Posted on 12/02/2009 12:00:59 PM PST by truthandlife
We’re sure the folks at Golf Digest thought they had a great cover when they put together the January, 2010 issue.
After all getting the President and Tiger on the same cover of a golfing magazine is like a hole in one.
But that was before the Tiger cheating scandals exploded nationally.
Now the headline “10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger” is probably making editors at the mag cringe.
Tiger’s poll numbers are also sinking lower every day.
LOL! Karma.
Maybe in the Feb 2010 edition, Tiger and Sick Willy can compare notes.......red
...great post Truthandlife!...both those two have had enough MSM fawning.
Well, as far as I know,
it’s only been “three tips”
that have surfaced, but I’m sure we will hear about at least 10...
Tip #1: if you get caught, make sure you hide the drivers!
It would be classic if it were Bubba and Tiger.
Bubba was quoted “I scored an Eagle last week, a nooner and evening date” Tiger just laughed, :Bubba always lies about his score”
Paging Larry Sinclair!
Concrete proof there is a God ... and He has a sense of humor.
Karma?
No. How about God having a sense of humor, and working all things for the good of those who love Him (Rom 8:28), and bringing all things hidden into the light (Luke 12:2-3)?
Tip#2: Don’t leave Voice Mail
Wait until someone photoshops this one and puts Larry Sinclair in Tiger Woods place in the picture.
I thought the platypus kinda sewed that one all up... :)
You gotta be kidding me. Sheesh!
Well put! ;-)
ping
Next!
tip#3: Pick an uglier woman than your wife...
How about Obama’s tip to Tiger: Mary an ugly woman, they don’t expect much and are really happy with whatever they get.
or
Buy her a pair $500 sneakers, it works for me.
Two Losers.
Tip #4: Keep the golf clubs in a locked cabinet at home.
looks like woods is going to bop obama with that flag. that front-to-rear posture is also a tad suggestive, from a gay pov...isn’t it?
LOLOLOLOLOL! Sweet!
TIP #1: You must greet the ball properly Barack!! BOW, not squat! BOW to the ball!
Only problem is that Tiger’s tips would be how to attract WOMEN so pantie-waist Big Zero couldn’t use them.
Can't wait to hear the liberals say that golf clubs should be registered, locked in govt approved cabinets and fitted with child safety mechanisms. Even if it saves one cheating spouse, it will be worth it!
Obama: “Hey Tiger, when they said you were a big swinger, I thought they meant on the course.”
If that little blondie messed Tiger up, just imagine what Big Bertha can do to Bambi...
Obama: “Hey Tiger, just be glad it wasn’t Michelle swinging that three iron at you.”
#1 - Never underestimate the importance of a good lie.
#2 - It takes more than rolling your wrist to correct problems with a hooker.
#3 - Be careful who you let handle your balls.
#4 - Don’t send text messages that you wouldn’t want plastered all over the internet.
#5 - Sometimes you should just leave the driver in the bag.
#6 - Don’t leave erotic messages on voice mail.
#7 - Sometimes you need to duck even if you don’t hear somebody yell “FORE!”
#8 - Clean up your divots.
#9 - Penalty strokes can ruin a good score.
#10 - Don’t play the wrong hole.
That’s funny. I’m not sure it is real - but it sure is funny. Obama’s face doesn’t look quite right. And does he really wear a cap with his logo on it? I guess nothing would surprise me though. Unless this was during the campaign.
Someone needs to photoshop the article titles around the pair...
Tiger has made some significant mistakes, but he hasn’t dithered for months putting thousands of American lives at stake. That’s to begin with. I would say that imperfections and all, the president could learn a LOT from Mr. Woods.
Did Obama actually pose for that photo? Sheesh, doesn’t he have a job that doesn’t involve the constant promotion of himself?
LMAO, can you imagine what MICHELLE would have done with that golf club on Tgiving night?
Genius!
Howard Dean in his own words - the Dems plan is for Obama to work on a “permanent campaign” while the rest work behind him to destroy the country.
Tip #1
“Mister President, make sure you have SEVERAL CELL PHONES. And leave one of them hidden in your car when you go home.”
Tip#2
“Make sure your golf clubs are under lock and key at all times when you are home. If an accident happens, someone can get hurt. Like a SONOVABITCH.”
“How to outsmart your buddies”
“Load it and let it go.”
“Best NEW courses”
Not sure I get the pebble beach one. Although some have pointed out that his lovers tend to be small-breasted.?
ping
These mag rags are a joke in and of themselves. Now not only is Tiger and the mag a laughing stock...so is obama.
Is that picture for real?? Obama crouching with Tiger right behind him? Did they pose for this together? That must have been a dream come true for Obama. And does he really wear a cap with His Royal Insignia on it?? Sheesh.
He’s suing Overstock.com because they have been using his personal motto “It’s all about the O”.
Executive order :139021 interns may not ware blue dresses to work
This is my putter
This is my club
One is for....
Oh, never mind.
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