Skip to comments.Teaching the Democrats the Value of a Secret Ballot.
Posted on 12/07/2009 7:37:31 PM PST by SwaggerStick
If you want to teach those unscrupulous Democrats down there in that Congressional Cesspool the value a secret ballot follow these instructions.
1. Establish a small temporary office manned by two people in each congressional district. Post a big sign in the office
Your share could be thousands of dollars !.
2. Put the following ad in the newspapers, on the radio and television. Order your absentee ballot now bring your blank ballot to the office listed below and receive your share of the canceled one trillion dollar stimulus package if the republicans gain the majority in the House and Senate in the 2010 election.
Note: An office assistant will assist you in completing your ballot (card check rules apply). Please follow their instructions to the letter to preclude any ballot error that may disqualify you from receiving your share of the trillion dollars.
3. Instead of a 300 pound union thug intimidating the voter just have the office assistants politely point to the republican candidates on the ballot. Congratulate those democrats who have decided to vote republican and enter their name along with the other republican voters on the list to receive shares. Of course, just like the occasional errors by ACORN anyone who does not follow the office assistant's lead and votes democrat will accidentally fail to make the list.
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