Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 10/09/2009 12:18:14 PM PDT by Grim
USAville, — October 9, 2009 — In a surprise development, after venting for several hours because of the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to President Barack Obama, Freepers nationwide, sighed in unison, "Ah, I feel better now," and got back to business.
Ok, but were we on a roll.
People could make fun of this travesty from now until doomsday and it wouldn’t be enough for ME.
About time our side just shoveled ridicule on these leftist clowns. I say we don’t let up.
EVER.
Being unrelentingly grim is what the left wants conservatives to be, Grim.
BLEAH!
Winner!
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I am surprised, but deeply humbled.
This is the winter of our incontinence................
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
Obama can't wait to look in the mirror
cause he gets better looking each day.
To know him is to love him
he must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but he's doing the best that he can.
he used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these brain dead liberals
who keep clamoring at his feet.
Well he prob’ly could find another
but he thinks they're all in awe of him.
Who cares, He'll never get lonesome
cause he treasures his own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
he can't wait to look in the mirror
cause he gets better looking each day
To know him is to love him
he must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but he's doing the best that he can.
I guess you could say he's a loner,
a Metrosexual weak and effeminate.
He could have lots of friends if he wanted to
but then he wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that he is egotistical.
Hell, he don't even know what that means.
He thinks it has something to do with the way that Michelle fills out her baggy blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
Obama can't wait to look in the mirror
cause he gets better looking each day
To know him is to love him
He must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but he's doing the best that he can.
We're doing the best that we can
I humbly suggest instead of calling these “Vanities” in the future we call them “Barrys”
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