Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldnt decide between a wood and an iron.
((( rimshot! )))
Man you ought to be writing for Jay Leno
If Tiger were telling these jokes we could all giggle and walk away. Unfortunately, not everyone can be like David Letterman and bang women who work for him and then have the entire situation forgotten by the respective studio audience. Alas...