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Happy Bill O'Reilly Loofah Day!
Gawker ^ | Oct. 23, 2009

Posted on 10/23/2009 6:43:16 AM PDT by COUNTrecount

Five years ago today, a luminous young producer at Fox News named Andrea Mackris enriched all of our lives just a little bit by suing a lecherous fathead named Bill O'Reilly for trying to rub falafel on her private parts.

The good people at The Smoking Gun are revisiting Mackris' sexual harrassment complaint against O'Reilly, just for kicks, and we recommend you do, too—it's got everything!

[T]the Fox News Channel host was named in a sexual harassment lawsuit brimming with lurid details about vibrators, phone sex, threesomes, masturbation, Caribbean shower fantasies, a Thai sex show, falafel, stewardess trysts, vehicular coupling, and Al Franken.

Everyone celebrates Loofah Day in their own way, but we like to pull out the sacred text and read aloud from its most memorable and moving passage—a transcript of O'Reilly's late-night 2004 monologue to Mackris, delivered during the Republican National Convention, while he was watching a porno:

(Excerpt) Read more at gawker.com ...


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1 posted on 10/23/2009 6:43:17 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: COUNTrecount

Perverts like O’Really and Newt disgust me. Why? They have no integrity, yet claim to be decent or conservative. Don’t sully our doorstep, you weasels.


2 posted on 10/23/2009 6:48:12 AM PDT by VictoryGal (Never give up, never surrender! REMEMBER NEDA)
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To: COUNTrecount
Five years ago today, a luminous young producer at Fox News named Andrea Mackris enriched all of our lives just a little bit by suing a lecherous fathead named Bill O'Reilly for trying to rub falafel on her private parts.


3 posted on 10/23/2009 6:49:29 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("Though He slay me, yet will I trust Him" - Job 13:15)
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To: COUNTrecount

I don’t respect O’Reilly or her....she settled and shouldn’t have.


4 posted on 10/23/2009 6:50:37 AM PDT by ThisLittleLightofMine
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To: COUNTrecount

Guess that explains why O’Reilly hasn’t gone after Letterman, they’re two peas in a pod.


5 posted on 10/23/2009 6:50:40 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: COUNTrecount
Many of us did not know this stuff about BOR..and we grow frustrated with him for many reasons not the least of which is his seeming appeasement of The Dear Leader, I suspect so he can get him on his Factor show. As much as I really don't like BOR and call him a gasbag, I do like some of the guests he has on his show...so I watch though I threaten not to do so. He is beyond pompous..but we really don't need to go digging up crap about him and the smear on FOX, not at this time when this station is the only one trying to get to the truth of this miserable administration and trying to “wake America up”.
6 posted on 10/23/2009 6:50:55 AM PDT by celtic gal
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To: COUNTrecount

I am no fan of O’Reilly, he is a complete sellout. But frankly, I wonder how well you personally would fare if some of your personal life was under a similar spotlight. Let’s run some of your most embarrassing screwups up the flag pole and do a side-by-side comparison with O’Reilly issue here.


7 posted on 10/23/2009 6:52:13 AM PDT by raptor29
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To: COUNTrecount
Bill OReilly’s is politically skewed to the loudmouth.

He has no core beliefs and argues for the sake of hearing his own voice...through serendipity he has been, on occasion, a voice for good....like when he reams people like Barney Frankfutter....(and Barney likes to be reamed anyway).

I watched him scream at Frank once and none of his argument was cogent...but it was great to hear someone yell at the faggot anyway.

8 posted on 10/23/2009 6:56:44 AM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: COUNTrecount

I always new BOR was a Jerk. BOR and shep Smith should team up and start a new show at 3:00am when everyone is sleeping.


9 posted on 10/23/2009 7:04:39 AM PDT by Rappini ("Pro deo et Patria.)
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I wonder how well you personally would fare if some of your personal life was under a similar spotlight

Oh geez, come on. He's a total creep. And besides, his show has been going downhill for a while now, he's as phony as a 3 dollar Bill.

10 posted on 10/23/2009 7:20:59 AM PDT by Nonstatist
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To: Nonstatist

The best he can get away with is to have Fox babes on his show!


11 posted on 10/23/2009 7:28:23 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: COUNTrecount
The only memorable thing about this story is that the skank set him up so she and her Left-wing buddies could destroy him. It didn't work.

People forget that 5 years ago BOR was the Democrat's most hated and targeted foe. A fact made more ironic since conservatives can't stand him. But media hacks don't even mention him anymore because Sarah Palin, Hannity and Beck have made their heads explode into their arugala salads.

12 posted on 10/23/2009 7:41:01 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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I am not a public person and don’t have a nightly audience of over three million people who tune in to get opinion forming information from me.

I did not cause my employers to have to make a multi- million dollar pay off due to my illegal behavior.

I can never be blackmailed because I acted irresponsibly.

I don’t catergorize sexual harassment as “a screwup”.

I respect my family members and would never embarass them.

I don’t like falafel.

Should I go on or do you get my point?


13 posted on 10/23/2009 7:46:03 AM PDT by COUNTrecount (Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither)
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To: Deb

He was compicent in the “set up” or the woman would not have gotten millions.


14 posted on 10/23/2009 7:49:10 AM PDT by COUNTrecount (Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither)
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To: COUNTrecount

What difference does any of your reply make in response to my point? Also, why is there never any scrutiny of the women’s behavior in situations like this, all that she engaged in during the lead up to her ‘suddenly’ deciding that she was being ‘harrassed’. What a joke. She was probably just another gold-digging slut who set the thing up for a while, but you buy what she says sight unseen.

I have huge contempt for O’Reilly, because he’s a phony. He secured a large audience by promoting common sense conservatism, and then he sold his audience and the country down the river in an attempt to get a little larger audience, by moving left. So screw him. But this other stuff is bs. And screw that slut who filed this suit. She is not blameless.


15 posted on 10/23/2009 7:53:40 AM PDT by raptor29
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To: COUNTrecount

The only thing from your post I don’t understand is your dislike for falafel.


16 posted on 10/23/2009 8:07:50 AM PDT by dmz
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To: dmz

LOL!


17 posted on 10/23/2009 8:09:28 AM PDT by COUNTrecount (Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither)
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To: COUNTrecount

Of course he was “compicent”...he’s a MAN! Tough catch.


18 posted on 10/23/2009 8:16:48 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: Deb

complicent....forgot the “l”.
Not every man acts that way.


19 posted on 10/23/2009 8:26:45 AM PDT by COUNTrecount (Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither)
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To: COUNTrecount


I only watch when Martha's on.
20 posted on 10/23/2009 8:39:07 AM PDT by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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