Posted on 11/06/2009 5:59:46 AM PST by WOBBLY BOB
A Lehigh Acres man was arrested in Collier County Monday on charges of Indecent Exposure in Public after he allegedly exposed himself to two women in a Walmart parking lot.
The incident occurred at 5420 Juliet Blvd. in Naples.
According to a Collier County Sheriff’s Office report:
David Todd Napodano, 42, told investigators he was found naked in his van because he had “explosive diarrhea” and was using his underwear to clean himself.
The victims told investigators they were looking for their vehicle in the parking lot when they saw Napodano naked in his van and exposing himself to them.
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If he had explosive diarrhea, how could he “clean himself” with his undies? Wouldn’t they be the first thing to be soiled?
Way too much information in this story.
Bob, you should have posted something else.
Ugh.
Sh*t Happens!
I think I prefer the old “twinkie defense”.
you should be lead detective.
Thread Worthless Without Pics.......NOT! ;-)
The comments at the end of the story are good. heres one:
“Hi honey how was your day?”
“grumble”
“Bust any bad guys daddy?”
“No, but I did check a guys underwear for signs of explosive diarrhea.”
“I am so proud of you, you are so brave”
“you can say that again...what’s for dinner?”
“Goulash.....”
No thanks, I wouldn’t touch that. XD
This is the part where all the Freeper Gals (if they ARE on this thread) are supposed to shout out in unison “GUILTY!”
stay away from Walmart parking lots.
>>Way too much information in this story.
Bob, you should have posted something else.
Ugh.<<
And I was enjoying my chocolate Malto Meal up to that point!
With that said, some people are pretty nosy when it comes to looking in vehicles and house windows, it seems. When my child was a baby, I sometimes got into the rear seat of our minivan (dark tinted windows) with a baby blanket cover to breastfeed her with a little more privacy. People would stick their noses at the window to see what was going on. Sheesh!
You are really sick and twisted...so why am I laughing so hard?
He’s full of it!
This story stinks and is oozing BS!!
In the end, he really does give a crap....
Agree.
This thread is useless.....
with or without pictures.
It was an electric fart...... had juice in it.
Did the suspect really use the word “explosive”? LOL.
There are certain questions about this that need to be asked, but I do not have the courage to ask them.
I wonder if this guy has IBS. It is unpleasant and strikes randomly. There’s no time to make it to a bathroom sometimes.
Ummm, Ping?!
This happened to me last month while visting Hawaii. We were driving back from the far side of the island after eating a rich dinner/dessert. I absolutely had to go (lactose intolerance maybe?), and there were no services for miles.
Long story short, I tried to hide in a sugarcane field, and used the technique illustrated above. It worked. Got 4 good wipes, which was good enough to get us back to the B&B. I thought I had hid myself pretty good until I got back to the car, and my wife had a horrified look on her face; she saw it all. Her comment to all my friends after the fact was "I guess now I know where BROWN sugar comes from!"
You are very brave for sharing that!
Explosive? Call EOD!
At least his soiled clothing will provide evidence that he did have that problem.
Thanks for sharing! I think as one gets older, we get a little more reluctant to “squeeze” a fart. Never know what’s gonna happen.
I hope my story helps others. I should mention that the "Use your underwear as TP in emergencies" thing is an old concept that predates me. An old timer tought me it when I was a kid. He did not demonstrate it, though. Just told me.
FYI: Obviously, you'll get more wipes with boxers than briefs.
I have to agree with much of what you said...With IBS explosive is just the right word to use...Been dealing with it for many years, finally got a doctor that could prescibe medication that helps........If it happened in a parking lot I really dont know how I would handle it...I don’t think in public, but do the best you can in the car....yuk...
I just got home. You got me laughing again.
And I was enjoying my chocolate Malto Meal up to that point!
Hhahaahhahahahahahahhhah I am crying laughing so hard..
Trouser chili...
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