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The Sultan Tiger Woods and his Harem
The Moderate Voice ^ | December 7, 2009 | Marc Pascal

Posted on 12/07/2009 6:52:09 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet

33-year-old professional golfer extraordinaire appears to have amassed a collection of trollops, hussies, harlots, sluts, and other assorted mistresses and bimbos in addition to his main squeeze, the 29-year-old blond, former Swedish model Elin Nordegren to whom he was publicly married in 2004. Too much money, narcissism, ego, sex-drive, and far too many willing and perhaps conniving young women interested in short-term, shallow, fantasy affairs have created the celebrity sports/entertainment scandal of the month. The coverage may keep going for months to come as it has proven to be great fodder for our shallow 24/7 info-entertainment business.

Tiger is a world-wide celebrity of mixed-race origin (Black & Asian) who has shown a strong sexual preference for natural and dyed blond women of Caucasian descent. Perhaps at his tender age, he didn’t get all his philandering out of his system and he should have waited until he was over 40 to get married. Alternatively he just exemplifies the “natural proclivities” in human nature when completely unrestrained by financial, social, technological, or ethical considerations. His biggest alleged deception under our outdated moral codes was to his spouse and children – but then they are not that financially strained by his escapades as would be most families.

Did any of Tiger’s mistresses really think they were the “only” one, that he wasn’t already married, and that it was highly unlikely he would voluntarily leave his spouse for any of them? Most professional prostitutes jealously guard their clients’ privacy because they have profitable businesses to preserve. Instead we have most of these bimbos eagerly giving bedroom sex reports, making public statements with attorneys, and arranging photo shoots. Their interests in Tiger might have been temporary and financial – as calculated means to get their 15 minutes or more of fame in their rather useless lives. Perhaps some of them are collecting celebrity lovers just for the bragging rights and for some potential future financial remuneration.

Take away Tiger’s golf skills and money, and he’d be just another working stiff with a pleasant smile easily ignored by many women.

One could also conjecture that Mrs. Woods might have arranged some of these liaisons in order to get her husband in a bad situation to justify a very good divorce for her own best financial interests. If so, both she and Tiger got carried away in the process.

Some readers may criticize me for taking a harsh view of the women involved and left Tiger and his oversized putter essentially off the hook. That is not true, but I have been listing some of the arguments my own spouse raised in a recent discussion.

My wife of almost 12 years and 10 years my junior is a very attractive Colombiana from South America. Her take on male-female relations is quite different from the foolishly myopic views of many American women. She puts equal or more blame on the women in these affairs. Many Latinas view men as pretty stupid and weak when it comes to sexual temptation and they acknowledge the reality that their fellow females (regardless of race, creed, skin and hair color, age, nationality, and marital status) can be quite determined and calculating when it comes to using men for their own purposes. She also wisely told me that I’m too poor, cheap, old and boring to waste time and money on any other women – she knows me better than I do.

Like all great deceptions of the past 20 years, occurring in realms of business, politics and sports, many of them are finally seeing the light of day. These public revelations have upset, angered and disappointed many people with our all-too-human foibles and continuous moral failings also know as “sins.” We continue to foolishly extend many virtues to our leaders in sports and politics that deep down we probably realize they may not actually possess (i.e. fidelity, honesty) when they merely exhibit limited public attributes (great talent for certain sports, entertaining skills, electability, and various talents to make gobs of money in business by any legal and illegal means possible). We constantly set up ourselves for disappointment.

In a previous 3/18/09 TMV posting, I advocated the U.S. permit gay marriage, polygamy and polyandry, as sensible and long-needed economic and social reforms. I would draw the line at marrying outside our species, but whatever sort of complex relationships people wish to construct, is their own business. If you can afford it, go ahead and amass a harem or go thru multiple marriages. Just be honest about what you are doing for the sake of your children and the rest of us in society that would prefer not to publicly finance your particular familial choices.

Tiger may be so infatuated with himself that he could never manage a long-term monogamous relationship. Then he should be upfront with that in his various relationships. He successfully manages multiple advertising endorsements – and certainly the business entities involved know he’ll play along with all consenting suitors. Constant praise and adulation on the golf course is just not enough for him. Part of the public prize for the top finishers in most professional sporting events should be a bouncing bevy of pretty young women – they should not just be the obvious hidden benefits. That policy may finally wake up most of the delusional sports wives and the rest of society who still believe monogamy applies to the rich and famous.

