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~$$~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd ~$$~

Posted on 11/13/2009 5:11:58 AM PST by Lucky9teen



Obama's economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Obama's economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.



It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

Obama's economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.



Obama's economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.



Obama's economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Obama's economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.



Obama's economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.



Obama's economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.



Obama's economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama's economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.



Obama's economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: economy; freepun; ofst; silliness
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At What Price Would You Sell Out?
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1 posted on 11/13/2009 5:11:59 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 5 — lucky Friday the 13th!!!!!!


2 posted on 11/13/2009 5:14:40 AM PST by ScreamingGreenAlienGorilla (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. Ecc. 10:2)
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To: Lucky9teen

We need all the laughs we can get.


3 posted on 11/13/2009 5:15:17 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (Play the Race Card -- lose the game.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Ten


4 posted on 11/13/2009 5:15:34 AM PST by Ratman83
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...



ON TO FRIDAY SILLINESS


CLICK HERE TO BE ADDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST


5 posted on 11/13/2009 5:16:06 AM PST by Lucky9teen (THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS ALL VETERANS!!!)
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To: Ratman83

Me too!


6 posted on 11/13/2009 5:16:46 AM PST by Enosh (†)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10


7 posted on 11/13/2009 5:17:47 AM PST by Dacula (Evil succeeds when good men do nothing. Lets do something.)
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To: Lucky9teen

One for the price of two, get one free.


8 posted on 11/13/2009 5:19:21 AM PST by CPOSharky (Maybe nuclear winter would cure global warming.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Mugshots with a common thread...


9 posted on 11/13/2009 5:22:19 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Obama is a DIC....... Ditherer-in-Chief)
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To: Lucky9teen

I never make the top 10 because I always read them first. =6D


10 posted on 11/13/2009 5:24:06 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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To: Lucky9teen

=6D

That was supposed to be one of these =^D
I think I should get that mole looked at.


11 posted on 11/13/2009 5:24:45 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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To: dangus

See? Some of the images didn’t come through, so I finished up fast.


12 posted on 11/13/2009 5:27:55 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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To: Lucky9teen
change

hopeless

progress

13 posted on 11/13/2009 5:30:09 AM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Such a deal:

14 posted on 11/13/2009 5:30:29 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

woo hoo watta deal


15 posted on 11/13/2009 5:32:07 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Lucky9teen
Beware the flashing red bacon:

16 posted on 11/13/2009 5:33:02 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
obamanationday2
17 posted on 11/13/2009 5:33:08 AM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: Lucky9teen

woo hoo watta deal


18 posted on 11/13/2009 5:33:36 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Lucky9teen
boypres_ent
19 posted on 11/13/2009 5:35:10 AM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: ErnBatavia
bottom left looks like she's embarrassed she didn't have time to fix her hair....
20 posted on 11/13/2009 5:35:39 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Izzy Dunne

DANGER RED BACON, DANGER RED BACON!!!!


21 posted on 11/13/2009 5:36:54 AM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the next one...)
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To: Lucky9teen
The overly gesticulating Illinois gubernatorial candidate Adam ANN-GEE-EFF-SKI has a doppelganger.


22 posted on 11/13/2009 5:40:16 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: Lucky9teen
Lucky day!


23 posted on 11/13/2009 5:42:34 AM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Special Deal - Friday Only!:

24 posted on 11/13/2009 5:43:11 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Special Deal - Friday Only!:

25 posted on 11/13/2009 5:43:43 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: SERKIT
ANN-GEE-EFF-SKY: Try againh


26 posted on 11/13/2009 5:45:13 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: Lucky9teen
Just what exactly is ON that burger?

27 posted on 11/13/2009 5:46:02 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Wayne's World:

28 posted on 11/13/2009 5:50:14 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
ragingbacon

Fail? I think not! Sound advice indeed!

29 posted on 11/13/2009 6:03:39 AM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: Lucky9teen
You Would Sell Out for $1,084,347
And not a penny less!
At What Price Would You Sell Out?
Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet

Lame. Only the LSD one was tempting... You have no idea how boring Thanksgiving can be around our families...

30 posted on 11/13/2009 6:08:01 AM PST by Dead Corpse (III)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’d sell out for less than you!

You Would Sell Out for $1,056,145
And not a penny less!


31 posted on 11/13/2009 6:08:31 AM PST by CSM (Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
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To: Nateman; reagan_fanatic; a real Sheila; 50mm; Lizavetta; Roscoe Karns; edzo4; Netizen; ...

It’s silliness time! (see #29)


32 posted on 11/13/2009 6:08:34 AM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: Lucky9teen

So....was it the spiders? Or the LSD at Thanksgiving?


33 posted on 11/13/2009 6:16:57 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: ErnBatavia

34 posted on 11/13/2009 6:18:32 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: Nateman
Bacon sushi!

35 posted on 11/13/2009 6:20:26 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: Lucky9teen; 6SJ7
Many thanks to 6SJ7 for posting this gem yesterday: Christopher Walken shows how to complete a census
36 posted on 11/13/2009 6:21:16 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan
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To: Lucky9teen

37 posted on 11/13/2009 6:21:32 AM PST by workerbee (If you vote for Democrats, you are engaging in UnAmerican Activity.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

38 posted on 11/13/2009 6:25:35 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: Lucky9teen

The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains ofAlaska .
He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when heheard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
He found a helpless man, obviously a Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt.
The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of obviously Republican loggers wearing “Go Sarah” shirts came racing up.
One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear’s chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear.
Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck. The other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them men over to him. “I give you my blessing for your brave actions!” he proudly proclaimed. “I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true.”

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, “Who the heck was that guy?”

“Dude, that was the Pope,” another replied. “He’s in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.”

“Well,” the logger said, “he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn’t know squat about bear hunting!
By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?”


39 posted on 11/13/2009 6:29:08 AM PST by Robe (Rome did not create a great empire by talking, they did it by killing all those who opposed them)
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To: Lucky9teen

Beaver Urinates on Correspondent
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5628730n


40 posted on 11/13/2009 6:29:35 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: Lucky9teen

41 posted on 11/13/2009 6:31:19 AM PST by 50mm (AARP is a steaming pile)
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To: Robe
By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?”

Glad I wasn't drinking anything. I'd be cleaning up a mess!

42 posted on 11/13/2009 6:39:05 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (The townhalls were going great until the oPods showed up.)
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43 posted on 11/13/2009 6:48:30 AM PST by Godzilla (3-7-77)
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To: Lucky9teen

44 posted on 11/13/2009 6:56:47 AM PST by frankenMonkey ("Natural Born Citizen" - US Constitution, 1787; "Words have meaning" - Barack Obama, 2009)
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To: Lucky9teen
You Would Sell Out for $1,123,950
And not a penny less!
At What Price Would You Sell Out?
Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

45 posted on 11/13/2009 7:03:31 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
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To: MaryFromMichigan

Awesome.


46 posted on 11/13/2009 7:04:56 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Raise the fanged and warlike mistress, stern, impassive, weaponed mistress...)
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To: Lucky9teen

47 posted on 11/13/2009 7:09:30 AM PST by red-dawg (If you don't like the constitution, move to a country with one you like. LEAVE OURS ALONE.)
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To: Baynative

TOP 50!


49 posted on 11/13/2009 7:36:39 AM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality.)
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