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Posted on 11/13/2009 5:11:58 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Obama's economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Obama's economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
Obama's economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
Obama's economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Obama's economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Obama's economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Obama's economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Obama's economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
Obama's economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama's economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
Obama's economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: economy; freepun; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
Top 5 — lucky Friday the 13th!!!!!!
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:14:40 AM PST
by
ScreamingGreenAlienGorilla
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. Ecc. 10:2)
To: Lucky9teen
We need all the laughs we can get.
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:15:17 AM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(Play the Race Card -- lose the game.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:15:34 AM PST
by
Ratman83
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:16:06 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS ALL VETERANS!!!)
To: Ratman83
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:16:46 AM PST
by
Enosh
(†)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:17:47 AM PST
by
Dacula
(Evil succeeds when good men do nothing. Lets do something.)
To: Lucky9teen
One for the price of two, get one free.
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:19:21 AM PST
by
CPOSharky
(Maybe nuclear winter would cure global warming.)
To: Lucky9teen
Mugshots with a common thread...
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:22:19 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Obama is a DIC....... Ditherer-in-Chief)
To: Lucky9teen
I never make the top 10 because I always read them first. =6D
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:24:06 AM PST
by
dangus
(Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
To: Lucky9teen
=6D
That was supposed to be one of these =^D
I think I should get that mole looked at.
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:24:45 AM PST
by
dangus
(Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
To: dangus
See? Some of the images didn’t come through, so I finished up fast.
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:27:55 AM PST
by
dangus
(Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:30:09 AM PST
by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: Lucky9teen
Such a deal:
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:30:29 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:32:07 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Lucky9teen
Beware the flashing red bacon:
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:33:02 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:33:08 AM PST
by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:33:36 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:35:10 AM PST
by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: ErnBatavia
bottom left looks like she's embarrassed she didn't have time to fix her hair....
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:35:39 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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