Being among the top 1% of the highest earners and wealthiest persons on the planet, normal rules really do not apply to him. Many of his elite friends around the globe also believe that they do not have to answer for their acts murder, rape, grand theft and fraud, plus a host of minor sins of the flesh. We – the other 99% of the world – actually enable them and their endless antics by endlessly following their every escapade, forgiving them every sin and transgression, and making them even more famous and wealthy after each failure that would normally put most people into divorce or bankruptcy court, a prison cell, or all of them.

For thousands of years, we humans and our religious beliefs have yet come to honest terms with our sexual natures. Until we do, we will never come up with rational and livable codes of conduct for the vast majority of us. It is also telling that whole parts of our society’s poor and lower middle class no longer view heterosexual marriage as very worthwhile or even possible from a long-term social or financial perspective. The majority of us are in the process of completely abandoning long-held views of marriage and human sexuality.

It appears our society does not wish to tax the wealthy to help support our public needs, and to make any efforts at reasonably reducing our huge societal chasm in income and wealth disparity. Thus good divorce lawyers are left to help “spread the wealth around.” They take chunks of current and future money and assets from certain wealthy individuals and distribute them in an organized judicially-sanctioned fashion to former spouses, girlfriends, prostitutes, and their law firms. These large monetary distributions will ultimately increase the disposable and spendable income of many more people in society which will invariably improve our overall depressed economy. And legalizing gay marriages, polygamy, polyandry and group marriages would also help our country’s lawyers and accountants in starting, managing, ending, and filing the taxes of these various new legal entities – even more economic stimulus without any federal spending!

Perhaps Tiger Woods has been merely thinking of the other 99% of us who are economically, culturally and socially depressed and who really need an entertaining diversion from all the bad news of 2009. For his many stupid, silly, and all-too-human yet entertaining “transgressions,” escapades, sins and sexual follies, we really have to thank him for his complete lack of restraint.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: polygamy; purebs; sports; tiger; tigersbanglist; tigerwoods
I can't wait for the comments...
1 posted on 12/07/2009 6:52:09 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

>>33-year-old professional golfer extraordinaire appears to have amassed a collection of trollops, hussies, harlots, sluts, and other assorted mistresses and bimbos<<

God, how I miss college!


2 posted on 12/07/2009 6:54:08 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
33-year-old professional golfer extraordinaire appears to have amassed a collection of trollops, hussies, harlots, sluts, and other assorted mistresses and bimbos in addition to his main squeeze, the 29-year-old blond, former Swedish model Elin Nordegren to whom he was publicly married in 2004.

The opening line would make Wilt Chamberlain blush!

3 posted on 12/07/2009 6:54:39 PM PST by Bushbacker1 ( I'll miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! The "other" Jim Thompson)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Quite possibly the most idiotic form or literary drivel ever scrambled together with a keyboard.


4 posted on 12/07/2009 6:54:54 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (There once was a dream called, "Hippy Beat Down." The mere whisper of if caused cops to cry.")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Women are hungry for love, but don’t know what it is anymore. They’ve been told that they have a right to be as sexual as men...but that’s not what we’re wired for. Hence, it appears that many of these women ACTUALLY believed Tiger was in love with them. It’s the fantasy...the sexual revolution killed love for women. I’m a woman.


5 posted on 12/07/2009 6:55:04 PM PST by Hildy
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
"For thousands of years, we humans and our religious beliefs have yet come to honest terms with our sexual natures. Until we do, we will never come up with rational and livable codes of conduct for the vast majority of us. It is also telling that whole parts of our society’s poor and lower middle class no longer view heterosexual marriage as very worthwhile or even possible from a long-term social or financial perspective. The majority of us are in the process of completely abandoning long-held views of marriage and human sexuality."

......where to start???? IDIOT!

6 posted on 12/07/2009 6:55:42 PM PST by goodnesswins (Become a Precinct Committee Person/Officer....in the GOP...or do NOT complain.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Tiger Woods is a lowlife with money


7 posted on 12/07/2009 6:56:11 PM PST by SunnyUsa (I'm not one of those "who are we to judge?" people)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

He’s the Sultan, The Sultan of SHWIIIIIIIINGGGGGG


8 posted on 12/07/2009 6:56:21 PM PST by This_far (Mandatory insurance! I thought it was about health care?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I thought Bill Clinton made the World safe for philanderers.


9 posted on 12/07/2009 6:56:27 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig

or=of


10 posted on 12/07/2009 6:57:01 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (There once was a dream called, "Hippy Beat Down." The mere whisper of if caused cops to cry.")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

“One could also conjecture that Mrs. Woods might have arranged some of these liaisons in order to get her husband in a bad situation to justify a very good divorce for her own best financial interests. If so, both she and Tiger got carried away in the process.”

