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Push-Button Bra Turns Bitsy to Bodacious
WeirdAsiaNews.Com ^ | 11/25/09

Posted on 11/25/2009 9:44:57 AM PST by llevrok

“It’s her. It’s her. It’s still her. The same person, but different breasts each time!” For every woman who has ever regretted waking up in the morning with the same size breasts she had the night before, this Chinese TV commercial wants you to know your troubles are finally over!

According to this announcer, at least, it’s every woman’s dream to have a bigger cup size. Now, with the amazing She’s Mine bra, you can turn that dream into a reality. Not only does it increase your cup size, but it lets you change it to suit your mood. Need some guidelines? The commercial suggests “a B-cup for work, a C-cup for shopping, and a D-cup for partying.”

The bra’s magic lies in its patented “God’s Hand” technology. Simply press the button, and the hidden, hand-shaped panels expand, lifting your breasts to provide cleavage like you’ve never had before. And the longer you press, the bigger they get!

But wait—there’s more! A pair of God’s hands is not all this incredible bra has to offer. It’s also made of a space-age fabric impregnated with minerals that generate ultraviolet light. This improves blood circulation, and in turn glandular health. And that, as we all know, is Mother Nature’s way of increasing breast size.

But in the end, seeing is believing. And this commercial provides abundant visual proof of the effects of the She’s Mine bra, not only on the wearers’ bustlines but on their mood. Incidentally, the announcer assures us that people are going wild for it in Europe. What more proof could you possibly need?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: napl; ttiuwp
Why we are losing the techno race to the ChiComs....
1 posted on 11/25/2009 9:44:57 AM PST by llevrok
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To: llevrok

Air Jordans for boobies.


3 posted on 11/25/2009 9:49:08 AM PST by Made In The USA (The only thing better than bacon, is bacon wrapped in bacon.)
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To: llevrok

Our efforts at growing the economy pale in comparison.


4 posted on 11/25/2009 9:49:20 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (Play the Race Card -- lose the game.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Adjustable boobs ping!


5 posted on 11/25/2009 9:49:41 AM PST by KoRn
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To: llevrok

Yeah, whatever.


6 posted on 11/25/2009 9:50:02 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder (The right thing is not always the popular thing)
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To: llevrok
>> For every woman who has ever regretted waking up in the morning with the same size breasts she had the night before,

real women wouldn't have this problem.

7 posted on 11/25/2009 9:50:23 AM PST by SGCOS
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To: Pistolshot
Photobucket
8 posted on 11/25/2009 9:50:56 AM PST by b4its2late (Before you can control a horse, you have to break it. Sound familiar?)
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To: Pistolshot

OK,I admit I watched the video!


9 posted on 11/25/2009 9:53:43 AM PST by WellyP
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To: Made In The USA

asian women are hot!


10 posted on 11/25/2009 9:55:31 AM PST by ezoeni (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x32cxf_yuri-bezmenov)
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To: llevrok
Guess I can quit my push-up bra.


11 posted on 11/25/2009 9:55:50 AM PST by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: Eaker

Hey Eeeek they make hats too !


12 posted on 11/25/2009 9:56:14 AM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: llevrok

So much for ever evening the trade deficit.


13 posted on 11/25/2009 9:58:05 AM PST by Niuhuru (The Internet is the digital AIDS; adapting and successfully destroying the MSM host.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

They don’t have the red tape, Affirmative Action, and the whole wanting to play ‘fair.’ They don’t care about fairness. They don’t drug their students into compliance with mediocrity. They don’t care about equality.


14 posted on 11/25/2009 9:59:31 AM PST by Niuhuru (The Internet is the digital AIDS; adapting and successfully destroying the MSM host.)
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To: llevrok

“But wait! There’s more!”

Actually, I’d pay to hear Billy Mays selling these things, but since he’s gone, Ron Popeil will do just fine.


15 posted on 11/25/2009 10:00:21 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: llevrok; a fool in paradise

Jubtabulous!


16 posted on 11/25/2009 10:00:40 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: ezoeni

I like the men myself.


17 posted on 11/25/2009 10:01:10 AM PST by Niuhuru (The Internet is the digital AIDS; adapting and successfully destroying the MSM host.)
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To: Squantos
[Not to highjack this thread, but . . .]

Hey, Squantos . . . is it true the original Squantos associated with the Pilgrim's Thankgiving spoke English to the settlers? I was watching a History Channel show last night and Harry (?, used to be with CBS News in the morning) stated this.

18 posted on 11/25/2009 10:01:22 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: llevrok

Soon to be coming to late night tv?

I tell I laughed all through the video. I would try but with mother nature already gave me I would be likely to tip over. What I want is the anti-gravity bra.


19 posted on 11/25/2009 10:03:37 AM PST by LauraJean (sometimes I win sometimes I donate to the equine benevolent society)
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To: llevrok

Soon to be coming to late night tv?

I tell I laughed all through the video. I would try but with mother nature already gave me I would be likely to tip over. What I want is the anti-gravity bra.


20 posted on 11/25/2009 10:03:47 AM PST by LauraJean (sometimes I win sometimes I donate to the equine benevolent society)
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To: llevrok

Soon to be coming to late night tv?

I laughed all through the video. I would try but with mother nature already gave me I would be likely to tip over. What I want is the anti-gravity bra.


