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Police: Breathalyzer-costumed man accused of DUI
AP ^ | 11/4/2009 | Associated Press

Posted on 11/04/2009 2:35:38 PM PST by Lmo56

OXFORD, Ohio (AP) - An Ohio man dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street ...

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: darwin; dui; halloween; napl
The pic in the link just about sez it all ...

Another Darwin candidate !!!

1 posted on 11/04/2009 2:35:39 PM PST by Lmo56
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To: Lmo56

OK, for those who keep looking for a good working example of “irony...”


2 posted on 11/04/2009 2:38:18 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Lmo56
...driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street ...

I hate when that happens.

FMCDH(BITS)

3 posted on 11/04/2009 2:38:18 PM PST by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: Lmo56

Did you check out his costume in detail? Pretty funny. That protruding thing where is “willy” is located says above it “Blow Here.”


4 posted on 11/04/2009 2:38:29 PM PST by avacado
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To: Lmo56

5 posted on 11/04/2009 2:39:29 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Obama is a DIC....... Ditherer-in-Chief)
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To: Lmo56

As Larry the Cable Guy would say: “ I don’t care what you say, now that’s funny right there!”


6 posted on 11/04/2009 2:40:13 PM PST by gramho12 (Kill the bill, or leave the Hill)
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To: nothingnew
FMCDH(BITS) ???

I need a clue ...

7 posted on 11/04/2009 2:40:13 PM PST by Lmo56
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To: Lmo56

Based on where the exhaler device is in that picture....

Something tells me this fool had no takers.

Maybe the cops had him blow himself to see if he was DWI?


8 posted on 11/04/2009 2:41:15 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (I am Legend)
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To: Lmo56
At least he is apparently familiar with the test.
9 posted on 11/04/2009 2:41:38 PM PST by dog breath
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To: Lmo56

Darwin is right. What a dufus.


10 posted on 11/04/2009 2:41:57 PM PST by Marty62 (former Marty60)
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To: Lmo56
FMCDH(BITS)

From my cold dead hands. Blood in the streets.

I knew the first part, but Google was my friend...took about a minute to find the second part.

11 posted on 11/04/2009 2:45:31 PM PST by AlaskaErik (I served and protected my country for 31 years. Democrats spent that time trying to destroy it.)
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To: AlaskaErik
FMCDH(BITS)

From my cold dead hands. Blood in the streets.

LOL !!!

12 posted on 11/04/2009 2:48:31 PM PST by Lmo56
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To: avacado

His “willy”? You’re a racist!
/s


13 posted on 11/04/2009 2:52:44 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: Slings and Arrows

My advice: “Don’t blow!” (see pic)


14 posted on 11/04/2009 3:01:58 PM PST by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: Lmo56
after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street ...

Sounds like the way Al Gore III rolls.

15 posted on 11/04/2009 3:02:59 PM PST by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: Lmo56

This whole thing will be complete if this Miller fellow was downing Millers.


16 posted on 11/04/2009 3:10:14 PM PST by the anti-liberal
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Could have been worse.


17 posted on 11/04/2009 4:49:45 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Breathalyzer-costumed man accused of DUI

Other than that, how was your vacation in Ohio, Slings?
18 posted on 11/05/2009 6:40:44 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (Freedom is taken, not given.)
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To: Titan Magroyne

Not bad. I gave Kucinich a wedgie.


19 posted on 11/05/2009 8:30:02 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: ErnBatavia

Oh the irony!


20 posted on 11/05/2009 10:45:50 AM PST by Ptarmigan (God Hates Bunnies. God Loves Ptarmigans)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL! Earning the favor of his wife, undoubtedly...


21 posted on 11/05/2009 3:26:53 PM PST by Titan Magroyne (Freedom is taken, not given.)
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To: Titan Magroyne

A gentleman never kisses and tells.


22 posted on 11/05/2009 4:28:26 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Whu—there’s a gentleman up in here? :-D


23 posted on 11/05/2009 4:47:30 PM PST by Titan Magroyne (Freedom is taken, not given.)
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