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Wanda Sykes: Obama is Fancy giftwrapped pack of underwear
me ^ | 12/5/2009 | sefl

Posted on 12/05/2009 8:09:57 PM PST by Mr. K

Wanda Sykes- liberal lesbian black woman comedian, called Barack Obama a fancy christmas package you are all excited to get, but then you open it up and it turns out to be a 3 pack of underwear

Then she went on a 5 minute monologue about "Is this it?" and "We had high hopes" and even "if this is the best he can do he is REALLY going to screw up for the next black president..

It was actually funny


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: hopiechangiedork; notfunny; obama; weirdowanda
It was actually funny - she even said she was hoping for Hillary Clinton to run!!!!!!!!!!!
1 posted on 12/05/2009 8:09:57 PM PST by Mr. K
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To: Mr. K

Wanda Sykes: Obama is Fancy giftwrapped pack of underwear.


..and Wanda is the Skid Mark!!


2 posted on 12/05/2009 8:10:59 PM PST by CommieCutter ("You wanted the presidency, you got it, now FIX THE DAMN ECONOMY!!!!" ----YankeeReb)
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To: Mr. K

did she jump off a bridge at the end? (she may end up getting tossed off one if she ain’t careful)

It may have been funny.. but was it ‘entertaining’? ;-)


3 posted on 12/05/2009 8:11:38 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. May yur bandwidth exceed your girth)
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To: Mr. K

She’s just a filthy-mouthed old dyke and I can’t stand to watch or listen to her. She stands for everything I was ever taught was wrong; from homo marriage to abortion. Nope! Just can’t stomach that!


4 posted on 12/05/2009 8:14:14 PM PST by Tucker39 (I Tim. 1:15b " .....Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners, of whom I am chief.")
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To: Mr. K

After this Kenyan Katastrophe, I doubt we’ll have to worry about another black President fore a long, long time.


5 posted on 12/05/2009 8:14:59 PM PST by digger48
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To: Mr. K

Is this the best a black President can do? Must be the white blood in him.


6 posted on 12/05/2009 8:16:14 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: Mr. K

Is this the best a black President can do? Must be the white blood in him.


7 posted on 12/05/2009 8:17:25 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: Tucker39

I cannot and will not watch her. I miss MAD TV....


8 posted on 12/05/2009 8:18:04 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Merry Christmas, FReepers!!!)
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To: Mr. K

Obama will be the last black President. He screwed it.

It’s a shame.

But, no R or D nominee will get the vote again.


9 posted on 12/05/2009 8:18:57 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: digger48

“After this Kenyan Katastrophe, I doubt we’ll have to worry about another black President fore a long, long time.”


He’s going to set back the entire race. He’s going to prolong racial tensions between white and black.

This should have been one small step for man, and now it’s one giant leap backwards.


10 posted on 12/05/2009 8:19:10 PM PST by CommieCutter ("You wanted the presidency, you got it, now FIX THE DAMN ECONOMY!!!!" ----YankeeReb)
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To: Mr. K

Boxers or briefs?


11 posted on 12/05/2009 8:19:15 PM PST by Yo-Yo
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To: Mr. K
Surely, somebody from Washington will soon be in touch with Wanda to advise her about her future work.
12 posted on 12/05/2009 8:23:57 PM PST by oyez ( damnant quod non intelligunt)
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To: Tucker39

Isn’t she friends with Bill O’reilly?


13 posted on 12/05/2009 8:24:12 PM PST by Perdogg (Sarah Palin-Jim DeMint 2012 - Liz Cheney for Sec of State - Duncan Hunter SecDef)
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To: Mr. K
I wonder what cheap underwear did to deserve this comparison?
14 posted on 12/05/2009 8:25:16 PM PST by Perdogg (Sarah Palin-Jim DeMint 2012 - Liz Cheney for Sec of State - Duncan Hunter SecDef)
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To: Mr. K
I would rather have my eyes twisted out of their sockets by miniature wombats, and have them replaced by rancid cocktail olives than watch a moment of Wanda Sykes.
15 posted on 12/05/2009 8:25:22 PM PST by BigCinBigD
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To: Mr. K

Wanda Sykes is a skid mark on the underwear of life.


16 posted on 12/05/2009 8:26:27 PM PST by TigersEye (Sarah Palin 2010 - We Can't Afford To Wait)
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To: CommieCutter
I never worried about a black president, but I have about an incompetent black president.

Obama will be a wedge through this nation for a long time.

17 posted on 12/05/2009 8:28:31 PM PST by oyez ( damnant quod non intelligunt)
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To: BigCinBigD

Oh, waiter! I’ll have what BigCinBigD is having. With a twist.


