Skip to comments.Tiger had paws all over me
Posted on 12/02/2009 4:13:28 AM PST by malkee
They're coming out of the Woodswork! At least two more buxom beauties claim to have had torrid affairs with embattled superstar golfer Tiger Woods -- including one whom he bombarded with more than 300 text messages and warned last week that his wife was getting suspicious, according to Post sources and two bombshell reports.
Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/waitress_tells_of_golfer_sex_drive_nCfMAsVkmMZ8XylL1TEWfP#ixzz0YX5cSlPX
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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldnt decide between a wood and an iron.
Tiger must be glad this is all behind him now.
And how is this pertinent to our lives in any way, may I ask?
Anyone following this story with baited breath needs to get a life!
Yeah, well I debated about posting it but saw the other story so I did. Not a good excuse I guess.
Why are you on this thread, if this story is so beneath you?
That Jeter was mentioned in that story comes as no shock. He tried to hit on a member of my extended family a few years ago in a bar.
Will we ever be able to buy a Gillette product again?
Well, at least he’s not gay.
Do you guys find this woman attractive?
Nothing like coming forward and saying”I screwed Tiger too”
Women come in heat around rich male celebrities.
Tiger should have known better, but nothing is as hard to turn down as a free roll in the hay from beautiful women.
Why should we assume that Tiger is any different than Magic Johnson who had sex with perhaps one thousand women and got HIV from the experience?
We all thought better of Tiger, I guess that was a mistake.
The whores smell blood and are stepping forward for their piece of the pie.
Welcome to the wonderful world of sports celebrities and gold diggers. Why people some idolize thee lowlifes is beyond me.
All that glitters is not gold.
ok, so some bimbo comes out and makes an accusation, big deal - says there are text messages, where?
Just a bunch of tabloid crap so far, with no proof this not much more than Inquirer fodder...
I got ocean front in Arizona I’ll sell you too.
((( rimshot! )))
I mean, sometimes Tiger is a shankapotomous, not a skankapotomous.
Both Tiger and I go home every night to a wife far better looking than that skank. Why he would go out and risk his marriage with that hamburger when he can stay home and enjoy steak is beyond me.
The thing that caught my eye in the story was this:
Is he really that?
Woods has put himself in the mix with Clinton, Wilt, and OJ.
Pretty much. I heard on sports radio yesterday that his endorsements alone total @ $800,000,000.00
TW makes over $100 mill a year in endorsements. Nike alone pays around $80 mill, iirc. Or, used to.
Sadder then these low-lifes are the people who believe it and pass it on...
I hope, one day, they'll all get to be on the other end of it.
Bottom line: Only Tiger and Elin were there. Only they know what went down. It's ONLY THEIR business.
Too many people without a life...
Depends on what you mean.
Is that almost-mug shot attractive? No.
Clean her up, dust her off, and have her whispering "F*** me, baby" in your ear at 2am in a strange city after a few drinks?
don’t get it. The man has a nordic model at home and he’s hitting that?
The old adage must be true.. No matter how hot she is, there is some guy that’s tired of dealing with her cr@p.
Well, at least it’s not boys that he’s into..
Guess there is some law of physics that just because one story comes out, all these women who had been willing to stay quiet decide within days they should go hog wild revealing every detail of their affairs.
It’s a sad commentary on these women and the whole incident has been a sad comment on the people Tiger chose as “friends”.
Hopefully it is a wake up call to all the nerds that treat Tiger Woods as a God.
No. Maybe in a dark nightclub after a few cocktails; but right now, no.
Ahhh, Tiger is ‘waaay off the cart path’ on this one.
Mr. $kankapotomu$ $hould not have $et him$elf a$ the devoted family man (memba the photos, released by Team Wood$, of he, Elin, their toddler daughter and newborn son...kinda puts Tiger’s ‘choices’ into perspective).
You must have a body condom and a prescription pad for antibiotics.
First of all, these stories undoutedly have been circulating before. As noted, one magazine used them as leverage to get cooperation for a cover story.
Personally, I think that unfaithfulness is a cancer that conservatives should take an open stand against. Libertines who go on threads to blow it off as harmless - and who try to denigrate others as simply voyeurs - are way off base and probably should look into becoming full-fledged liberals.
One of the voicemails plays automatically if you actually go to the link. Sounds like him to me!
That just happened to me, and it surprised the heck out of me! i didn’t think i clicked on anything was just reading the dang article and i hear his voice!
I love how all these women think they were “hot and heavy” with Tiger during the same period of time.
Poor Tiger - married life isn’t what he thought it would be.
I wonder what he thought it would be?
Perhaps, but if I had to bet the house I would put my money on there being plenty of steak being served, but he was just looking for different recipes that offered spices the chef at home found distasteful.
Trophy snatchin’ fool.
And here I thought Magic caught the aids from too much Kareem in his coffee.
Ha! Different homes, but that does bring back memories when I was single though...
I am happily married, and way too old for that sh*t.
Just trying to answer the young lady's question, is all.
I had a lot of respect for Tiger. The keyword is “had” now.
Looks like Tiger likes classy women. /s
The woman quoted in the article... For a guy of his wealth, Tiger doesn't seem to have very discerning taste.