"Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball." - Ty Webb
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 12/13/2009 9:02:41 PM PST by Steelfish
I Know Pro Golfers ALL Play Around - They've Tried To Score With Me
By LAUREN ST JOHN 14th December 2009
Another day, another mistress. Tiger Woods's career has certainly attracted birdies in both senses of the word. But the question is how did he find the time to play golf, let alone win 14 majors and become world No1, while accumulating at least nine lovers? The answer is simple. He learned from the masters. Professional golf has a purer-than-driven-snow image - on which multi-million pound sponsors trade heavily.
That reputation is deserved on course, but it's a totally different story off course. The scandal which has engulfed Woods has been so great that, this weekend, he was forced to announce he was quitting golf for an 'indefinite period' to attempt to repair his marriage.
But while Woods has taken womanising to a whole new level, playing the field is certainly a huge part of the culture. Over a decade working as a golf correspondent, I attended the men's U.S., European and Australian tours every year, and learned that - with the exception of drugs and alcohol - everything that happens on your average rock tour, including whores and groupies, occurs in golf.
For example, almost all the thrice-married Nick Faldo's relationships have overlapped, and Greg Norman had a very brazen affair. Norman's now ex-wife Laura Andrassy accepted a reported £50 million divorce settlement after his affair with former Wimbledon champion Chris Evert - who also happened to be her best friend.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
It doesn’t shock me that it occurs on the European Tour. It seems the more mistresses you have the bigger the man you are in Europe.
Does anyone have a pic of the “I” in the article?
"Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball." - Ty Webb
Too many hits on Google.
Maybe that is her problem...?
The worst of a very few that are out there.
Yah, Tiger Woods hit on me....But he’s not my type..being a dude and all....
“I was born to rub you,
“I was born to lick your face,
“I was born to rub you
“But you were born to rub me first.”
There's something about men and women away from home.
I heard a bridge tournament player tell me stories once.
Anyway, screw Tiger Woods. He had everything -- anything he wanted, and a lot of things he didn't ask for: talent, a father who instilled discipline and was a canny dealmaker on his behalf, a world waiting to annoint magic negroes -- and it wasn't enough. He deserves to go down, all the way down.
Judging by her looks, sounds like she’s making it up...
Anyways, the everybody does it line, is pretty lame.
Tiger’s story is particularly fascinating due to his willingness to pretend he was someone, he clearly was not. The details of his action, are truly remarkably embarassing too, a bit beyond dallying around.
After how many beers?
Yeah, what is the word for a person like Tiger anyways?
That arrogance, the dangerous and reckless behavior, lying into the camera, faking it all the way, but then putting on a heck of a show with the clubs?
An obama?
Maybe she was trying to prove just how horny these guys are. I mean hey, a gal that has bucked teeth, and looks like a lesbian, and “they just can’t keep their paws off of me”?!
deathwish?
there’s a certain geometric harmony there...
Hypomaniac Narcissist is what I’m coming up with so far... Thank you wikipedia...
Yeah, what is the word for . . . [t]hat arrogance, the dangerous and reckless behavior, lying into the camera, faking it all the way, but then putting on a heck of a show with the clubs?
A future politician.
Who is he?
Thus, I think people like Phil are straight up ...but I would not be surprised if he were not. I don't know him, apart from what I see on the media.
As for Tiger ...the sociopath needs to solve his marital problems, and if that's not possible needs to cater for them financially and take a hike.
As for sports personalities in general, media luminaries (anybody remember O'Reilly and his ...erm ...vibrating tendencies), political personas ...etc etc etc ...we THINK we know them, but we do not ...we only know the carefully scripted aspects and facets that they let through. Every now and then something sneaks past (e.g. Tiger's temper tantrums), but generally we think we know people when all we know is what we are LET to see.
Thanks for posting the pic- She ain’t hot, at least not all that hot.
You knew it was coming, here comes the race card.
Handsome young fella.
Exactly, This is the major reason that this is a story. If Mr. Woods had waned to have as many skanks as he could, why get married? He has been seeing some of these women longer than he has been married.
And wasn't it out of Greg Norman's home that a drunken President Clinton stumbled and tore a tendon in his knee?
I wonder what they were doing all night?
-PJ
LOL. maybe they went after her because nobody would believe they actually tried.
If you need a spokesman, get a cartoon character they can at least be controlled. The GEICO Gecko is not about to be involved in a scandal unless GEICO wants him to be.
He’s as handsome as that Maddow guy on MSNBC
Woods father also got the cushy job of being a golf “pro” in the Air Force.....IIRC......wouldn’t that mean a stable duty station and all those perks?
its a lie for the SRM to always push this story about people cheating on their spouses.....there's plenty or us out here who don't....
Woods father was a Army Special Forces Officer who later in his career was involved with Golf Courses. You really should limit your comments to subjects that you know about.....
I can believe YOU since you are talking about YOUR dear father and beloved husband. Totally believe you. I just cannot however believe what Kobe Bryant, Bill Oreilly, Obama ...or even Phil ...tell me via my interpretation of their actions on my flat screen. I do not know them, and that is also the same for most people who say their hero is above Tiger's tripe
Pissant would hit it...
Golfers have been hitting on David Bowie?
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