18 posted on 12/05/2009 8:30:09 PM PST by TigersEye (Sarah Palin 2010 - We Can't Afford To Wait)
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To: Mr. K
It was actually funny

Ive never heard a blessed thing that came out of that mean spirited shrew that was funny.

19 posted on 12/05/2009 8:31:52 PM PST by Nonstatist
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To: BigCinBigD
(how do you really feel?) lol!
20 posted on 12/05/2009 8:32:06 PM PST by Outlaw Woman (If the First Amendment is taken away, we will be forced to move on to the next Amendment)
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To: Mr. K

What’s funny is, I distinctly remember her mocking some of the liberal slams at GWB, on stage at the Apollo. She really was sticking up for Bush, and making the audience laugh.


21 posted on 12/05/2009 8:32:22 PM PST by Arthur McGowan (In Edward Kennedy's America, federal funding of brothels is a right, not a privilege.)
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To: BigCinBigD

I see you like Wanda Sykes more than I do!


22 posted on 12/05/2009 8:33:00 PM PST by Eaker (Kaiden sez, "If you have a problem and If explosives are an option then explosives are THE answer.")
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To: Mr. K

This is the same prick who said that she hoped Rush’s kidneys would fail. Screw her, I can’t stand the sight of that he-she or whatever that thing is


23 posted on 12/05/2009 8:34:08 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Yo-Yo

Boxers of course...he wouldn’t wear tighty whitey :)


24 posted on 12/05/2009 8:35:13 PM PST by lilycicero
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To: All

I saw her HBO special and I nearly DIED laughing !

Politics aside, her personal life aside, the woman is funny. I mean side splitting losing your breath funny.


25 posted on 12/05/2009 8:37:35 PM PST by Busta Rhymes
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To: Mr. K

When and where did she say this? Do tell!


26 posted on 12/05/2009 8:38:54 PM PST by Silly ("Okay, I'm getting just a little sick of this bereaved chicken-widow crap!")
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To: Mr. K

She is only complaining that he isnt liberal enough. Just because she is complaining about him, I doubt we are in agreement.


27 posted on 12/05/2009 8:39:41 PM PST by GregoTX (When people find they can vote themselves money it will herald the end of the republic. Ben Franklin)
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To: Yo-Yo
Boxers or briefs?

Let's hope he comes in brief(s).
The briefer the better.

28 posted on 12/05/2009 8:40:48 PM PST by Semper Mark (Vegetables are what food eats.)
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To: CommieCutter

“..and Wanda is the Skid Mark!!”

Well put! That repulsive hack has never had a humorous thought in her racist skull.


29 posted on 12/05/2009 8:44:42 PM PST by Magic Fingers
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To: Mr. K

Took a road trip today through KY and OH today. Not a single Obama bumper sticker, billboard, or poster.

I swear, people are taking all the Obamamania party decorations down.

The party is really over and now comes the hangover.

Check it out for yourself.


30 posted on 12/05/2009 8:46:50 PM PST by 240B (he is doing everything he said he would'nt and not doing what he said he would)
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To: Eaker

Wanda hasn’t been funny since her BET days, but 1 joke of hers still cracks me up.

She asked... Why do women fake orgasms?

Then answered... It’s called time managment. No sense staying up late and losing sleep when the train has already derailed.


31 posted on 12/05/2009 8:49:08 PM PST by Drea
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To: Mr. K

It’s a rare moment when I agree with Wanda. It’s sad that our first black president is already panning out as our worst president. I would have loved to see our first black president be a great president. That would require a love for this country and respect for the principles this country was founded on. Obamao has neither.


32 posted on 12/05/2009 8:55:18 PM PST by pallis
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To: Mr. K

Tim Conway Jr., on his radio show today, quoted Wanda as saying: The Black side of Tiger Woods bought the Escalade, and the Asian side of him drove it”.

Of course, if anyone else said that sort of thing who was not a protected species (liberal)...


33 posted on 12/05/2009 9:00:30 PM PST by Mjaye
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To: Mr. K

Hey Wanda...you da black version of Cindy Sheehan....

get over it.

You’re stupid. Your leftist cohorts are stupid. And you WILL all reap the rewards of the eternally stupid and the terminally ‘slow’.

Hopey changey will changey ya.

Can’t wait for that to finally ‘sink in’.


34 posted on 12/05/2009 9:06:08 PM PST by XenaLee
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To: Mr. K

Fruit of the Loon?


