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Nude Scenes That Should Never Have Happened
Fox News ^ | 11-15-09

Posted on 11/15/2009 1:49:23 PM PST by Justaham

Some stars should just never strip down. We can admire your talents with your clothes on.

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1 posted on 11/15/2009 1:49:23 PM PST by Justaham
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To: Justaham

Will Ferrel. He’s in his undies in every one of his movies.


2 posted on 11/15/2009 1:50:55 PM PST by Skenderbej (People need to learn that no muhammadan practices his religion peacefully.)
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To: Justaham

Terry Bradshaw.


3 posted on 11/15/2009 1:51:33 PM PST by Pantera
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To: Skenderbej

and every one of his movies is stupid


4 posted on 11/15/2009 1:54:18 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Justaham

LOL! I’ve always wondered why certain actors - heck, make that most of them, because few of us look really great with our clothes off - want to inflict these scenes on us. I guess they’re like Obama, so infatuated with themselves that they have lost all sense of proportion and decency.


5 posted on 11/15/2009 1:55:09 PM PST by livius
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To: Justaham

Heh, I saw the uncut version of “The Bad Lieutenant” and boy howdie are they not kidding about the world not needing to see Harvey Keitel nekkid.

(dis) Honorable mention. In the John Lennon biopic “Imagine”, Yoko can be seen in all her naked glory. AIEEEEEEEEE!!!!


6 posted on 11/15/2009 1:57:17 PM PST by DemforBush (Now officially 100% ex-Democrat.)
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To: Justaham

Charles Martin Smith in Never Cry Wolf, that’s one hairy dude.


7 posted on 11/15/2009 1:59:44 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
BWAHAHAHA!


8 posted on 11/15/2009 2:07:19 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: driftdiver

Amen to that. Will ferrell= the pits.


9 posted on 11/15/2009 2:08:38 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: Pantera

Yes. That’s the first one I thought of. What was it? “Failure To Launch”?


10 posted on 11/15/2009 2:11:43 PM PST by Jemian (A man who reads nothing is far smarter than a man who reads nothing but newspapers." -- T. Jefferson)
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To: Justaham

Kathy Bates getting into the hot tub nude with Jack Nicholson


11 posted on 11/15/2009 2:12:07 PM PST by constant
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To: Justaham

Anyone see Bruno? You’ll never get it out of your head!


12 posted on 11/15/2009 2:15:23 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: Skenderbej

I can’t stand Will Ferrel.


13 posted on 11/15/2009 2:18:13 PM PST by pieceofthepuzzle
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To: Skenderbej

FTA: “From hairy man boobs to sagging butt cheeks, we just don’t want to see anymore Will.”

Yeah, but the worst part of seeing him shirtless is the nasty appendix scar across his belly. That alone should be enough to keep the spaz from disrobing.

And no, he’s not funny. He’s spastic like Robin Williams and Jim Carrey at their worst, but he has even less talent than the other two.


14 posted on 11/15/2009 2:21:57 PM PST by Two Kids' Dad (((( Hey 0bama, Kenya show us the long-form BC? ))))
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To: Justaham

Harvey Keitel and Kathy Bates come to mind.


15 posted on 11/15/2009 2:24:43 PM PST by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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To: LottieDah
In every movie Will Farrell is the same as the SNL Will Farrell.
Tom Cruise Still acts every part like the Risky Business Tom Cruise.
None of the modern actors and actresses can make a part believable like the the ones from the late 30s, 40s, 50, and 60s.
16 posted on 11/15/2009 2:32:12 PM PST by Wooly
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To: Wooly
Tom Cruise Still acts every part like the Risky Business Tom Cruise.

The dream acting is always the same.

17 posted on 11/15/2009 2:34:48 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: Justaham

Donald Sutherland/Animal House


18 posted on 11/15/2009 2:40:44 PM PST by fortunate sun (Newt who?)
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To: Wooly; Justaham

19 posted on 11/15/2009 2:42:02 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: fortunate sun

There was a stretch there where you got to see Donald’s bare ass in every feature he did.


