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The DU Bumper Sticker Slogan Contest (December 2009 Edition)

Posted on 12/08/2009 1:06:24 PM PST by MNDude

The DU Bumper Sticker Slogan Contest runs on the first Tuesday of every month (er, usually).

HOW IT WORKS

* If you've got a great idea for a slogan that you think would work well on a bumper sticker, post it in reply to this thread.

These DUmmies are totally unwitty! I mean look at their bumper sticker ideas:

"Poverty is not a crime.

Home Sweet Home, Thanks Capitalism

Science is bad, ignorance is good, DUDE, where's my spear?

Lettum eat yellowcake.

Extremism in the Defense of Liberty DESTROYS LIBERTY"

Any Freepers have some good ideas of what should be the DUmmies' bumper sticker battle-call in the future since "Hope and Change" probably won't do it next time around?


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1 posted on 12/08/2009 1:06:27 PM PST by MNDude
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To: MNDude

DU stands for DUMB.


2 posted on 12/08/2009 1:08:39 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: MNDude

DU: Based in Reality. Well, OUR reality.


3 posted on 12/08/2009 1:09:02 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: MNDude

Keep America Free; Run over a Politician


4 posted on 12/08/2009 1:09:27 PM PST by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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To: MNDude

DU- When your stream of conciousness
over flows the banks of reality.


5 posted on 12/08/2009 1:10:49 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: MNDude

“Save the Environment, Kill a Liberal”


6 posted on 12/08/2009 1:11:03 PM PST by NMEwithin
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To: MNDude

Vote Democrat: It’s Easier Than Working

Being Liberal Means Never Having to Say You’re Sorry

My Parents Spent a Lot to Make Me This Stupid


7 posted on 12/08/2009 1:11:26 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Tiger isn't out of the woods yet--not by a long shot.)
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To: MNDude

They went to the polls in November and all I got was this lousy president.


8 posted on 12/08/2009 1:11:59 PM PST by Old Grumpy
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To: MNDude

Coexist with gay polar bears for peace.


9 posted on 12/08/2009 1:12:09 PM PST by Antoninus (The RNC's dream ticket: Romney / Scozzafava 2012)
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To: MNDude
JOIN DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND!
BECAUSE OUR VILLAGE NEEDS MORE IDIOTS

10 posted on 12/08/2009 1:13:14 PM PST by SparkyBass
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To: MNDude

You mean I WASN’T voting for the next American Idol?


11 posted on 12/08/2009 1:15:25 PM PST by ssaftler (Elfaba-ma: The Wicked Warlock of the West)
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To: MNDude

Paul Wellstone is dead. Get Over it.


12 posted on 12/08/2009 1:15:25 PM PST by Explodo (Pessimism is simply pattern recognition)
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To: MNDude

HONK IF I’M A LIBERAL IDIOT


13 posted on 12/08/2009 1:16:00 PM PST by red-dawg
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To: MNDude
Home Sweet Home, Thanks Capitalism

That's a DUmmie slogan??

Sounds good to me, am I missing something?

14 posted on 12/08/2009 1:16:43 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron (Oath keepers + The NRA = FReeRepublic (.com baby))
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The road to Hell’th Care
is paved with DemoNcratic intentions


15 posted on 12/08/2009 1:18:01 PM PST by grandeez
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To: Cicero

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/hope_for_change_bumper_sticker-128752795649256173


16 posted on 12/08/2009 1:18:27 PM PST by WOBBLY BOB (ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
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To: MNDude

My President wont need a teleprompter.

Or this....

Palin 2012
Teleprompter Not Required


17 posted on 12/08/2009 1:19:17 PM PST by NavyCanDo
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To: MNDude
Celebrate your rage

Capitalism won't die by itself...
It's going to need our help

COEXIST
with everyone except Conservatives

18 posted on 12/08/2009 1:20:03 PM PST by SlowBoat407 (Achtung. preparen zie fur die obamahopenchangen.)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

Knowing my lib friends, I think that bumper sticker is attached to a shopping cart.


19 posted on 12/08/2009 1:20:44 PM PST by keepitreal ( Don't tread on me.)
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To: MNDude
Labor, Resources, Capital
Who needs them?
20 posted on 12/08/2009 1:21:14 PM PST by dblshot
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To: MNDude
DON'T BLAME ME...I VOTED FOR THE AMERICAN

21 posted on 12/08/2009 1:21:23 PM PST by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: MNDude
DUmpster Diving Is

Hazardous to Your Health

22 posted on 12/08/2009 1:23:23 PM PST by sausageseller (If you want to cut your own throat, don't come to me for a bandage. M, Thatcher)
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To: MNDude

2010 Democrat Re-Election Strategy:
Taxing All of Us Into Prosperity

When people say government’s the answer,
you know they want your money and more control over you.


23 posted on 12/08/2009 1:23:51 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: MNDude
Arms are made for hugging... and beating Tea Partiers - this bumper sticker brought to you by SEIU.
24 posted on 12/08/2009 1:24:01 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Obamalaise - the new mood for America.)
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To: Las Vegas Ron
Home Sweet Home, Thanks Capitalism That's a DUmmie slogan?? Sounds good to me, am I missing something?

Freeper outed himself.

25 posted on 12/08/2009 1:24:46 PM PST by sausageseller (If you want to cut your own throat, don't come to me for a bandage. M, Thatcher)
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To: keepitreal
I think that bumper sticker is attached to a shopping cart.

