MICHELLE OBAMA: To pull off this look, dress in a curtain or drapery, hitched up around the waist by a big (boob) belt, with pearls and low heels. First Lady Michelle Obama is known for her terrible taste in clothing and style.
Posted on 10/30/2009 5:50:19 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
| You Are Traditional on Halloween |
 You love carving pumpkins, eating candied apples, trick-or-treaters, and old horror movies. You would never be found dressing up as the latest celebrity. You're much more likely to go for an old standby like witch or vampire. Halloween has a lot of history for you, and you're not about to throw it all away for the latest Halloween trend! |
IBTP! WooHOO!! It’s FRIDAY!!!!!!!!
Top 5!
In early?
Bah humbug. Oh, it’s Halloween? Nevermind.
TOP TEN MOST HATED HALLOWEEN TREATS.
1. Raisins
Little boxes of stuck-together shriveled globs are not what little kids schlep around the neighborhood for all night. When they say trick-or-treat, they want candy that will rot their teeth, not wrinkled grapes. (Using an empty box as a kazoo-like instrument, though, is kinda fun.)
2. Candy Corn
The most polarizing candy of all. The fruitcake of Halloween; it just never goes away. If you love them, fine. But don’t subject the rest of us haters to the sickeningly sweet triangle that tastes like neither candy nor corn.
3. Necco Wafers
These chalky candies are supposedly “fruit-flavored,” but no fruit I know tastes like dust — and makes everything eaten after taste like dust, too.
4. Dum Dum Lollipops
Usually, foods on a stick are yummy (corn dogs, ice pops), but Dum Dums just can’t be included on that list. Not even if they were breaded and deep-fried and served at a fair.
5. Apples
Long before “poisoned candy” scares, evil people were handing out apples instead of candy on Halloween. This disappointing “treat” is the main reason to avoid unwrapped food while trick-or-treating.
6. Toothbrushes
Dentists and orthodontists should not be allowed to celebrate Halloween if they’re going to get all tooth doctory on us. Do not bring your work home with you, folks! We all have a personal responsibility to brush, and maybe some of us will forget, but your complimentary bristles on a stick (instead of a Snickers) will not help us remember. It will make us despise you and your trade.
7. Tootsie Rolls
It looks like chocolate and sort of smells like chocolate, but the mini brown tubes are not real chocolate. They taste like watered-down chocolate, and have a chewy texture that will strip the fillings right off your molars.
8. Laffy Taffy
I do not laffy when I get these. I sobby. I get depressedy. Because it gets all stucky to my teethy and doesn’t even taste that goody.
9. Miscellaneous, Wrapped Hard Candies
Halloween is supposed to be a holiday for young people, not senior citizens who suck on hard candies all day. Something about the strawberry-shaped strawberries, gold-wrapped butterscotch, and peppermint way past the expiration date. (These usually get set aside for Granny.)
10. Anything Fun-Sized
Who started calling it this? Since when is one bite fun?! Give us the rich houses with the sprawling driveways and full-sized candy bars any day. Portion control doesn’t need to start this young.
And yes, I still have all of my teeth in remarkable good repair... ;-)
Great toons....
bump for later perusing...
You like two out of the ten of those? If you would of added Necco Wafers to your list of favorites, I would need to know where to send the exorcist...
“Before I speak, I have something important to say.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
I’m not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!
My favourite poem is the one that starts ‘Thirty days hath September’ because it actually tells you something.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Practically everybody in America has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he’s crooked.
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them... well, I have others.
Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Whoever named kissing necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Why, I’d horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough.
Women should be obscene and not heard.”
Groucho Marx
AH! A Chappaquiddick Pumpkin!
Very original!
Great cartoons & postings!!! And everyone is so absolutely true re. socialist-fascist-commie pig 0bozo, usurper in chief and his fat-ass butt ugly maBelle michelle, the Halloween angry witch!!!
| You Are Sexy on Halloween |
 Halloween is the one night you can get away with dressing wildly. And you take the opportunity to bare almost all! Each Halloween there's no question that you will go as a hottie. The only question is how far you will go. You may not score a lot of candy on Halloween (who needs the extra calories?), but you will score a lot of phone numbers! |
Tastes like zombies?
Thanks, Lucky9teen!
Re #9 — ROFL!!
Hope! Change! Obama Money!
IN!
| You Are Scary on Halloween |
 And because you're so fearless, you are the perfect person to scare others on Halloween. You can really take it to the limit. Each year you try to outdo yourself with the freakiest costume possible. You Halloween isn't complete until you hear some very terrified screams... because of you, of course! |
The pumpkins just found out who our president is.
“NECCO wafers rock!”
The candy from the pits of Hell????
Part from us Satan. The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you....
Best status update I’ve seen in a while:
“Halloween has become way too commercialized. We’re starting to lose the true meaning of Satan.”
post 35 link not working...sorry.
With everything in the news this week and listening to Glenn Beck I forgot about the Silliness! Thanks, we need it now more than ever.
YAAAAAYYY!It’s Friday! Lovin’ it!
Looks like “The View” LOLOL
ROTFLMAO!
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