Women 'line up to claim affairs with Tiger Woods'

Times UK ^ | 12/1/09 | Jacqui Goddard

[pissant]

Tiger Woods was braced for new trouble tonight amid reports that at least two women are set to go public with claims that they had affairs with the world’s highest-earning sportsman.

RadarOnline.com a celebrity news website, reported that several women had come forward claiming to have had sex with the billion-dollar golfer, including one who purports to have “explosive” answerphone recordings.

Jaimee Grubbs, 24, a Las Vegas cocktail waitress, tells this week’s edition of Us Weekly magazine that she had a 31-month affair with Woods, starting in April 2007, and that she has more than 300 text messages — some of them described as “racy” — to prove it.

[pissant]

FWIW

[MrB]

Let’s see - I think the rule is,

when you’re in the top .1% of wealth in the world,
and you’re married to a Swedish supermodel,
“keep it home”.

Seems like common sense.

[Dallas59]

[Fractal Trader]

If you are a billionaire, the regular rules don’t apply. Why shouldn’t a wealthy (and handsome)man get as much as he can? It’s hard to find a way to spend all your dollars before you die.

[WaterBoard]

Where did all the “Leave Tiger Alone” and “My baby did nothing wrong” Fan boys go?

[Nervous Tick]

>> Let’s see - I think the rule is...

That’s good advice. But “Little Tiger”’s head comprises a relatively larger pleasure lobe and a much, much tinier rule processing engine.

[Reaganez]

Mrs Woods was more baby sitter than super model.

Although an extremely h o t baby sitter.

[rbosque]

The Woods Principle... If you have money and fame, keep your zipper up. So there’s an inverse relationship between money (M) and sexual indiscretions (Z).

M/Z=1 As long as they’re in balance, it’s OK. If less than 1, you’re in trouble.

[NormsRevenge]

Stay away from the 19th Hole Lady Lounge Lizards. They are trouble with a capital T e e ..

[Cheetahcat]

LOL and the Divorce attorneys are lining up also.

[American Constitutionalist]

" Women 'line up to claim affairs with Tiger Woods'"
Translation : Women looking for Gold..

[pissant]

She’s still young and will be a single almost billionaire. Not bad.

[Dallas59]

I wanna be the first to say I wanna be the love child in all of this...$$$$$.

[pissant]

Kinda like his wife. LOL

[frithguild]

Rules, please:

Jamie Grubbs = Not Guilty!

[pissant]

She needs to work on those split ends.

[LeonardFMason]

“Jaimee Grubbs, 24, a Las Vegas cocktail waitress, tells this week’s edition of Us Weekly magazine that she had a 31-month affair with Woods...”

SHOULD READ:

Jaimee Grubbs, 24, a Las Vegas cocktail waitress AND SEMEN DEPOSITORY, tell this week’s edition of US Weekly magazine that she had a 31-month affair with Woods...”

[Richard Kimball]

Reminds me of the line about Anna Nicole Smith. She gave him the best year of her life.

[Revolting cat!]

Paging Tammy Wynette!

[American Constitutionalist]

Anna Nicole Smith “ I married him because I loved him “ .. her marriage to Howard Marshall.

[frithguild]

Tiger’s job.

[LeonardFMason]

BTW, If you factor in future earnings, how much could his wife get in a divorce? Billions? Or just hundreds of millions?

[Bon mots]

I’ve got a feeling that 19 holes was not enough for Tiger.

[Venturer]

Women cant wait to jump up and shout “Look at me, I am a whore”.

“I knew he was married and I had sex with him, because I am a whore”

“I love to screw black guys”

“I am a groupie scumbag.”

It’s like they think they will get a medal for being trash.

[MayflowerMadam]

OH!! :)

[Bobalu]

Tiger Woodies

[TheLawyerFormerlyKnownAsAl]

Say it ain’t so, Tiger.

[Yaelle]

Everyone who's slept with Tiger Woods, get in line!

[njslim]

Looks like Tiger been practicing with his putter....

FORE!

[placerville]

I’m officially stating that Tiger did not do me...just in case.

[boocoowell]

15 minutes of Ho?

[RaceBannon]

well then, let me at least say that I would NOT do Tiger, either!

[Doc Savage]

What did this skank do, follow him around the country from tournament to tournament? What, he bought her airplane tickets and hotel accommodations just so he could screw her??????? 31 months? So for almost 3 years this ditz was a secret????? She’s on some half-wit reality show called Tool Academy???? She’s a tool alright!

[Revolting cat!]

Well, at least dude’s not gay like, say, Brad Pitt!

[pissant]

Or gerbilist, like Richard Gere

[Doc Savage]

Excuse me, but guilty! A porker! You can see the fat in her face and shoulders! I’ve seen better blow-up dolls! Hell, she can’t even spell her own name!

[Billthedrill]

I guess it's confession time. I had a steamy affair with Tiger myself, and I have the text messages to prove it. They're in the stacks at the Climate Research Unit at the University of East Anglia next to their Global Warming data.

When do I get my check?

[dead]

Women 'line up to claim affairs with Tiger Woods'

"There's a little tiger in all of us."

[thethirddegree]

Does anyone know what Tiger’s politics are? I wonder if any of this smells like Chicago Way stuff.

[placerville]

a “little tiger”..r u referring to his manhood?

[Isabel C.]

If you are a billionaire, the regular rules don’t apply. Why shouldn’t a wealthy (and handsome)man get as much as he can?

Get as much what?

[LS]

LOL. When I heard he had to "go by his wife a Kobe," I knew he was in trouble.

Quote comedian Ralphie May: "I believe my man when he said he was walkin' around nekkid and a white woman just fell on his private parts."

[TankerKC]

Why shouldn’t a wealthy (and handsome)man get as much as he can?

Because he's married. I assume that's a choice he made.

[Lizavetta]

He didn’t do me either....AND I live in Placerville too.

[LadyBuzz]

If Tiger’s father Earl was still alive .. he’d probably slap him upside the head!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

So he now has problems controlling his putz and drives.

[placerville]

well apparently Tiger is skipping placerville, i feel neglected.

[frithguild]

You mean the porker on the left?

On remand - Not Guilty

[Boucheau]

A rich and famous guy sleeps with women.

Wow! That’s news!

Who cares...good for Tiger.

I would never cheat on my wife, but not because I don’t want to be a “bad” husband—she’s awesome and I don’t want anybody else.

Marriage is not for everyone.

[calex59]

If they are trash, what does that make Mr. Woods? Answer:He’s trash too, and worse than they are because he is married, they are not.