Good Grief...!


11 posted on 12/07/2009 6:58:56 PM PST by Sleeping Freeper
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Tiger’s lucky he didn’t get ‘Bobbit-tized.’


12 posted on 12/07/2009 6:59:40 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Tiger’s lucky he didn’t get ‘Bobbit-tized.’


13 posted on 12/07/2009 7:00:29 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: Hildy

You’re right! The sexual revolution benefits men only, they no longer have to pay for sex or get married.


14 posted on 12/07/2009 7:00:53 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: Hildy

Men pretend to give love to get sex.....women give sex to get love.....now it’s all bastardized because women gave up their POWER! (contrary to what SOME think.)


15 posted on 12/07/2009 7:07:12 PM PST by goodnesswins (Become a Precinct Committee Person/Officer....in the GOP...or do NOT complain.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Looks like Tiger’s Harem is going to number top 40 and ties.


16 posted on 12/07/2009 7:09:17 PM PST by Patrick1
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Not being rich, famous or particularly good looking I have never faced such temptation.(Thank G_d).

Tiger, you just lost your family and half of what you have, not mention paying off the lawyers, because of your feeding your ego..Tell me Tig, is it worth it?

17 posted on 12/07/2009 7:10:02 PM PST by oyez ( damnant quod non intelligunt)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

18 posted on 12/07/2009 7:11:42 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

“The majority of us are in the process of completely abandoning long-held views of marriage and human sexuality.

It appears our society does not wish to tax the wealthy to help support our public needs, and to make any efforts at reasonably reducing our huge societal chasm in income and wealth disparity.”
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The author is an ideologue, capitalizing on a man’s failure of good judgment to advance the agenda.


19 posted on 12/07/2009 7:12:42 PM PST by Canedawg (Bring lawyers, guns and money.)
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To: goodnesswins

Aw come on, he wrote that article himself to justify himself.


20 posted on 12/07/2009 7:15:00 PM PST by chiefqc
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To: SunnyUsa

Pretty much.


21 posted on 12/07/2009 7:15:49 PM PST by Tempest (I believe in the sanctity of life... As long as you can afford it.)
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To: goodnesswins

Yes...women gave up their power...couldn’t have said it better myself.


22 posted on 12/07/2009 7:18:38 PM PST by Hildy
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
In a previous 3/18/09 TMV posting, I advocated the U.S. permit gay marriage, polygamy and polyandry, as sensible and long-needed economic and social reforms. I would draw the line at marrying outside our species, but whatever sort of complex relationships people wish to construct, is their own business. If you can afford it, go ahead and amass a harem or go thru multiple marriages. Just be honest about what you are doing for the sake of your children and the rest of us in society that would prefer not to publicly finance your particular familial choices.

Currently certifiable, this guy really needs to go back to the 10 commandments and start over from there.

23 posted on 12/07/2009 7:19:58 PM PST by Eddie01
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
White Chicks --hilarious..!
24 posted on 12/07/2009 7:20:47 PM PST by gaijin
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Just wait till this idiot finds out that his wife is having an affair with a younger, handsomer, richer man....


25 posted on 12/07/2009 7:37:00 PM PST by kittymyrib
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

After he’s done with the front nine, does he do the back nine like Kobe Bryant?


26 posted on 12/07/2009 7:47:06 PM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: Hildy
Women are hungry for love, but don’t know what it is anymore. They’ve been told that they have a right to be as sexual as men...but that’s not what we’re wired for. Hence, it appears that many of these women ACTUALLY believed Tiger was in love with them.

You think this is a recent phenomena with women -- Old as time
27 posted on 12/07/2009 7:54:56 PM PST by uncbob
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To: oyez
Not being rich, famous or particularly good looking I have never faced such temptation

Well, Tiger may be rich, but he ain't particularly good looking either.

28 posted on 12/07/2009 7:57:53 PM PST by FrdmLvr ("The people will believe what the media tells them they believe." Orwell)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
What makes me sick is that none of these people seem to grasp that when a man cheats on a pregnant wife, it's the lowest of low and beyond redemption.

sw

29 posted on 12/07/2009 8:01:11 PM PST by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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To: goodnesswins
For thousands of years, we humans and our religious beliefs have yet come to honest terms with our sexual natures.

I call complete bovine fecal material.

"...for you have had five husbands, and the one whom you now have is not your husband; this you have said truly."--John 4:16.

"...but if they cannot exercise self-control, let them marry. For it is better to marry than to burn with passion."-- 1 Cor. 7:9

It is also telling that whole parts of our society’s poor and lower middle class no longer view heterosexual marriage as very worthwhile or even possible from a long-term social or financial perspective.

