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Costume Ideas ^

[Lucky9teen]

Mucho Dinero
Attach pictures of Robert De Niro all over yourself.

Self-Absorbed
Attach sponges all over your body.

Buccaneer
Attach a dollar to each ear (buck-an-ear).

Behind the Times
Attach several fake (or real) clocks to your behind.

Freudian Slip
Wear a slip, preferably black, with a sign around your neck that says "Freud."



Devils Advocate
Wear buttons and carry signs that say "Devil is #1" and "Vote for Satan," etc.

Quarterback
Wear normal clothes, and tape a quarter to your back.

First Class Mail
Buy some stamps and paste them on your face or glue some onto an old shirt.



Quarterback for the Buccaneers
Attach a quarter to your back and a dollar to each ear.

Leafblower
Wear a baseball cap with a leaf dangling down in front of your face. When someone asks what you are, blow on the leaf.

Someone You Can Count On
Wear all black clothes. Cut out big, bright numbers and attach them to your clothes.

Quarter Pounder
Carry a quarter and a hammer. If someone asks what your costume is, put the quarter down and pound it with the hammer.



Pink Floyd
Wear pink clothes. Add a name tag that says "Floyd."

Cup Holder
Carry a cup. You're a "cup holder." Easiest costume ever!

Web Site
Drape fake spider webs all over your glasses.

[Lucky9teen]

A fun game to play....Name something you can say about your car, but NOT your girlfriend...

[Dacula]

IBTP

#2

[ShadowAce]

IBTP! WooHoo!!!

[ClearCase_guy]

I’m in!

[envisio]

ib4p

[envisio]

Dang C, you slow on the ping today.

[Daffynition]

Devils Advocate Wear buttons and carry signs that say "Devil is #1" and "Vote for Satan," etc.....

[Lucky9teen]

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You Should Be a Vampire for Halloween

According to our quiz, you'd make an ideal vampire.
Your runner up costume: Geisha

The Halloween Costume Generator

Blogthings: Waste Time at Work!

Haha....that's what I planned on.

[CPOSharky]

First 10?

[Shyla]

Finally Friday : )

[Lucky9teen]

dangitall...I had to redo putting it together this am, because I forgot to email it to my home from work yesterday.

Ugh...

[Daffynition]

Go as a pumpkin....

[Ingtar]

You still included me. Thank you.

[Sax]

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

You Should Be a Gangster for Halloween

According to our quiz, you'd make an ideal gangster.
Your runner up costume: Ghost

The Halloween Costume Generator

Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

The best costume I have seen is a T shirt covered
with several types of breakfast cereal glued on
with a plastic bowl and spoon.

I asked what it was and she replied “ I am a serial killer”.

[marine86297]

I wanna try this one...

[Dacula]

Each year my wife dresses up as a brick and I am the brick layer.

[KarlInOhio]

Funniest (and rudest) one I’ve ever seen was a guy with doctor’s stirrups attached to his back a T-shirt which said “[local hospital name] mobile gynecological unit”.

[Dead Corpse]

You Should Be Death for Halloween

According to our quiz, you'd make an ideal death.
Your runner up costume: Ghost

The Halloween Costume Generator

Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything

Been there. Done that.

[Ro_Thunder]

top 20?

[Ingtar]

I got Death with a runner up of Vampire...

[marine86297]

Not a costume, just a drunk hair cut.

[Rummyfan]

TOP TWENTY-FIVE!!!!

Nice weekend all! I need some silliness!

[OB1kNOb]

After a President has been in office for 6 months it is customary for the previous President to send a note of congratulations to the new one.

So when the note came from Bush to Obama, Obama was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was:

370HSSV-0773H

This troubled Obama as he had always heard from his peers how former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged. So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to decipher it.

They called in Biden, and he was unable to decode the message. They called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret Service detail and they were unable to determine the meaning of the note.

Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of the House. They both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message.

Now there was complete panic in the Oval Office. They called all of their contacts in the media and sent copies of the note to all of them, and not one was able to come up with an answer.

A special emergency meeting was called by the Staff. All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CIA, FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code.

After a sleepless night, a very scared Obama picked up the phone and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of the note.

Bush guffawed and replied: ‘You idiot! ... You’re holding it upside down!’

[Rummyfan]

Is he related to Heywood Jablome?

[fredhead]

A lady was telling her neighbor that she saw a man driving a pick-up truck down the interstate, and a dog was hanging onto the tail gate for dear life!

She said if the pick-up truck driver hadn't been going so fast in the other direction, she would have tried to stop him.

A few weeks later, her neighbor saw this truck at the Bass Pro Shop. The pick-up truck driver is a local taxidermist with a great sense of humor! And it is not a dog it is a coyote.

[Rummyfan]

LOL! Good one!

[fredhead]

I have a neighbor whose name is Lance Johnson.

[Rummyfan]

How about Richard Rasch?

[envisio]

A little boy asked his mother:

“Mom, why am I black and you are white.”

His mother replied “Oh shut up Barack. After that party that night, you are lucky you don’t bark.”

[red-dawg]

Some days it doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps.

[JoeProBono]

Safe Trick or Treating

[FrogMom]

Is he related to Heywood Jablome?

No, he's related to a different Mike - Mike Hock.

[workerbee]

[OnTheDress]

What about:

Michael Anthony "Mike" Hunt is a former professional
American football player who played linebacker for
three seasons for the Green Bay Packers, appearing
in a total of 22 games.

Play by play was always a Cliff Hanger for his girl
friend Ms. Tickles, Tess, I seem to recall.

[a_screen_name]

His sisters name is Dixie Normous

[Daffynition]

[Bean Counter]

[OB1kNOb]

Get Rid of Your "W" Bumper Sticker

It is time to get rid of those George "W" bumper stickers you've seen for the past 8 years. That administration is done and the remnants of it are, quite frankly, passé. The election is over. Get past it.

Get used to the idea of a new president and the new administration!!

Here's the bumper sticker you'll need for at least the next 4 years.

[fredhead]

[fredhead]

Now we know what Mr. Bill meant when he screamed, “O NOOOOO!”

[fredhead]

[fredhead]

[fredhead]

[Mr. Silverback]

Isn’t he the customer service specialist on Car Talk? Oh, wait, that’s Heywood Jabuzov.

[fredhead]

[fredhead]

Two dwarfs go into a bar where they pick up two “working girls” and take them to their seperate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of “here I come again!

ONE, TWO, THREE....UGH! Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE....UGH! Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ...UGH! ...ALL NITE LONG.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, “How did it go?” The first mutters, “It was embarassing. I just couldn;t get an erection.” The second dwarf shook his head and said, “You think that’s embarrassing? I couldn’t get up on the bed!”

[Liberty Valance]

This is big. Really big. TGIF!