You Know If Your A Redneck If... (Caption Pic)

Self | 10/10/09 | Safrguns

[Safrguns]

I Snapped this picture today in a very small town near my own in north central Oklahoma.
The sales pitch is simply brilliant, and I just had to share.
Please caption, comment, photoshop, or come up with your own funny "You know Your a Redneck when..." line.

[Safrguns]

Here is mine:

You Know Your a Redneck when... "You post a reply asking where the hell the phone number is"

[Kevmo]

when... your first thought is, “yeah right, not even close.”

[gwilhelm56]

SOLD!!

[Swordmaker]

"Nah, that ain't red neck ready... them tars are too small!"

[Markos33]

You know you're a Redneck if...You are one.

And I are one.

That Ford is a thang of beauty.

[lilycicero]

You know you’re a redneck when you ask “is this the original paint job”?

[Safrguns]

>>> “Nah, that ain’t red neck ready... them tars are too small!”

Lol... u right... didn’t notice before. easy fix though.

[Trillian]

You Know Your a Redneck when...
You already have one just like it but think about getting one for the wife too.

[SeeSharp]

...when you knew the model year without looking at the the windshield.

[dr_who]

I always wanted a VW bus with camo all over it.

[DocRock]

...when you know that camo duct tape would look good on the windshield trim...

[budwiesest]

when...

You add running lights to a 3/4 ton and one of your headlights is blown.

[dr_who]

Maybe even something like this...

[BerryDingle]

You know you are a redneck when this is your mother’s favorite snowplow.

[Safrguns]

LOL!.... that needs a 50 cal mounted on it!

[smokingfrog]

Ha! No winch. That’s for a redneck wannabe.

[smokingfrog]

German redneck?

[gwilhelm56]

**I always wanted a VW bus with camo all over it.**

We have one here in town... great camo..only problem, a RED CHINESE STAR on Front... owned by a Cornell University PROFESSOR!

[CyberAnt]

It aint Redneck ready until there’s a gun rack and guns.

[NavyCanDo]

Here is the TRUE Test!

30 things you will never hear a southern boy say...

30. Oh I just couldn’t, she’s only sixteen.
29. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won’t fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
26. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
25. You can’t feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.
23. Wrestling’s fake.
22. We’re vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don’t need another dog.
18. Who gives a dang who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I’ve got it all on the C: drive.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
8. I’ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She’s too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here’s an episode of “Hee Haw” that we haven’t seen.
4. I don’t have a favorite college team.
3. You All.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
AND NUMBER ONE....
1. Nope, no more for me. I’m driving.

[sayfer bullets]

"Astro turf bedliner included"- Bill Clinton

[bobby.223]

outstanding!!!!

[Vendome]

Looks like Ponca city or the rurals. lol

[Vendome]

all the way.

[Vendome]

That was Wench, Mr. Redneck, uh, Sir.

[GeronL]

Those are the road tires, the good ones are in the back. lol.

[GeronL]

The GOOD tires are not for sale

[GeronL]

The wench nor winch is for sale.

[Vendome]

Yippee, Kih, yeah, cluck, cluck, cluck

[Vendome]

Well then negotiations are over! lol

[GeronL]

I bet he’d throw in whatever is left in his cooler

[Vendome]

What I want is some Large Mouth Bass from a pond. If those are for sale and fresh I will take them.

Does he accept WIC or BIA Stamps?

[GeronL]

lol. I know some people who might lend money and then be repaid with food stamps.

[Vendome]

funny. I am so bored I am going to bed.

I have scoured other places for something newsworthy and this is just one boring night.

See ya’ ta’ morrow.

[GeronL]

weekends can be the pits.

[Humal]

Personally, I thought this the best post of the week-end. So much better than who got the Pulitzer or the coming rules for who can go into the military. They make the blood pressure go up; this one takes it down from laughing.

[dr_who]

Funky. Chinese national?

[dr_who]

Betcha there are such things.

[gwilhelm56]

**Funky. Chinese national?**

Nah... just a white LIBRUL!

[Safrguns]

>>> Looks like Ponca city or the rurals. lol

Nice guess!... or did you cheat?

How did you know?

[Vendome]

Central North and I am from Hulbert, outside Tahlequah.

Use to work with Martha Moore, Miss Indian, USA and she introduced me to the tribe and I have two friends from Ponca.

Fished in the area.

And it was a guess but, one based on your clues.

LOL

[Safrguns]

lol... cool... well, now you have 3 :)

Not that it was a secret or anything, but that truck is in Newkirk.

[Vendome]

Great! I am going to see my mom next year and maybe we can get together at Sonic or fish.

Gotta go.

Have a great day. or evening since it is 6pm for you.

[Snoopy88]

It comes with a cooler filled with beer and a pre loaded ammo case.