That's the fault of government and multinationals.

The majority of us are in the process of completely abandoning long-held views of marriage and human sexuality.

Really? Does your wife know this? Have you checked *your* pre-nup yet?

Cheers!

30 posted on 12/07/2009 8:05:42 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: uncbob

Really? Women have been told it’s ok to be sluts throughout the history of the world? News to me.


31 posted on 12/07/2009 8:09:26 PM PST by Hildy
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
He isn't a TIGER

He is a CHEETAH!!

32 posted on 12/07/2009 8:12:28 PM PST by China Clipper (My favorite animals usually are found next to the rice on my plate.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

the writer is an idiot. The women are more culpable?

Tiger is the only one in a committed relationship, having committed by oath and obligation of fidelity.

The temptresses are doing what they do. Chasing after power, money and fame.

Tiger to was doing his job as a man. Fame, Fortune and “Fornicating” go hand in hand.

Still, Tiger is the one in a committed relationship, not the other women. No matter what your opinion of the women, Tiger is the one who broke the bond.

For the record if I were Tiger, I would accept my world, write a gigantic check and move on. Then I would be happy again, not starting my day with a harpy or miserable because somehow my wife is not attracted to me.

Don’t think that’s what happened? Ge-he-het real. Why should a man or woman resign themselves to celibacy or the once a month club?(because the other side feels obligated)

Maybe I don’t understand, having been single for 46 years but, I would not belong to that club. If we can’t work it out, oh well....

So like I said, if I had Tiger money I would move out.


33 posted on 12/07/2009 8:28:25 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Huskrrrr

Well we did get the “Beam out of our Eye”.


34 posted on 12/07/2009 8:29:57 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: gaijin

LOL


35 posted on 12/07/2009 8:33:17 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Shows you how women loves $$$ and power.


36 posted on 12/07/2009 8:50:18 PM PST by MinorityRepublican
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

The Moderate Voice Marc Pascal

Yep, he is one.


37 posted on 12/07/2009 8:59:36 PM PST by razorback-bert (We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Here is a black man that hates black women. He loves white sluts. He is the Michael Jackson of adultery.


38 posted on 12/07/2009 9:12:49 PM PST by Nosterrex
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

This guy could have written disinformation stuff for the KGB back in the day. He really missed his calling.


39 posted on 12/07/2009 9:13:53 PM PST by PaleoBob
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To: Girlene

Did you catch the Carrie Underwood special? I think her middle name should be NOT.


40 posted on 12/07/2009 10:45:01 PM PST by lilycicero
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To: lilycicero

LOLOL.


41 posted on 12/08/2009 5:56:13 AM PST by Girlene
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
One could also conjecture that Mrs. Woods might have arranged some of these liaisons in order to get her husband in a bad situation to justify a very good divorce for her own best financial interests

Isn't this libel? And if not, why not? What evidence does ANYONE have of this EVER happening?
42 posted on 12/08/2009 6:24:20 AM PST by Red in Blue PA (Obama, Hitler, Stalin: Who are 3 people nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.)
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To: Hildy

I am referring to your statement that they believed the cheating man was in love with them


43 posted on 12/08/2009 1:46:43 PM PST by uncbob
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To: uncbob

yes, that’s true. However, my main point was different, but I understand what you are saying! :)


44 posted on 12/08/2009 3:49:33 PM PST by Hildy
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

BTTT


45 posted on 12/08/2009 3:50:49 PM PST by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!you)
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To: Vendome

The writer doesn’t make it clear whether his wife, in blaming the women, is targeting that blame to the mistresses, the wife, or both. It’s pretty common for the wife to get blamed, especially in macho dominated families. She didn’t pay him enough attention or she wasn’t good enough in bed or she was too busy with the children, etc.


46 posted on 12/08/2009 4:27:12 PM PST by Burkean
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To: Burkean

I accept your position. I was giving mine based on experience and observation but, certainly both scenarios could happen.

Hopefully, this will all soon blow over and we won’t have to hear about it anymore. I have had my fun with it for 10+ days.

Then again, maybe the whole event is being blown out of proportion and they had some weird, kinky Whack-a-Mole thing they liked to do.


47 posted on 12/08/2009 4:33:20 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

This is either the most brilliant satire or the stupidest drivel ever written.


48 posted on 12/08/2009 4:40:58 PM PST by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Unbelievable!


49 posted on 12/08/2009 10:23:33 PM PST by editor-surveyor (The beginning of the O'Bomb-a administration looks a lot like the end of the Nixon administration)
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