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Ready For A Laugh
Nestle Crunch Hotline
Posted on 12/03/2009 11:00:43 PM PST by cd jones
Ready for a laugh? Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline 1-800-295-0051. When asked if you want English or Spanish, wait quietly for about 10 seconds. You'll laugh, I promise! If it's busy, keep redialing.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: phonehumor
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posted on
12/03/2009 11:00:45 PM PST
by
cd jones
To: cd jones
Every automated phone system should have an * Option!
2
posted on
12/03/2009 11:05:24 PM PST
by
GraceG
To: cd jones
That is funny. Why were you calling a candy bar hotline?
3
posted on
12/03/2009 11:09:04 PM PST
by
aliquando
(A Scout is T, L, H, F, C, K, O, C, T, B, C, and R.)
To: cd jones; Salamander; Markos33; Slings and Arrows; GSP.FAN; Cindy
Ping!
This is for real - and I just decided that I’m going to buy some of their stuff, even if just to give away.
Cleverness like this must be nurtured and rewarded.
(The “Funner Menu” option!!!!!)
4
posted on
12/03/2009 11:09:34 PM PST
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: GraceG
I had to wait until the second English/Spanish prompt. It is pretty funny, though. Thanks.
To: cd jones
For igpay atlinlay press 3.
I love it.
All, dial the number! Too cool!
To: shibumi
To: shibumi; LongElegantLegs; JoeProBono; DieHard the Hunter
Ping - you gotta try this!
(DieHard - I don’t know if you’ve got international calling, but if not I’ll give you a PM rundown.)
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posted on
12/03/2009 11:14:11 PM PST
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: Slings and Arrows
To: luckystarmom
10
posted on
12/03/2009 11:16:48 PM PST
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: cd jones
Knock Knock.
Who’s there ?
Dishes.
Dishes who ?
Dishes the police. Open up.
11
posted on
12/03/2009 11:16:58 PM PST
by
libh8er
To: cd jones
12
posted on
12/03/2009 11:20:31 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: cd jones
13
posted on
12/03/2009 11:24:58 PM PST
by
kimmie7
(THE CROSS - Today, Tomorrow and Always!)
To: cd jones
I never knew how to get rid of cooties before! LOL - thanks for the laugh.
14
posted on
12/03/2009 11:29:00 PM PST
by
zlala
To: cd jones
15
posted on
12/03/2009 11:38:18 PM PST
by
imjustme
To: shibumi
16
posted on
12/03/2009 11:49:37 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: cd jones
Thank You, I tried it and it works!
17
posted on
12/04/2009 12:00:12 AM PST
by
BBell
To: Jet Jaguar
There’s something not kosher about Option 3.
18
posted on
12/04/2009 12:46:32 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
To: cd jones
THAT'S GREAT, THANKS
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posted on
12/04/2009 12:47:04 AM PST
by
MtnMan101
(THE PROBLEM WITH SOCIALISUM IS THAT YOU EVENTUALLY RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY)
To: cd jones
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posted on
12/04/2009 4:51:32 AM PST
by
jocon307
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