35 posted on 12/05/2009 9:06:50 PM PST by hope
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To: Mr. K

He’s not the first African-American president.

He’s the first Unqualified-American president.


36 posted on 12/05/2009 9:11:11 PM PST by rfp1234 (R.I.P. Scotty 7/2007-11/2009.)
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To: CommieCutter

Yep. clownmessiah is an embarrassment. Gives black folk a bad name. I can’t stand the pos. I delight in his failure. but even so, he’s so pathetic I feel embarrassed for him. He is a sad joke that verifies ugly stereotypes of black folks.

Nauseates me when he dips into the fake black accent silliness. But stupid people DO fall for it. Everytime he starts that phony accent the crowd swoons and applauds. I half expect the idiot to start throwing rhyme. You know. make the image of a black caricature buffoon complete.

A whitey-hatin clueless, arrogant, pompous, loudmouthed affirmative action product filled with perpetual phony outrage who produces nothing yet thinks America owes him for breathing, spending money he stole on gold chains and escolades.

Yeah. I’d say that’s a fair assessment, and the snarling knuckle dragging wookie he’s married to doesn’t help change the image.


37 posted on 12/05/2009 9:16:03 PM PST by agromination ("Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station." Grand Moff Obama)
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To: agromination

All he would need to complete the image is a fat bleach blond white crackhead babymomma with a fake black accent and a link card.

Perfect.


38 posted on 12/05/2009 9:21:26 PM PST by agromination ("Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station." Grand Moff Obama)
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To: TigersEye

Make mine a double.


39 posted on 12/05/2009 9:22:18 PM PST by Yehuda (Land of the free, THANKS TO THE BRAVE!)
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To: Mr. K
Wanda is absolutely correct. Obama is NOT a Black African American. He's African. He, allegedly, has NO experience in American Black culture (so he joins the Black-centric South Side church). Nor is he steeped in racist history. He is from the Pacific. Blacks in America descend from plantations and their cultures and histories are obviously different. Obama is painting Americans blacks into a corner of racist backlash. Jesse Jackson was correct. Obama will set race relations in America back 50 years before he's done screwing the place up...
40 posted on 12/05/2009 10:39:58 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: agromination
This whole joke of an administration would make a great Eddie Murphy movie. Some average black guy somehow manages to get himself elected president and then stumble bums his way through the process. Only Eddie loves American and, i the end, the guy becomes a great American president and throat lumps and teary eyes prevail as he goes on to become great.

Here.... Omama ends his term looking to all the world like a leftover 1960s pinko without a home, track record, personal record or friend. No happy ending. Mire like Lenny Bruce...

41 posted on 12/05/2009 10:45:28 PM PST by April Lexington (Study the constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: Yehuda

Waishter! Four more tiny wombats and a fresh bottle of rotten olives for my FRiend here. And throw that bish off the stage while you’re ad it.


42 posted on 12/05/2009 10:46:52 PM PST by TigersEye (Sarah Palin 2010 - We Can't Afford To Wait)
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To: TigersEye

():>)


43 posted on 12/05/2009 11:07:47 PM PST by Yehuda (Land of the free, THANKS TO THE BRAVE!)
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To: Mr. K

I saw the first couple of minutes. She practically bailed on Obama. She reported that liberals weren’t happy with Obama either. ‘Where’s my healthcare?’. Geez, Wanda Sykes is down on Obama. All riiiiiight.

Give me back MadTV!


44 posted on 12/05/2009 11:32:38 PM PST by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: Tucker39

I don’t know... have you ever heard the expression, “Let’s you and him fight!”? [In this case, “BHO and her.”]


45 posted on 12/05/2009 11:36:09 PM PST by JohnQ1 (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: JohnQ1

Many a true word spoken in jest.


46 posted on 12/06/2009 1:26:16 AM PST by spokeshave (Albore can uninvent the internet about as well as 0bama can unjump the shark)
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To: Mr. K

“if this is the best he can do he is REALLY going to screw up for the next black president.. “

She’s right about that. I feel bad that the first black president has turned out to be such a disaster.

I used to really like her. Her old show was pretty good and it even had a character (played by the man who played the fake Johnnie Cochran part on Seinfeld - he’s very funny) who was quite conservative.

But after the way she trashed Bush at the WH Correspondents dinner (or whatever it was) I won’t watch her.

But I’m glad she’s making fun of Obama. A gold star to all comedians who mock him. Not against him, particularly, but I was very much afraid he was going to be treated as some kind of sacred cow, and that would have been really dangerous.


47 posted on 12/06/2009 4:20:37 AM PST by jocon307
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