Argentina: Cow Abducted by Flying Saucer?

Inexplicata ^ | 08 Oct 2009 | Inexplicata

[BGHater]

A couple traveling along the river in the area north of Rosario claimed having seen an animal being abducted by a flying saucer. "Later, the both vanished," they said.

The likelyhood that cows could fly was always relegated to the province of the impossible. But to Sergio and Laura, this changed last Monday afternoon, when they traveled along the coast near Puerto Gaboto, and believed that they saw a cow in the sky, abducted by a UFO.

The couple told the story to journalist Guillermo Brasca in a report transmitted by the Telenoche program on Channel 3. They provided photos which are not entirely clear, but which show the alleged UFO and what would appear to be a cow in flight.

"We went to have some mate with the kids, we were looking at the island and we were surprised to see some strange white thing flying. It was large. We made a close up with the camera and it was a cow flying, and above it, there was something like a flying saucer suspended in the air (some of the photos accompany the report). It wasn't a helicopter or an airplane," said Laura. The woman added: "It seemed as if the cow was being sucked up by the flying saucer. Then they both vanished. I want to believe that's what it was. To me, it was a UFO. I experienced it."

Photos and video at: http://www.rosario3.com/noticias/enserio/noticias.aspx?idNot=58593

(Translation (c) 2009, S. Corrales, IHU. Special thanks to Grupo G.A.B.I.E)

[BGHater]

Link to Spanish site.

[BGHater]

chik-fil-a ping.

[Larry Lucido]

Damn cattle rustlers!

[BGHater]

Get a rope!

[steveo]

A mooving story...

[humblegunner]

"We went to have some mate with the kids

Incestuous perverts!

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Was the same saucer in Norway a couple days ago?

[Landru]

They wanted to know what "Got Milk" really means, is all.

[Danae]

Reminds me of that WTF picture...”WTF is that? No, Seriously, WTF IS that?”

[DannyTN]

That’s just a cow flying a kite caught in a strong wind.

[Dallas59]

More pictures of UFOs and abductions... ...

[KoRn]

lol!!!

[BGHater]

Nonsense. That’s clearly bigfoot.

[Proud2BeRight]

If we ever get to talk to ET, Big Foot or Nessie, we need to ask them if their species have mastered photographic technology better then ours.

[MHGinTN]

HAH! Obviously photshopped ... #1 is the idiot girl whining to leave Britany alone, #2 is obviously Michelle on her way to Airforce One, to meet Oprah for a NY flyover, and #3 is obviously Barry Soetoro on a beach in Hawaii. Got any crop circle photos?

[bitterohiogunclinger]

Looks more like a sun bleached “kermit the frog” or sock puppet than a cow. Even more likely a plastic grocery bag caught on tape.

[Dallas59]

[Humbug]

Apparently after abducting numerous liberal wackos ETs have given up on humans and are looking elsewhere to find possible sources of intelligence on Earth....

[darkwing104]

South Park did it first.

[kabar]

Udderly ridiculous

[PLMerite]

Elvis.

[Oatka]

Dunno about this stuff, but the History Channel(?), in one of its numerous UFO shows, had one interesting segment. One frame showed two fuzzy photos of something that looked like this UFO.

The one on the right was taken with a camera used by most folks - OK quality. The one on the left was taken with a super-high-quality BelchFire V8 camera used by the military to monitor missiles as they are launched. The narrator made the point that whatever the subject was, it apparentlt ionized the air around it and that no camera would be able to get a clear shot. An interesting point if these things are aerial devices.

[Dallas59]

[PLMerite]

Any ‘UFO’ photograph from Mexico south is suspect. None of the cameras sold in Latin America has a zoom feature, so all the ‘UFOs’ are enlargements of single pixels.

Seriously, it’s probably a toy/party balloon.

[Hot Tabasco]

I think there’s going to be some serious probing going on.....

[MHGinTN]

Harumph ... obviously just an out of focus photo of that psychiatry guy, Rorschach ... the wide tie gave it away don’tchaknow.

[paulycy]

[Quix]

HMMMMM

UFO PING LIST PING

[Young Werther]

Recce photo taken by Argentine Department of Agriculture since cattle is such a large portion of their farm programs!

There is always a logical explanation!

[Dallas59]

The Fourth Kind

[Dallas59]

The WOW Signal

[Kirkwood]

LOL

[Chode]

tooo funny...

[MHGinTN]

That’s not funny! I drove Jody into Lesbian arms ... reading our private coded messages isn’t nice.

[Quix]

Have noted that fact for more than a decade hereon.

Clueless folks are not interested in facts.

[Slings and Arrows]

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[Dallas59]

Betty Hill Abduction

[Iscool]

That 2nd picture??? That’s exactly like the UFO I saw...

[wiggen]

everyone forget the movie Twister?
We’ve got cows!

[houeto]

[Yardstick]

Take us to your cheezeburger.

[Nuc1]

In this area most people will believe when they see one themselves. Otherwise it is far to much fun to make snarkey comments.

[MurrietaMadman]

It’s an intergalactic lobbyist experiencing vacation interruptus. Signing up one simpleton congress critter to sponser the HAPPY Act did not qualify for the Argentinian Mahtay weekend.

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c111:H.R.3501:

Last official word was that she was being grilled.

[Quix]

Even I can enjoy some of the fun . . . to a point.

You are right on both counts.

Thx.

[Thermalseeker]

That’s just a cow flying a kite caught in a strong wind.

It's steak night on Alpha Centauri, they were running short and the natives were getting restless......

[MurrietaMadman]

A whiteout was declared on the story. Sketchy details follow

111th CONGRESS

1st Session

H. R. 3501
To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to allow a deduction for pet care expenses.

IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

July 31, 2009
Mr. MCCOTTER introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on Ways and Means

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A BILL
To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to allow a deduction for pet care expenses.

[BlueDragon]

They'll need new road signage

[Vor Lady]

There should be an accent mark above the e in mate. It is a drink.

[Proud2BeRight]

Not in the picture is a Weber grill, charcoal, and a case of Bud Light being sucked up to ETs ride. PETA will not be pleased with the tailgate party before the game.

[martin_fierro]

Asado Volante.