Posted on 11/19/2009 2:54:57 PM PST by DBCJR
A man owned a small ranch near Sheridan Wyoming. The Wyoming Labor Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an investigator out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the investigator..
"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1200 a week plus free room and board.
"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $1000 per week plus free room and board.
"Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day, with no days off, and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week and pays his own room and board .
But, I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night, and he also sleeps with my wife occasionally.."
"That's the guy I want to talk to ... the half-wit," says the investigator.
"You're talking to him," replied the rancher
hey heh!
He’s just outside of Tongue River, isn’t he?
There’s a couple like him near Ranchester, too.
LOL... Excellent!
They’re talking about my son-in-law in Newcastle, Wy.
Great!
I think I’ve had that job before!!
That’s great!
I’ve never had a problem with the IRS seeing as I run a Non-profit organization. It didn’t start off that way, but... ;)
Horrified, the driver stopped at the nearest farmhouse to deliver the terrible news. An hour later, the driver, visibly drunk, stumbled back to the car.
Pelosi asked, "What happened?" The driver replied, "I have no idea--the farmer broke out his best bourbon and insisted I drink until the bottle was gone. His wife actually offered to sleep with me!"
"What did you tell them?" Pelosi asked.
"I told them that I'm Nancy Pelosi's driver and I just killed the old cow."
bump & bkmrk for more humor.
What do you do?
Open a concession stand or sell tickets
Well...being from Wyoming, I have to post something.
A traveling salesman was driving down a country road when a rabbit ran in front of his car and he hit it. The proverbial farmer was sitting on the fence watching.
The salesman gets out of his car and opens the trunk. He then removes an aerosol can and sprays the contents on the dead rabbit. The next thing you know the rabbit gets up and hops about 20 ft. down the road, turns and waves to the salesman, goes another 20 ft. and waves to the salesman. The salesman looks at the farmer and says “he’ll be okay now.” The salesman gets into his car and leaves.
The farmer wondering what’s going on walks over to the ditch where the salesman threw the can, picks it up and read the label which said FOR HARE RESTORATION AND PERMANENT WAVE.
Oh stop that!
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