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To: LiberConservative
Obama Air Tires

Is the high cost of gas getting you down? Are you struggling week to week trying to make ends meet? Would you like to get more fuel efficiency out of your car, but just don’t know how?

Are you a bitter American that can’t stop clinging to guns and religion?

If you said “yes” to any of these questions, then have I got the solution for you.

“We could save all the oil that they’re talking about getting off drilling, if everybody was just inflating their tires and getting regular tune-ups. You could actually save just as much.” ~ Barack Obama

But that’s not all! You see, tires create friction, even when properly inflated. Following the suggestion of President Obama will save less than one-half of one percent of US oil consumption. We need a better way to economize.

That’s why Obamaco developed the cutting edge technology of the Obama Air Tires. Obama Air Tires uses space age technology to power your car without the drag of rubber on the road.

Obama Air Tires never lose pressure, never go flat, and never need to be changed on the side of a dangerous road.
Obama Air Tires FlatDon’t Let this happen to you. Get Obama Air Tires.

Obama Air Tires use a cushion of air to keep your car off the ground and running smooth. They use a patented and proprietary secret Hope and Change™ technology, so we conveniently can’t tell you how they work.

Once you put Obama Air Tires on your car, it will go from a gas guzzler, to a gas producer. That’s right! You won’t merely save gas. Your car will actually become an oil refinery and make gasoline!

Obama Hover CarObama Air Tires are fast!

How much would you be willing to pay for Obama Air Tires now?

We’ve pured billions and billions of taxpayer dollars into developing Obama Air Tires, so it’s almost like you’ve already bought your own set.

But Wait! There’s More!

Call today and get a free set of chrome plated and engraved Obama Tire Gauges. That’s a value of over $10. There’s no obligation to buy anything to get your Obama Tire Gauges. They’re yours free, just for calling 1-866-PIE-IN-THE-SKY.

That’s not all!

The first 30 callers will also get a free Barack Henry Obama Version of the Bible with an inscription by Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

Obama Air Tires are not available in stores. You can only get them by calling 1-866-PIE-IN-THE-SKY. Call now!

4 posted on 10/25/2009 12:40:09 PM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Daffynition

When I get that pony Hussein promised, I won’t have to worry about tires.

6 posted on 10/25/2009 12:45:55 PM PDT by bgill (The framers of the US Constitution established an entire federal government in 18 pages.)
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