LOL....well, it was capitalist that made the cart for them to carry their possessions in :)

26 posted on 12/08/2009 1:25:28 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron (Oath keepers + The NRA = FReeRepublic (.com baby))
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To: MNDude

Can’t spell DUMB without “DU”.


27 posted on 12/08/2009 1:26:11 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

It’s on a car.
The sticker is saying that the owner lives in his car,
thanks to capitalism, of course, and through no action, decision, or fault of his own.


28 posted on 12/08/2009 1:27:00 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: sausageseller
Freeper outed himself.

I earned my home through capitalism, how is that slogan bad? Care to elaborate?

It's also good manners to include the poster to which you are referring, FRiend

29 posted on 12/08/2009 1:30:23 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron (Oath keepers + The NRA = FReeRepublic (.com baby))
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To: red-dawg

Member of the Moonbat Preservation Society

Both my brain cells believe in Obama

Surrender: The New Victory

Honey, I Stole Your Kids Future!

Brain Sucking Abortions ARE Health Care

I Believe In Socialism but You Can’t Have My BMW

I Don’t Believe In the 2nd Amendment: Free Stuff Inside!

My Caring Means More Than You Keeping Your Money

Jesus Would Have Put You In Jail for Not Buying Health Insurance

I Support Child Rape: Where’s My Czar Position?

My Hero is Chairman Mao: Where’s My Executive Branch Job?

Proud Supporter of a Citizens Informing on Conservatives

Free Speech Is What I Tell You It Is

I Have a Degree From the Ivy League, I Know What’s Best for You

Enlightened Means Never Paying the Taxes You Voted For


30 posted on 12/08/2009 1:31:24 PM PST by PittsburghAfterDark
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To: MNDude

Save a tree... wipe with leaves.


31 posted on 12/08/2009 1:31:49 PM PST by Gator113 (Obama is America's First Failed Black Pres-dent.....)
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To: MNDude

“IT’S THE ECONOMY STUPID”


32 posted on 12/08/2009 1:32:22 PM PST by wny
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To: MrB
Thanks, now I get it.

Now I almost feel like a DUmmie, yeesh

33 posted on 12/08/2009 1:34:24 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron (Oath keepers + The NRA = FReeRepublic (.com baby))
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To: Las Vegas Ron
I think--perhaps--that the sticker is saying the car it is attached to is actually the driver's home. He got foreclosed on and is now living in his car.

Thus he hates capitalism.

34 posted on 12/08/2009 1:34:37 PM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: PittsburghAfterDark

Those are some good ones.


35 posted on 12/08/2009 1:35:26 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: MNDude
Stop the war on America
Get the Dems out of Washington
36 posted on 12/08/2009 1:36:22 PM PST by Tar and Feathers (www.tarandfeathers.shugartmedia.com)
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To: ShadowAce

Thanks...blush


37 posted on 12/08/2009 1:38:57 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron (Oath keepers + The NRA = FReeRepublic (.com baby))
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To: MNDude

Another fmaily against smug, sanctimonious, condescneding and anti American liberals know it alls.


38 posted on 12/08/2009 1:39:01 PM PST by bilhosty (Don' t tax people tax newsprint)
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To: PittsburghAfterDark
I Have a Degree From the Ivy League, I Know What’s Best for You

Winner!!

39 posted on 12/08/2009 1:40:44 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron (Oath keepers + The NRA = FReeRepublic (.com baby))
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To: MNDude; Hegewisch Dupa

DUpa!

HD, this is not directed at you but I thought you'd be interested.

40 posted on 12/08/2009 1:44:39 PM PST by raybbr (If you try to kiss your son on the head while he's running you WILL get a fat lip.)
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To: MNDude

To Continue In English, Press “Republican”


41 posted on 12/08/2009 1:46:23 PM PST by Philo1962 (Iraq is terrorist flypaper. They go there to die.)
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To: MNDude

“Hope and Change” => “Global Warming: Hoax and Chains”


42 posted on 12/08/2009 1:46:33 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: MNDude
Photobucket
43 posted on 12/08/2009 1:51:42 PM PST by Bad Jack Bauer (Fat and Bald? I was BORN fat and bald, thank you very much!)
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To: MNDude
I Hope I'm Left With Some Change.
44 posted on 12/08/2009 1:55:24 PM PST by mnehring
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To: MNDude

In the early 1980s I had one that said, “No more nuclear weapons until you use the ones we already gave you.”


45 posted on 12/08/2009 2:08:03 PM PST by darth
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To: MNDude
Keep You Hands Off My Trust Fund.
46 posted on 12/08/2009 2:08:15 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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Honk if you are waiting for
some of Obama’s stash money


47 posted on 12/08/2009 2:09:44 PM PST by grandeez
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To: MNDude

STOP GLOBAL WARMING AND ELIMINATE C02 EMISSIONS....JUST STOP BREATHING!!


48 posted on 12/08/2009 2:16:18 PM PST by seawolf101
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To: MNDude

“Stop washing bedding! Dustmites are people too!”


49 posted on 12/08/2009 3:19:38 PM PST by T Minus Four (Global warming is not science, it's politics!)
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To: darth

Oooh, good one :-)


50 posted on 12/08/2009 3:20:19 PM PST by T Minus Four (Global warming is not science, it's politics!)
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