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For Yosemite bears, dinner arrives in a minivan
news. ^ | Oct 25

Posted on 10/26/2009 2:28:11 PM PDT by JoeProBono

YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK, Calif. – What's bigger than a picnic basket and even better than one in the eyes of black bears that live in Yosemite National Park? A study published this month in the Journal of Mammalogy says it's minivans driven by families with children who leave behind a trail of spilled juice boxes, Cheerios and coolers carrying other snacks.

Park scientists have found that the bears tore up minivans more frequently than other types of vehicles....

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Food; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: bear; yosemite


1 posted on 10/26/2009 2:28:13 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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The bears will never go for a Prius all they have in them is fruits and nuts.


2 posted on 10/26/2009 2:33:01 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (I don't have time to Procrastinate)
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3 posted on 10/26/2009 2:33:41 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

That’s no mini-van; it looks like a Ford Econoline. And the bear looks a bit wooden; almost matches the briefcase.


4 posted on 10/26/2009 2:35:36 PM PDT by 12Gauge687 (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice)
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To: JoeProBono

They forgot to mention the petrified french fries leftover from Happy Meals...yum yum!


5 posted on 10/26/2009 2:36:19 PM PDT by LizzyD
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6 posted on 10/26/2009 2:37:21 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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7 posted on 10/26/2009 2:40:38 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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Park scientists have found that the bears tore up minivans more frequently than other types of vehicles....


"Behold! The mighty grizzly!"

8 posted on 10/26/2009 2:40:42 PM PDT by Alex Murphy ("Though He slay me, yet will I trust Him" - Job 13:15)
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To: JoeProBono

Looking at the title of this story, I was thinking some soccer moms had met an untimely fate...


9 posted on 10/26/2009 2:53:20 PM PDT by DemforBush (Now officially 100% ex-Democrat.)
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To: JoeProBono

There is a Far Side cartoon in here somewhere.


10 posted on 10/26/2009 3:08:55 PM PDT by LiberConservative ("Sarah Palin irritates all the right people." -Dennis Miller)
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11 posted on 10/26/2009 3:14:19 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: JoeProBono

That bear must be planning to gather feet.


12 posted on 10/26/2009 3:20:11 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (I don't have time to Procrastinate)
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To: BunnySlippers

Where’s the picka-nic basket, boo-boo?


13 posted on 10/26/2009 4:21:06 PM PDT by gussiefinknottle (woof!woof!woof!)
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