Skip to comments.Tiger had paws all over me
Posted on 12/02/2009 4:13:28 AM PST by malkee
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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldnt decide between a wood and an iron.
Tiger must be glad this is all behind him now.
And how is this pertinent to our lives in any way, may I ask?
Anyone following this story with baited breath needs to get a life!
Yeah, well I debated about posting it but saw the other story so I did. Not a good excuse I guess.
Why are you on this thread, if this story is so beneath you?
That Jeter was mentioned in that story comes as no shock. He tried to hit on a member of my extended family a few years ago in a bar.
Will we ever be able to buy a Gillette product again?
Well, at least he’s not gay.
Do you guys find this woman attractive?
Nothing like coming forward and saying”I screwed Tiger too”
Women come in heat around rich male celebrities.
Tiger should have known better, but nothing is as hard to turn down as a free roll in the hay from beautiful women.
Why should we assume that Tiger is any different than Magic Johnson who had sex with perhaps one thousand women and got HIV from the experience?
We all thought better of Tiger, I guess that was a mistake.
The whores smell blood and are stepping forward for their piece of the pie.
Welcome to the wonderful world of sports celebrities and gold diggers. Why people some idolize thee lowlifes is beyond me.
All that glitters is not gold.
ok, so some bimbo comes out and makes an accusation, big deal - says there are text messages, where?
Just a bunch of tabloid crap so far, with no proof this not much more than Inquirer fodder...
I got ocean front in Arizona I’ll sell you too.
((( rimshot! )))
I mean, sometimes Tiger is a shankapotomous, not a skankapotomous.
Both Tiger and I go home every night to a wife far better looking than that skank. Why he would go out and risk his marriage with that hamburger when he can stay home and enjoy steak is beyond me.
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