20 posted on 11/15/2009 2:46:12 PM PST by Yudan (Living comes much easier once we admit we're dying.)
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To: fortunate sun
Worst nude scene I can recall:

Burgess Meredith. Oh yeah, it's as bad as it sounds.

My favorites:

Elizabeth McGovern in Ragtime
Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

21 posted on 11/15/2009 2:49:05 PM PST by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: Justaham

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22 posted on 11/15/2009 2:50:35 PM PST by Jim FReeper Thompson
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Good film.


23 posted on 11/15/2009 2:53:38 PM PST by Jim FReeper Thompson
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To: Jemian

Yep. I thought it was hilarious. It was perfect really because the point was the parents finally got to do what they wanted since “the kid” was out of the house. For “Dad” (Bradshaw), it was not wearing clothes in the house.
Plus for an old guy he didn’t look too bad lol


24 posted on 11/15/2009 2:54:35 PM PST by visualops (Freepin' Pre!)
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To: Justaham
You all have forgotten the single worst nude scene of all time. Nead Beatty in "Deliverance"

"Squeal like a pig squeal like a pig"

Reeeet, reeeet, reeeet.

I wanted to have my eyes surgecally removed, but the image is forever burned into my memory.

25 posted on 11/15/2009 2:56:42 PM PST by verga (I am not an apologist, I just play one on Television)
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To: pieceofthepuzzle; driftdiver

He made one good movie; Stranger Than Fiction. It helped he had Emma Thompson and Maggie Gyllenhaal as his co-stars.


26 posted on 11/15/2009 2:59:11 PM PST by visualops (Freepin' Pre!)
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To: All

Robin Williams in Worlds Greatest Dad. Not sure what was worse, the movie or seeing full frontal Robin Williams.


27 posted on 11/15/2009 3:00:24 PM PST by icwhatudo ("laws requiring compulsory abortion could be sustained under the existing Constitution"Obama Adviser)
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To: Justaham

Dennis Franz (NYPD Blue) has to be in there somewhere, although it was funny and it was with Sharon Lawrence (cute behind).


28 posted on 11/15/2009 3:00:55 PM PST by Peter Horry (Those who aren't responsible always know best.)
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To: Two Kids' Dad
Yeah, but the worst part of seeing him shirtless is the nasty appendix scar across his belly.

I haven't seen any of his movies but I have heard that the scar is from an operation he had as an infant for pyloric stenosis. I can state with some authority that these scars are not always that conspicuous.

29 posted on 11/15/2009 3:03:56 PM PST by wideminded
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To: Skenderbej

i know and doesn’t he look stupid and disgusting? Nothing there...move on.


30 posted on 11/15/2009 3:05:52 PM PST by cubreporter (.)
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To: Pantera

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww saw the one you spoke about. I don’t know about some people. I really don’t


31 posted on 11/15/2009 3:06:26 PM PST by cubreporter (.)
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To: Justaham

Lily Tomlin, naked in a hot tub with John Travolta in Moment by Moment (1978). The contrast made it even worse.

Burgess Meredith, previously mentioned, in Such Good Friends (1971)

Angie Dickinson in Big Bad Mama (1974). Some years later, she wisely used a body double in Brian DePalma’s stinker Dressed to Kill.

16 year old but stocky Tatum O’Neal trying to seduce the aged Richard Burton in A Circle of Two (1980).

Kirk Douglas in Saturn 3 (1980).

Linda Blair in Chained Heat (1983).

Jessica Tandy in Camilla (1994).


32 posted on 11/15/2009 3:13:33 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: icwhatudo

What about midget Danniel Radcliff (of Harry Potter.) He had a full frontal in one of his broadway shows.


33 posted on 11/15/2009 3:15:04 PM PST by Justaham
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To: goseminoles

34 posted on 11/15/2009 3:16:52 PM PST by Justaham
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To: Skenderbej

Will did not strip to his undies in “Elf.” He did wear tights, though.


