Posted on 10/09/2009 1:26:57 PM PDT by B-Chan
At a word from President Barack M.Fing Obama, slain U.S. President John F. Kennedy emerged alive at dawn today from his tomb at Arlington National Cemetery. The assassinated former President, who appeared alongside the Dear Leader at a press conference in Washington, D.C. late this morning, quipped that he was "rested and ready, but not necessarily tanned" after nearly 46 years in the grave.
The Dear Leader modestly declined to comment on Kennedy's miraculous resurrection. However, he did announce that the former president's younger brother, Sen. Robert F. Kennedy (D-MA), had also been resurrected by his command after more than 41 years of death, along with famed rock guitarist and cultural icon James Marshall "Jimi" Hendrix, who had been dead since September 18, 1970. The younger Kennedy was reported to be "resting comfortably" at the family compound in Hyannis Port, Mass., while rocker Hendrix was reportedly still being extracted from his granite tomb in Renton, Wash. as of press time.
No mention of any resurrection of recently-deceased Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (D-MA) was made at the press conference.
Unfortunately, Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot are back too.
He also invented the Wah-Wah pedal.
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Why not? They vote anyway.
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