[Talisker]

Well-intentioned gibberish.

Shoot - I was trying for malignant clarity. Oh well.

[The Comedian]

Well-intentioned gibberish.

Shoot - I was trying for malignant clarity. Oh well.

LOL, excellent retort :-)

I myself aim for irreverent sanctimony, but often settle for simple complexity.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.