds, and brilliant minds often need an alternate outlet when comfronted by unexpected obstacles. Humor is a very excellent choice in most cases.

[ejonesie22]

Obama won the peace prize?

Wow, when did that happen?

[DannyTN]

Maybe you should have posted this on the all so successful Master thread thread.

[PackerBoy]

I haven’t given a cr@p about who wins a Nobel prize for many years. Who does?

[delphirogatio]

I formally invoke the powers of Spork Weasel!!! I shall but yet vanquish this vivacious and vicious vortex of vanities!!!

As soon as I get out of the shower!

[ari-freedom]

Get back to business? Unemployment is 9.8% thanks to the nobel winner

[~Kim4VRWC's~]

ALREADY SUGGESTED
STOP POSTING THE OBAMA WINS...We get it and you're running the site into the ground

AND

STOP THE INSANITY

THIS IS THE 3RD TIME....ENUFF!
:-)

[mewzilla]

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

Art Buchwald

:)

[SamiGirl]

Srsly Grm, why dn’t u stp bng so srs nd enjy th fn w r hvng?

[FlipWilson]

Ok, but were we on a roll.

[Pravious]

People could make fun of this travesty from now until doomsday and it wouldn’t be enough for ME.

About time our side just shoveled ridicule on these leftist clowns. I say we don’t let up.

EVER.

[The Comedian]

I'm a lagging indicator, and as such, I'm not quite over it yet.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[paulycy]

Being unrelentingly grim is what the left wants conservatives to be, Grim.

BLEAH!

[Sparko]

“...from here on out, all Nobel Prizes to be called Obama Prizes.”

Winner!

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I am surprised, but deeply humbled.

[Red Badger]

This is the winter of our incontinence................

[MSgt Smith]

with appologies to Mac Davis
I just couldn't help myself

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
Obama can't wait to look in the mirror
cause he gets better looking each day.
To know him is to love him
he must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but he's doing the best that he can.
he used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these brain dead liberals
who keep clamoring at his feet.
Well he prob’ly could find another
but he thinks they're all in awe of him.
Who cares, He'll never get lonesome
cause he treasures his own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
he can't wait to look in the mirror
cause he gets better looking each day
To know him is to love him
he must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but he's doing the best that he can.
I guess you could say he's a loner,
a Metrosexual weak and effeminate.
He could have lots of friends if he wanted to
but then he wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that he is egotistical.
Hell, he don't even know what that means.
He thinks it has something to do with the way that Michelle fills out her baggy blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
Obama can't wait to look in the mirror
cause he gets better looking each day
To know him is to love him
He must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but he's doing the best that he can.
We're doing the best that we can

[JasonC]

Nope, not remotely enough. We should plaster this stuff on every billboard for the next three years straight. Over the top ridicule for the over the top ridiculous.

[musicman]

[JasonC]

How about Arafat-Obama prizes?