35 posted on 11/15/2009 3:16:57 PM PST by Marie2 (The second mouse gets the cheese.)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

We can’t leave out Marlon Brando - Last Tango in Paris....how can we forget his fat ass humping away...it scarred me.


36 posted on 11/15/2009 3:21:46 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Obama is a DIC....... Ditherer-in-Chief)
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To: ErnBatavia
We can’t leave out Marlon Brando - Last Tango in Paris


37 posted on 11/15/2009 3:26:17 PM PST by Justaham
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To: Jim FReeper Thompson

Yes it was. The scene with Brian Dennehey in the plane was fantastic.


38 posted on 11/15/2009 3:26:45 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: Justaham

Damn...


39 posted on 11/15/2009 3:31:30 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Obama is a DIC....... Ditherer-in-Chief)
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To: ErnBatavia

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!


40 posted on 11/15/2009 3:32:24 PM PST by therut
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To: ErnBatavia

I remember being a young teen in the movie theater and seeing CHARLTON HESTON’S BARE BEHIND in “Planet of the Apes”.

Oh Moses...Moses....


41 posted on 11/15/2009 3:32:28 PM PST by left that other site (Your Mi'KMaq Paddy Whacky Bass Playing Biker Buddy)
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To: Justaham

42 posted on 11/15/2009 3:39:37 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (We have a Pisher in Chief!)
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To: Wooly
None of the modern actors and actresses can make a part believable like the the ones from the late 30s, 40s, 50, and 60s.

I give you (ta-da!!!) Jeff Daniels, the only guy in history who could've played both George Washington (credibly) and Dumb and Dumber.

I am also amazed at Robert Duvall (I know, he's been around awhile) and his versatility. Never made a bad movie, either. On the whole, though, I agree with your premise.

43 posted on 11/15/2009 3:41:13 PM PST by Migraine (Diversity is great... ...until it happens to YOU.)
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To: Justaham

William H. Macy in “The Cooler.”


44 posted on 11/15/2009 3:45:45 PM PST by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: JoeProBono

Never Cry Wolf?

I love that movie.
Hadn’t seen it in years, but saw it last weekend.

Charles Martin Smith was on a roll in the early 1980s.


45 posted on 11/15/2009 3:54:39 PM PST by SJSAMPLE
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To: JoeProBono

The book, Never Cry Wolf, was wonderful. But then I found out he made up the part about eating mice. It really pissed me off! :-)


46 posted on 11/15/2009 4:10:13 PM PST by Twotone
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To: Justaham
Sigourney Weaver in Half Moon Street
Kathy Bates in At Play in the Fields of the Lord
47 posted on 11/15/2009 4:52:01 PM PST by Hoodat (For the weapons of our warfare are mighty in God for pulling down strongholds.)
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To: verga
You all have forgotten the single worst nude scene of all time. Nead Beatty in "Deliverance"

I respectfully disagree. It HAD to be the fight scene in "Borat".

AAhhhh! My Eyes!!!

48 posted on 11/15/2009 5:49:55 PM PST by PalmettoMason (Half Honkey.....ALL Donkey! BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA! Mmm, Mmmm, Mmmmm!)
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To: Perdogg; Clemenza; Impy; Clintonfatigued; darkangel82

Any to add ? I just saw the execrable “You Don’t Mess With The Zohan” last night and could’ve gone without seeing both Sandler and Lainie Kazan’s butts. Even more disturbing was the non-nude sex scene Sandler had with Charlotte Rae. I could’ve killed him with my bare hands for defiling my beloved childhood icon Mrs. Garrett !


49 posted on 11/15/2009 8:14:30 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Lingerie scene that should have never happened: Joe Namath in Leggs Pantyhose. That commercial confirmed all of my suspicions about alumni of the University of Alabama. I’m sure Bernie Madoff prefers thigh highs, however.


50 posted on 11/15/2009 8:17:42 PM PST by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)
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