Skip to comments.Levi Johnston Playgirl photos released; Alaska boy gets a bodyguard (Gays aghast)
Posted on 11/21/2009 2:50:04 AM PST by tlb
It wasn't too long ago that Levi Johnston was pretty much like any other Alaskan teenager. With the exception of dating the then-governor's daughter he was, dare we say, a no body. But in less than two years he's fathered a son, broken up with the 2008 Republican Vice Presidential canidate's teenage daughter, fought a rather public custody fight with Sarah Palin's family, and now landed squarely on the pages of Playgirl. We should also point out: added a bodyguard (as seen in this picture from today at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party.)
The fruit of his labor will bare itself this weekend on the Playgirl website. The first pictures from the nude photo shoot were released today. Oh, the timing. The teenager who Sarah Palin declared would marry her pregnant daughter, will expose all for the world to see, the same week his son's famous grandmother's best selling book went on sale.
Looking at reactions from people on a gay board who checked the playgirl.com site, each a separate post:
He should have kept his clothes on. His back side is strange
OK, I've said it before. but now I really mean it. Meh. She's not all that. Next.
What a disappointment. He is pure untoned trailer trash.
It's official: his 15 minutes are now done. He's like Bill Clinton's f--ked up brother.
the mold in the shower grout turns me off
sort of like the take off your top Coco scene in "Fame"
If you want proof he's straight, here it is. No self-respecting gay man would ever allow themselves to be shot in that condition, with that lighting and in that shower. Hideous.
Didn't his manager brag that Levi worked out eight hours a day for two months before the shoot? I shudder to think what he looked like before.
He should never take off his clothes again for a camera. He is so un-hot.
Well in was just 14.5 months ago that there were postings here on FR about Levi being a “hunk.”
And now Levi is a porn star and it is hard to work your way up from porn.
Where does he go from here?
Following drug momma into prison no doubt.
The fun thing is when Mrs. Johnston leaves the Big House in 2012, the Palins are ready to move into the White House.
Man. Melissa’s prose is so tortured that Andrew Sullivan is probably planning to protest it.
The Palin family and the citizens of the USA gave Levi the benefit of the doubt. But he has demonstrated that was far too lenient. It appears that our instincts were correct; he is "trailer trash." May God protect the child he fathered with Palin's daughter.
I could care less what the boy looks like in the shower or whether or not he is a hunk. It’s his inner workings that bother me.
This stupid kid is being taken advantage of by Palin haters and he is too stupid and too white trash to know what is happening. he is a disgrace to white trash.
He is making a few bucks without working, he is showing his innate ignorance, and I bet he isnt putting a cent away for his kid.Bodyguards dont come cheap, who is paying that clown? When this is all over saying the name of Levi Johnston will leave a person’s mouth tasting like they just ate dog doo, and this brat will be in a breadline.
No thanks. What kind of woman would “read” playgirl?
I sure hope that someone is quietly working to terminate this creep’s parental rights to that child.
Soooo....cut or not?
That looks like barney F. in the background! I should have known!
That’s just wrong....roflmao
Prayers for the Palin family & especially for Todd & his warrior son...it must be very hard to restrain themselves.
He’s so not worth them.
Let’s just pray for him and maybe leave it at that?
He reminds me of JR Ewing in more ways than one.
I can't think of a better object lesson for teenage daughters. See what can happen when you . . . .
Levi has the same problem the marxist punk does, a teeny little cocktail weiner.
A hockey player with a bodyguard? Maybe he is gay?
Speaking of "making a few bucks," wasn't Levi denied an oil field job in Alaska because Democrat-operatives alleged he was using "family connections" (Palin) to obtain that much sought-after slot? This kid has been a pawn from the word 'GO'. I don't feel sorry for him. I predict he's going to have a significant brush with the Law in the next few years and do some jail time.
Thanks. Another new keyboard.
If Palin declares that she is not running for office,they
will drop this scumbag in a minute.
Hey Levi, get a job you bum, you’ve got a child to support. And don’t give me that “Sarah is rich now” crap, it’s still your responsibility to support the child you bum.
Sorry ‘bout that... ;-)
Let’s hope Bristol finds a real man to raise her son and in the meantime Todd and her older brother step in in the father’s role as much as possible.
Levi has publicly made it clear he’d beat his son if it got him money. He clearly hates him and should not be allowed anywhere near him.
He has given away all rights to his son by his behavior. He’s clearly abusive and clearly hates the baby.
Where does he go from here?
Difficult as it may be to believe, I suspect that he will achieve new lows. He seems to have a talent for it.
Look, he's a poodle ! Bark for the crowd !
Look, he's a parrot! Say something about Sarah! Squawk!
Everywhere he appears, he has a strange, hollow, frightened look.
Is that big brotha to the left of the picture his bodyguard, or his boyfriend?
Man, do I ever wish this kid would GO AWAY. The only reason he’s still in the spotlight at all is it’s a way for the media to attempt to embarass Sarah Palin. If this clown had gotten one of the Gore girls preggers, it would have quietly come and gone in MSM media circles. You sure wouldn’t see him getting invites to celebrity shindigs.
I believe this guy is his *agent/bodyguard* IIRC the original photo caption.
I wonder who paid for the bodyguard.
>> Man, do I ever wish this kid would GO AWAY.
I’d put his life expectancy at two to five years. AIDS, meth, drug violence.
And what's with the idiot dressing up like a B movie gangster?
Yeah, when we first saw him, I think we all had high hopes. On the surface, he’s a good looking kid. So he makes a good first impression. I’m sure millions can attest to what that is worth. What a little freakin’ dirtbag.
I heard last week that Kathy is PREGNANT. Is there a connection??? (Apparently someone connected.)
It was worth it!
He’s a regular Whoreatio Alger story.... Rags to fags...
I don’t think too many women read playgirl but I have a feeling there a number of “boys” or pervs that like the pictures.....
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