Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 35

Today | Mo

[Darksheare]

I have not, nor have I ever been near Dunwich, Innsmouth, Kingsport, or Miskatonic U.
Oooh.. the colors....

[Darksheare]

If Great Cthulhu doesn't steal your mid, he just might steal your camera.

[Darksheare]

And after a hard day of battling trolls, Viking Kitties take to the skies.

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All Hail Viking Kittehs!

[Darksheare]

I still like dread cthulhu-kin stealing the camera.

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He is cute...

[Darksheare]

Then he uses the poor guy as an underwater taxi service, clever, and cheap too.
Never even left a tip.

[Darlin']

Countdown until we are a free nation once again:
999 Days, 21 Hours, 13 Minutes, 43 Seconds

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AND, just 190 days until LameDuckDom commences

[catpuppy]

We are already preparing to present our “blue dog” rep with a pink slip in November. He votes to push through anything conservatives oppose but then will vote against a measure’s final passage when Speaker Pelosi gives him the okay. But if needed for passage of some Democrat monstrosity, he’ll vote for it every time.

Local radio and TV folks openly call for his ouster.

[Darlin']

The country is finally waking up but we need more districts doing exactly what yours is doing. Expose them all for what they are. Be armed with facts, not feelings and plaster it everywhere - names, dates, issue, voting record.

I'm pleased with this video from Republican Governors Association. LINK We need to keep it circulating.

[Darlin']

got to run.... bbl :) I think :)

[Lakeshark]

And all San Jose wails and gnashes their teeth........

[Darksheare]

Is that a flying gatorade bottle coming in from the right?

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Just had a census worker show up on my doorstep.

Welcome brave new world.

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The Parrot Died

At dawn the telephone rings . . .

“Hello, Senor Rod?” This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.”

“Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?”

“Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot - he is dead.”

“My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?”

“Si, Senor, that’s the one.”

“Damn! That’s a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?”

“From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod.””Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?”

“Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.”

“Dead horse? What dead horse?” “The thoroughbred, Senor Rod.”

“My prize thoroughbred is dead?”

“Yes, Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart.”

“Are you insane?? What water cart?”

“The one we used to put out the fire, Senor.”

“Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??”

“The one that destroyed your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire.”

“What the hell?? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle??!!”

“Yes, Senor Rod.”

“But there’s electricity at the house!! What was the candle for?”

“For the funeral, Senor Rod.” “WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!”

“Your wife’s, Senor Rod. She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Taylor Made Super Quad 460 golf club.”

SILENCE........... LONG SILENCE.........

“Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you’re in deep shit!!”

[investigateworld]

LOL !!!!!

Consider that one stolen!

[Darlin']

ahem.... uh...

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[high back]...

[catpuppy]

Backatcha

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Sooooooo, how are the tar balls?