LOL! Those folding tools with spoon, fork and butter knife have been used by Boy and Girl Scouts for many decades.
If Zach really want to kill someone in school, he’d have brought a peanut butter sandwich
[hed have brought a peanut butter sandwich]
You put in a “sarc,” but you would not be that far off. In the last school my kids went to, they instituted a new policy that said if you sent your kids to school with a peanut based product, the bag had to be marked in big letters and your child would eat on the stage, away from all the other kids to avoid allergic reactions.
If you failed to mark the bag, your child could receive “In-School Suspension” due to “assault” on other kids! I am not kidding!!
The policy has since changed, but needless to say, it took came into being because most parents were NOT involved in the school district. Luckily, parents came around. I tell people, if you are sitting by when it happens, then you LET IT HAPPEN!!