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Teen turns burrito into deadly weapon, cops say
| 10/12 2
| Don Germaise
Posted on 10/14/2009 7:31:05 AM PDT by JoeProBono
HERNANDO BEACH, FL -- Hernando County Sheriff's deputies have arrested a South Carolina teen on a charge of throwing a deadly missile at a moving vehicle. That missile was a burrito, deputies said.
According to a police report, John Addie was driving his Honda when he noticed someone lean out of an approaching white Dodge and throw something. The next thing Addie knew his front windshield was cracked and he was covered in refried beans.
Addie followed the Dodge and called deputies. Deputy Scott Lamia wrote in his report the victim's "vehicle, which was clean and in excellent condition, had a chip in the windshield where the hard object struck it. I observed the contents of a burrito to be on Johns person and his drivers seat.
A portion of the burrito was on the window frame, on the exterior of his vehicle. I also observed the remainder of the burrito to be at the base of the drivers seat. It should be noted that John suffered no injury as a result of being struck by the burrito."
TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: burrito; donutwatch; napl
I’ve caused “damage” with a burrito, but it took hours....
Taco Bell pretty much did that to burritos years ago.
posted on 10/14/2009 7:33:42 AM PDT
I was expecting a flatulence joke. ;o)
posted on 10/14/2009 7:34:30 AM PDT
To: Quick Shot
Normally the burrito is but the precursor agent for WMD. This may be the first time one has been used in a direct fire capacity.
posted on 10/14/2009 7:35:11 AM PDT
by Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
There’s a place on Western Avenue in Chicago that makes what seems like a two pound burrito. A 290 pound friend ate two of them and eventually released enough gas to supply a Viking range. If that ain’t deadly I don’t know what is.
posted on 10/14/2009 7:35:37 AM PDT
(Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice)
posted on 10/14/2009 7:37:32 AM PDT
by Dem Guard
John Addie was driving his Honda when he noticed someone lean out of an approaching white Dodge and throw something. The next thing Addie knew his front windshield was cracked and he was covered in refried beans.
Had to have been a Chipotle burrito. Nothing Taco Bell serves is large enough to do that kind of damage!
posted on 10/14/2009 7:38:46 AM PDT
by Alex Murphy
(...We never faced anything like this...we only fought humans.)
The question is, where did he obtain some of my ex-wife’s cooking?
posted on 10/14/2009 7:38:59 AM PDT
We've got a very small Injun Casino in the area with a great brekkies....one of the morning specials is a huge breakfast burrito that's so large it's cut in half - I'd say it's 8 inches long and 4 inches across.....$2.95, no sales tax, beverage of choice, and full sides of rice and beans.
I've yet to make it into the second half.
posted on 10/14/2009 7:42:01 AM PDT
(Mmm mmm mmm - Barack Hussein Obama (repeat endlessly))
Speaking of taco bell, anyone tried the black taco yet?
“Every little bean must be heard as well as seen.”
The Great Toothless One Speaks, Oprah’s Book Club
posted on 10/14/2009 7:46:36 AM PDT
(I don't think anyone axed 4 yer opinyun, Meeshell.)
posted on 10/14/2009 7:46:54 AM PDT
(Why pay HIGHER TAXES for WORSE healthcare?)
To: Quick Shot
School mistakes huge burrito for weapon, goes into lockdown
CLOVIS, N.M. - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.
Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.
The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapeños and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.
posted on 10/14/2009 7:47:15 AM PDT
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
Pshh. I can do that. And I don’t even need to throw it.
posted on 10/14/2009 7:47:47 AM PDT
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
I have a bean burrito and I’m not afraid to use it.
posted on 10/14/2009 7:48:07 AM PDT
(We need more Joe Wilson's. OBAMA is ACORN ACORN is OBAMA)
posted on 10/14/2009 7:51:57 AM PDT
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
posted on 10/14/2009 7:52:38 AM PDT
(FR.....Monthly Donors Wanted.)
When burritos are outlawed, only outlaws will have burritos!!!
posted on 10/14/2009 8:05:01 AM PDT
(FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
posted on 10/14/2009 8:19:34 AM PDT
Holy cow!!!!!!!!!!! It would take me a month to eat all of that!
The police report is comedy gold.
posted on 10/14/2009 8:48:29 AM PDT
I can GENERATE a deadly weapon with a burrito, but it takes overnight.
posted on 10/14/2009 8:49:38 AM PDT
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows
posted on 10/14/2009 8:51:42 AM PDT
by a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
To: Quick Shot
Ive caused damage with a burrito, but it took hours....
Try adding wing sauce - my old officemate could clear the place out an hour after lunch.
posted on 10/14/2009 9:00:42 AM PDT
Addie followed the Dodge and called deputies.
Calling the cops was the mistake. He should have just dragged the culprit from his vehicle and stomped the beans and rice out of him.
If more folks handled things that way, there would be a LOT LESS of this kinda crap.
posted on 10/14/2009 11:03:54 AM PDT
(Half Honkey.....ALL Donkey! BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA! Mmm, Mmmm, Mmmmm!)
To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Re the comments: You folks are a gas.
posted on 10/14/2009 11:09:02 AM PDT
by Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
Yes, by accident. I ordered three volcano tacos, but when I got home, they were the black jacks or whatever.
Nothing really exiciting, just a basic taco with sour cream.
posted on 10/14/2009 11:14:20 AM PDT
by alarm rider
(The left always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
To: Slings and Arrows
Yeah, I'd say so.
The last burrito I ate also was a deadly weapon.
To: Alex Murphy
"Had to have been a Chipotle burrito. Nothing Taco Bell serves is large enough to do that kind of damage!"
posted on 10/14/2009 4:33:08 PM PDT
(fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
Billy Mays here for Chipolteaway
posted on 10/14/2009 6:58:48 PM PDT
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
Assault Burritos have been banned in California.
posted on 10/14/2009 7:18:38 PM PDT
Point of order: if no one was killed, the burrito wasn’t deadly.
posted on 10/15/2009 5:44:55 AM PDT
Are you saying the victim is immortal? Give it time, X-woman; give it time...
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