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6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations
Cracked.com ^
| Dec 07, 2009
| Matthew Hayden
Posted on 12/08/2009 12:38:50 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
There seem to be two kinds of people in the world: those who don't understand cats, and those who think cats are kind of douchebags.
Unfortunately for cat lovers, science has kind of come down on the side of that second group. Research has revealed that a lot of the quirky and even cute things your kitty does are actually signs that your cat is kind of a d***.
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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: assclownfeline; cat; cats; dooshcat; kittyping; napl
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To: Slings and Arrows
They control all the apps in your life.
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posted on
12/08/2009 2:42:50 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
To: guitarplayer1953
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posted on
12/08/2009 2:42:52 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
To: Slings and Arrows
ebil tings luv lil’mousies
23
posted on
12/08/2009 2:44:09 AM PST
by
MissDairyGoodnessVT
(Stop Muslims Training on American Soil NOW =^..^=)
To: Daffynition
If they could just make ‘em with bigger batteries...
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posted on
12/08/2009 2:46:05 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
To: MissDairyGoodnessVT
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posted on
12/08/2009 2:50:54 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Cats are just another type of animal, people who say they ‘hate cats’ really hate themselves
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posted on
12/08/2009 2:53:49 AM PST
by
Son House
(The Learning Curve for Democrats on Macroeconomics is getting Exponential)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Well, there is that theory that cats are just tiny little women wearing fur coats.............
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posted on
12/08/2009 3:32:53 AM PST
by
Jimmy Valentine
(DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
12/08/2009 3:36:22 AM PST
by
autumnraine
(You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Cats love murder. Perhaps those cute little fuzzballs are the Spawn of Hell?
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posted on
12/08/2009 4:12:16 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: AlexW
I now have over 10 cats, and counting.
Eight are juvenile.
They get fresh fish, usually morning and evening.
Talk about pandemonium at feeding time....
Good to hear. We have two very important feline members of our family. Both are rescue kittys. Cats respond over time to kindness and understanding. Unfortunately for them, they often require patience and thoughtful attention on our part to understand their needs. Once we accomplish those challenges, we will have a wonderful companion that requires minimal maintenance. A good book is “The Cat Whisperer: The Secret of How to Talk to Your Cat by Claire Bessant”.
To: shibumi
I do notice that when I’m sick, my cat really really loves me which I have long recognized as predator behavior.
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posted on
12/08/2009 4:59:41 AM PST
by
Mercat
(Reluctant glenbeckian)
To: guitarplayer1953
They are evil miniacle creatures. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.....
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posted on
12/08/2009 5:15:25 AM PST
by
Thermalseeker
(Stop the insanity - Flush Congress!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Great site. Did you check out the other links at the bottom of the cat story? Superpowers! Diabolical Predators! New Substances! Totally cool.
And I’m booking passage on that nuke-’em-from-space rocket as we speak.
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posted on
12/08/2009 5:21:17 AM PST
by
TheOldLady
(No more global baloneyism!! -- Jim Thompson!)
To: OCCASparky
This is so true. I’d tell you about Muffin and the roaches, but it’s too horrible to even remember.
At least we didn’t eat any. They were wiggling and woke us up.
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posted on
12/08/2009 5:25:51 AM PST
by
TheOldLady
(No more global baloneyism!! -- Jim Thompson!)
To: TheOldLady
Last night, I could hear the cat pouncing and making rustling noises in our bedroom as we slept (or TRIED to sleep). It really got me POed, and I was about to get up and drop kick her, but I had the thought "Whatever Punkin is killing right now is better off dead than crawling on my face while I sleep".
This morning I saw it: The biggest cockroach I have ever seen. When my wife gave it a coup de grace with a shoe it actually burst out a gloppy stream of brown gut-goo. Totaly gross.
Anyway, cats have a purpose: to keep cockroaches off my face at night.
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posted on
12/08/2009 5:34:26 AM PST
by
I Buried My Guns
( B.L.OA.T. : Buy Lots Of Ammo Today)
To: TheOldLady
PS: My cat is named Muffin too! Can I be in your crazy cat lady club?
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posted on
12/08/2009 5:35:32 AM PST
by
I Buried My Guns
( B.L.OA.T. : Buy Lots Of Ammo Today)
To: Slings and Arrows
This is such B S! I have never met an evil cat and I know hundreds since I foster, feed and trap them.
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posted on
12/08/2009 5:50:21 AM PST
by
Fawn
(Zoo has African Lion-WhiteHouse has Lyin African)
To: I Buried My Guns
You and Mrs. Guns are most welcome in the crazy cat... uh.. person club. Hubby and I are very fond of our four cats.
P.S. They’re both waiting at the Rainbow Bridge, but my Muffin was a male, and his companion, Tiger was female. Don’t ask.
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posted on
12/08/2009 7:13:12 AM PST
by
TheOldLady
(No more global baloneyism!! -- Jim Thompson!)
To: guitarplayer1953
My cat will purposely walk in front of you and slow down so you have to wait for it and lots of times it will cater wall like it is starving to death and I put a fresh can of food down that I know the cat likes and it looks at it and walks away. Sounds like some Democrats.
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posted on
12/08/2009 8:17:52 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
To: TheOldLady
I did. Cracked has...interesting...articles, and it’s been a while since I was there.
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posted on
12/08/2009 8:37:54 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Jew, conservative, and proud supporter of Israel.)
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