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police arrest burglars wearing magic marker masks
fox4kc ^ | 10-28-09 | AP

Posted on 10/28/2009 12:30:59 PM PDT by evets

CARROLL, Iowa (AP) — Police had no trouble identifying two men accused of trying to break into a Carroll apartment. Police were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects' vehicle. Inside the car, officers found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker. Police said the caller described two men with painted faces attempting to break into an apartment Friday night before driving off...(snip)

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: beer; blackface; holdmuhbeer; mugshot; napl
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

1 posted on 10/28/2009 12:30:59 PM PDT by evets
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To: evets

Not the sharpiest knife in the drawer.


2 posted on 10/28/2009 12:33:03 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: evets

Genius !


3 posted on 10/28/2009 12:33:28 PM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: evets

You can just picture them talking to the cop...”Who, me??”


4 posted on 10/28/2009 12:33:49 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: evets

Infinity goes both ways.


5 posted on 10/28/2009 12:34:42 PM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is an EVIL like no other, and must be ERADICATED. Barack OBORTION is a close second.)
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To: evets

ROFLOL I guess someone should’ve told them about crayola markers that come off with water or a baby wipe on the run?


6 posted on 10/28/2009 12:35:09 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: evets

Holy mack’l dere . . . Holy mack’l dere!


7 posted on 10/28/2009 12:37:37 PM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: evets

They gotta be on drugs. Nobody’s that stupid.


8 posted on 10/28/2009 12:38:01 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: evets

Hey put ‘em together and you’ve almost got a full face mask!


9 posted on 10/28/2009 12:39:22 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: Slings and Arrows
Inside the car, officers found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker.


10 posted on 10/28/2009 12:42:08 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all the while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: The Comedian; Revolting cat!
Halloween costumes on a budget:


11 posted on 10/28/2009 12:45:46 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all the while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: evets

Cunning police work to corner such masters of stealth and deception.

Most of the time criminals more or less fall into lawmen’s arms without a lot of effort.


12 posted on 10/28/2009 12:46:03 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The People have abdicated our duties; ... and anxiously hope for just two things: bread and circuses)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Not the sharpiest knife in the drawer.

Someone slipped a couple of spoons into that drawer.

13 posted on 10/28/2009 12:47:40 PM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: evets

LOL!!! These dopes might as well just kill themselves. They will be the butt of 15% of all jokes told for atleast 10 years


14 posted on 10/28/2009 12:48:51 PM PDT by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: evets
It is just impossible to make this kind of stuff up!

The stupidity of people seems to always exceed fiction.

15 posted on 10/28/2009 12:51:09 PM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: a fool in paradise; The Comedian

comedian, is that you?


16 posted on 10/28/2009 12:51:34 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Can you imagine the challenge of arresting these guys and trying to drive them to jail while LYAO?


17 posted on 10/28/2009 12:52:19 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: evets

“Attorneys for the men declined comment Tuesday.”

Yeah, Words fail.


18 posted on 10/28/2009 12:53:48 PM PDT by hoe_cake (A member of the Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the Constitution.)
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To: evets

I have been to Carroll, IA.

This does not shock me.....


19 posted on 10/28/2009 12:53:52 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR.....Monthly Donors Wanted.)
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To: evets

Amazing what a meth head will do.


20 posted on 10/28/2009 12:54:19 PM PDT by Kakaze (Exterminate Islamofacism and apologize for nothing.....except not doing it sooner!)
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To: evets

I don’t believe they thought that all the way through.


21 posted on 10/28/2009 1:05:08 PM PDT by nina0113
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To: MrB; a fool in paradise
comedian, is that you?

Yeah, you got me pegged.

Fortunately though, I had my lawn chair, 1000 balloons, and a tank of helium which I employed in a dramatic escape...


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

22 posted on 10/28/2009 1:05:08 PM PDT by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
"I have been to Carroll, IA. This does not shock me....."

I lived there as a kid. Doesn't shock me either!

23 posted on 10/28/2009 1:18:43 PM PDT by MountainDad
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To: The Comedian

Balloon Boy II?


24 posted on 10/28/2009 1:19:31 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all the while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: evets

What idiots. LOL


25 posted on 10/28/2009 1:20:20 PM PDT by Allegra (It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
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To: a fool in paradise

Here is a valid reason why marijuana should never be legalized?


26 posted on 10/28/2009 1:21:01 PM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: a fool in paradise

Here is a valid reason why marijuana should never be legalized?


27 posted on 10/28/2009 1:21:28 PM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: Kakaze
Amazing what a meth head will do.

"FTD Calling!"

28 posted on 10/28/2009 1:21:48 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all the while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: ridesthemiles
Heckfire, I'm beginning to think that we should even outlaw markers!


29 posted on 10/28/2009 1:22:34 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all the while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: evets
ROFL!
30 posted on 10/28/2009 1:23:28 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Obama, Hitler, Stalin: Who are 3 people nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.)
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To: The Comedian

You forgot the BB gun, fool!


31 posted on 10/28/2009 1:31:37 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: evets
They're stupid all right. But not as stupid as this guy....
 

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32 posted on 10/28/2009 1:37:25 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I am Legend)
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To: MrB; a fool in paradise
You forgot the BB gun, fool

No way, I might put an eye out with one of those things...


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

33 posted on 10/28/2009 1:52:53 PM PDT by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Kill them before they breed.


34 posted on 10/28/2009 4:37:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: evets

Heheheheheh.


35 posted on 10/28/2009 4:40:11 PM PDT by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))
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To: The_Victor
"Not the sharpiest knife in the drawer. Someone slipped a couple of spoons into that drawer."

Now they will be going to jail and be forked in the boo boo

36 posted on 10/28/2009 4:47:34 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: nina0113

At some point in time...they managed to convince each other that this was a good idea.


37 posted on 10/28/2009 7:46:39 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: evets

Flunked out of the Clouseau School of Disguises?


38 posted on 10/29/2009 12:07:23 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (God wants a Liberal or RINO hanging from every tree...or TWO, if they're UN meddlers.)
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To: evets

Maybe they were at a party and passed out beforehand, and neither one wanted to embarrass the other by telling them they had been “painted”! LOL

Can’t believe they thought this would work...


39 posted on 10/29/2009 3:23:08 AM PDT by LibertyRocks ( http://LibertyRocks.wordpress.com ~ ANTI-OBAMA STUFF : http://cafepress.com/NO_ObamaBiden08)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
sharpiest

Ha!
40 posted on 10/29/2009 8:20:23 AM PDT by BJClinton (Any "healthcare reform" without tort reform is a fraud.)
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To: evets

They were probably just overwhelmed by sharpie fumes and wandered into the wrong homes.


41 posted on 10/29/2009 11:07:34 PM PDT by rmlew (Democracy tends to ignore..., threats to its existence because it loathes doing what is needed)
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