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To: malkee

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.


2 posted on 12/02/2009 4:15:00 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: freedumb2003

((( rimshot! )))


18 posted on 12/02/2009 4:40:27 AM PST by InvisibleChurch (nothing is normal anymore)
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To: freedumb2003

Man you ought to be writing for Jay Leno


59 posted on 12/02/2009 5:30:20 AM PST by uncbob
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To: freedumb2003

If Tiger were telling these jokes we could all giggle and walk away. Unfortunately, not everyone can be like David Letterman and bang women who work for him and then have the entire situation forgotten by the respective studio audience. Alas...


72 posted on 12/02/2009 5:42:52 AM PST by AD from SpringBay (We deserve the government we allow.)
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