Attorney: Tiger Woods Could Face Prostitution Charges If He Paid For Sex in New York

FoxNews ^ | December 11th 2009

[RichInOC]

Every time I figure it can’t get any worse for him...it does.

[GulfBreeze]

I hate when I don’t understand vulgar metaphores. I still don’t... Hmmm

[PGR88]

What is the point of paying high priced escort services if they rat you out the minute some news hits the headlines? Shouldn’t one be buying some discretion for the thousands of dollars per hour one is paying?

I guess Eliot Spitzer and Tiger Woods both learned that hookers are, after all, just hookers.

[Frantzie]

They could have video of him preforming the abortions and shooting up his steroids but the Tiger fan boys would defend him to the end. They are like Obama voters.

Same people who give Rangel a free pass for massive tax evasion.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

"He liked girl-on-girl," Braun said. "He had sex with them together."

Was this guy ever home? I doubt it.

[Frantzie]

He has sex in church parking lots with pancake waitresses and he also takes him back to his home. Tiger fan boys with their man crushes will cut the steroid user endless slack.

[JoeProBono]

"I hate when I don’t understand vulgar metaphores."

Oolong (ウーロン, Ūron?) (July 28, 1994 — January 7, 2003), named after the oolong variety of tea, was the name of a domestic rabbit owned by photographer Hironori Akutagawa. The rabbit was famous for its ability to balance a variety of objects on his head.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

Braun said her escorts all described Woods as being “wild and a lot of fun …. He was tough to keep up with – with days at a time, just on a booze and sex bender.”

You are so right about this guy needing blood tests. He's probably on a bunch of pills, in addition to booze.

[Williams]

“I don’t want to impugn Elin because she is very very hot.”

Don’t see your logic unless you are hoping to date her. I feel free to impugn her anyway.

[missanne]

Maybe BHO just wants to eat his waffle, Oops, make that his pancakes!

[MNDude]

you know, he should just revamp his image to a bad boy and call himself “The Tiger”.

that would probably bring back advertisers.

[Williams]

Prediction. If he returns to the golf course he will be a bigger sensation than ever before. Especially if he wins.

[thefactor]

I think it comes from this:

[verity]

Are you related to Frantzie?

[uncbob]

Well his face is looking bloated these days

He is packing on the pounds and the new weight ain’t muscle

Maybe the drugs are stimulating his appetite

[Mjaye]

I wonder how his mother is dealing with all this. As I recall, she was interviewed in a Sports Illustrated article right after he had moved into a bachelor place with his buddies some years ago. She said she never went over to visit his place, but she knew he was having a good time with his friends.

She also said something to the effect of “as long as he doesn’t do anything to embarrass me”, words along those lines. Bet she’s mighty embarrassed, now, although some of the tabloids are saying she accompanied him on one of the trips where a mistress was tagging along and had to know she was there.

[GulfBreeze]

Did I not put enough “very”’s in there or something?

[GulfBreeze]

Ok.... Pancakes and bunnies...

I am going to make wild stabs here (mind you I’m no Tiger Swordsman but...)

Playboy Bunny reference and a pancake waitress reference.

B-\

[Frantzie]

Pills, booze, steroids, STDs. No wonder he would not take a blood test. Try that in FL and you lose your license on the spot.

[Cedar]

“HOW COULD SHE NOT HAVE KNOWN?!?!”

Did you listen to the phone message from Tiger to Rachel? He tells her to change her phone data to make her name not show up because HIS WIFE JUST DISCOVERED RACHEL’S NUMBER ON HIS PHONE-— HE IS PANICKED—MEANING SHE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THEM!

(I love to ocassionally get to use all caps.)