21 posted on 11/25/2009 10:04:08 AM PST by LauraJean (sometimes I win sometimes I donate to the equine benevolent society)
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To: llevrok

bump for later


22 posted on 11/25/2009 10:07:36 AM PST by joe fonebone (I am racist, hear me roar....I don't give a crap anymore....)
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To: llevrok

Direct link to the YouTube (BoobTube in this case) video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtIcedRcIk0


23 posted on 11/25/2009 10:11:42 AM PST by LowOiL (Tagline: Optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

push button bra ping


24 posted on 11/25/2009 10:12:18 AM PST by llevrok (Love and mental illness are similar. At first, all seems normal.)
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To: llevrok

Talk about a conspiracy against men... fraudulent misrepresentation if there ever was.


25 posted on 11/25/2009 10:12:53 AM PST by himno hero
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To: llevrok

When they market it here, they need to hire Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon to do a Hans & Franz commercial for it.


26 posted on 11/25/2009 10:13:57 AM PST by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: LauraJean
You must have been triply impressed :-)
27 posted on 11/25/2009 10:18:43 AM PST by Truth29
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To: llevrok

Excuse me for being the skeptic, but where’s the proof?


28 posted on 11/25/2009 10:22:02 AM PST by cizinec
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To: llevrok

Just think—they were all wearing Mao suits less than 35 years ago...........


29 posted on 11/25/2009 10:22:45 AM PST by exit82 (Democrats are the enemy of freedom. Sarah Palin is our Esther.)
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To: llevrok

Ping for later


30 posted on 11/25/2009 10:27:44 AM PST by Redleg Duke ("Don't fire unless fired upon, but it they mean to have a war, let it begin here." J Parker, 1775)
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To: exit82

I can’t believe it. 29 posts and no one has said:

T T I W W O P!


31 posted on 11/25/2009 10:32:02 AM PST by NCC-1701 (ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
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To: Truth29

I kept pressing the button.


32 posted on 11/25/2009 10:36:29 AM PST by LauraJean (sometimes I win sometimes I donate to the equine benevolent society)
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To: ezoeni

I would have to agree several hundred percent.


33 posted on 11/25/2009 10:50:41 AM PST by Made In The USA (The only thing better than bacon, is bacon wrapped in bacon.)
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To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Now I'm thinking of ways to hack the control system...

Boobies Escaping



34 posted on 11/25/2009 11:17:24 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Don't leave home without it!


35 posted on 11/25/2009 11:30:53 AM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I need to buy one of these push-button bras. Yes, I’m serious, and I haven’t been able to find a place to get one!


36 posted on 11/25/2009 11:34:42 AM PST by AFPhys ((Praying for our troops, our citizens, that the Bible and Freedom become basis of the US law again))
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To: AFPhys

Surely they have a web site where you can order one? And what experiment do you need it for? We had a use for silly putty in some experiments (ink transfer — antithixotrophic properties) when we were working at the Xerox Palo Alto Research Center in the 70’s.

Sorry I called you Shirley.


37 posted on 11/25/2009 11:49:42 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Squantos

But will it keep yer head warm?


38 posted on 11/25/2009 11:53:09 AM PST by Eaker (Kaiden sez, "If you have a problem and If explosives are an option then explosives are THE answer.")
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To: TheOldLady

You definitely are too quick on the uptake, daaaling. All the outlets that I have looked for this very useful (for me) product don’t seem to work with my old browser! If I could obtain one of these, I am certain that my personal assets would be, shall we say, “enhanced”, and I might be able to afford to run something more advanced than my current Mozilla 1.7.2!


39 posted on 11/25/2009 12:07:57 PM PST by AFPhys ((Praying for our troops, our citizens, that the Bible and Freedom become basis of the US law again))
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To: Squantos; JoeProBono

40 posted on 11/25/2009 12:15:53 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: llevrok

A few thoughts.

1. I did not know there were “hot high class” looking women in China. I thought they were all homely and unkept peasants.

2. I did not know that such a sexual oriented product was allowed in China. Or that women permitted to dress in such a manner mainly because of reason #1.

3. Boob tech race will is the next arms race. Surely America could face no serious challenger in this regard.

4. The video seems misleading. the frames move to quickly and it is difficult to asses the improved bust.

5. Another product in the market place to make our daughters (glad I have sons) look like whores.

6. Another product that would make my hot wife even hotter that she would refuse to wear.

TheArizona


41 posted on 11/25/2009 12:39:18 PM PST by TheArizona
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To: exit82
Just think—they were all wearing Mao suits less than 35 years ago...........

I do business in China. I am not surprised at the capitalism of the Chinese. Individually, they are genetically wired for this.

It is more amazing they have been kept in rein for so long by the State. That same trait is what will save America.

42 posted on 11/25/2009 1:04:50 PM PST by llevrok (Love and mental illness are similar. At first, all seems normal.)
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To: Daffynition

43 posted on 11/25/2009 1:29:57 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Dunno friend. Can’t say.


44 posted on 11/25/2009 1:59:33 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: AFPhys

Sniff. My heart bleeds. You must have a friend who would order it for you?


45 posted on 11/25/2009 2:09:15 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: JoeProBono

46 posted on 11/25/2009 3:28:50 PM PST by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: LauraJean; Drumbo

>>> “I laughed all through the video. I would try but with mother nature already gave me I would be likely to tip over. What I want is the anti-gravity bra.”

With ya on that, sistah! (’Ceptin I can’t see the video - stodgy old computer.)

[Drummie, this here’s a courtesy ping. I know you won’t have a chance at the thread til Monday at the earliest.]


47 posted on 11/26/2009 11:48:15 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (Freedom is taken, not given.)
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To: himno hero

“Talk about a conspiracy against men... fraudulent misrepresentation if there ever was.”

I agree. On wedding night, there’d be a major let down (so to speak) — and a ton of ‘splaining to do.


48 posted on 11/30/2009 7:00:30 PM PST by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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