ebil tings luv lil’mousies
Dear Slings and Arrows,
While I appreciate your devotion to my species, evidenced by the cute pictures you post, there is one thing I strongly object to: You—or whoever created these posters— seem to labor under the misconception that cats, if they could speak Humanese, would speak like retarded three year olds. I resent this, given the fact that my species is far more intelligent than yours. Please cease and desist from posting these utterly inane pictures, or at least have the decency to correct the spelling and grammar on them.
Thank you,
—il gatto di Giotto
