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Tiger Woods The Porn Movie
Daily Mirror UK) ^ | 12/17/09 | Tom McTague

Posted on 12/17/2009 6:01:25 AM PST by marshmallow

A porn flick of Tiger Wood’s X-rated escapades will be released in January, heaping yet more embarrassment on the golf superstar.

An adult film company made the tongue-in-cheek film – called Tiger’s Wood – with roles for jilted wife Elin Nordegren, celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred and alleged mistresses Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs.

Self-proclaimed “A-list porn star” Tyler Knight plays Tiger .............


(Excerpt) Read more at mirror.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: movie; napl; tigerwoods; woods

1 posted on 12/17/2009 6:01:25 AM PST by marshmallow
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To: marshmallow

Lots’o’ wood puns...then why is the guy shown with a putter?


2 posted on 12/17/2009 6:05:44 AM PST by ozark hilljilly (Sarah: The sharp stick in the eye to all that is wrong with this country.)
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To: marshmallow

How did he think having an affair with about a dozen woman would end?!


3 posted on 12/17/2009 6:06:50 AM PST by xenob
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To: ozark hilljilly
Lots’o’ wood puns...then why is the guy shown with a putter?

Looks more like a wedge than a putter.

4 posted on 12/17/2009 6:10:10 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't fly, can't ski, can't drive, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best.)
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To: N. Theknow

Could be, I ain’t too hip on all the accoutrements of the sport. Looked puttery to me. Be could be wedgie. ; )


5 posted on 12/17/2009 6:12:58 AM PST by ozark hilljilly (Sarah: The sharp stick in the eye to all that is wrong with this country.)
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To: ozark hilljilly

Shameful day for America, for Golf, for the poor wife. I hope he goes into deep depression. He has it coming.


6 posted on 12/17/2009 6:14:13 AM PST by rovenstinez (All)
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To: marshmallow

Well they’d better hurry up with the release while the story is still timely.
Sometimes porn films wind up taking YEARS to make.


7 posted on 12/17/2009 6:30:57 AM PST by supremedoctrine
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To: supremedoctrine
You said it!

The lack of good screenwriting makes it hard for the actors.

8 posted on 12/17/2009 6:39:28 AM PST by skeptoid
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To: marshmallow

I don’t even want to imagine all the things they’re going to do with a nine-iron... (think Clinton and cigars).


9 posted on 12/17/2009 6:39:49 AM PST by grobdriver (Proud Member, Party Of No! No Socialism - No Fascism - Nobama - No Way!)
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To: ozark hilljilly

Not guilty on the left!!

ooops...wrong thread...


10 posted on 12/17/2009 6:46:21 AM PST by Crapgame (What should be taught in our schools? American Exceptionalism, not cultural Marxism...)
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To: skeptoid

Yep. and the Tiger Woods story is almost too readymade for porn innuendo, and double entendres. “Wood” already figures into numerous porn stud’s first and last names-—don’t ask me how I know. I’m surprised it wasn’t Tiger who made it onto the cover of PEOPLE MAGAZINE’S ‘Sexiest man alive” issue, and not that pretender Johnny Depp.


11 posted on 12/17/2009 7:14:18 AM PST by supremedoctrine
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To: marshmallow

Four more chicks and the title can be changed to “Tiger’s 18 holes”. Tiger is still thinking, “. . but Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson made it look so easy . .”


12 posted on 12/17/2009 7:29:06 AM PST by aimhigh
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To: aimhigh

I think you would need 5 more chicks to call it 18 holes.


13 posted on 12/17/2009 7:36:33 AM PST by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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To: ozark hilljilly; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Lots’o’ wood puns...then why is the guy shown with a putter?

Because he's working on his putz.


14 posted on 12/17/2009 7:50:02 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: marshmallow

15 posted on 12/17/2009 7:58:58 AM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality.)
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To: marshmallow

Will he sue them for that to try to stop or delay it?


16 posted on 12/17/2009 8:32:52 AM PST by GnuHere
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To: supremedoctrine
. . . and the Tiger Woods story is almost too readymade for porn innuendo . . .

And that is why I wonder if the poor scripts 'make it hard' for some actors.

17 posted on 12/17/2009 8:57:33 AM PST by skeptoid
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To: xenob
How did he think having an affair with about a dozen woman would end?!

I am confident he was not thinking with the correct head to figure that out.
18 posted on 12/17/2009 10:35:43 AM PST by BJClinton ("Worse" technically is "change".)
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To: marshmallow
busty blonde adult star Kayden Kross

What is it with pornstars and alliteration with names?

19 posted on 12/17/2009 10:42:56 AM PST by socal_parrot (I hate to say I told you so, but...)
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To: thefactor
"I think you would need 5 more chicks to call it 18 holes."

Not if one... well, I dare not complete the thought, this is a family-friendly forum. But, you know.
20 posted on 12/17/2009 3:10:37 PM PST by RightOnTheLeftCoast (Obama: running for re-election in '12 or running for Mahdi now? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahdi])
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To: skeptoid

I read that “screwriting.” Oh dear!


21 posted on 12/17/2009 3:16:52 PM PST by TheOldLady (No more global baloneyism!! -- Jim Thompson!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
HH D6!

Because he's working on his putz.

Actually, he's working on his chippies.

Oh that may be before almost everyone's time...

22 posted on 12/17/2009 3:19:29 PM PST by TheOldLady (No more global baloneyism!! -- Jim Thompson!)
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To: TheOldLady

I got it...hmmm, an AARP membership card just appeared in my wallet.


23 posted on 12/17/2009 5:04:01 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: aimhigh
Four more chicks and the title can be changed to “Tiger’s 18 holes”.

This is porn we're talking about, so they cleared that hurdle at girl #6...

24 posted on 12/17/2009 6:55:59 PM PST by Yossarian
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To: Slings and Arrows

Eek! Sorry! Throw it away! Throw it away!

HH D7!


25 posted on 12/18/2009 4:01:54 AM PST by TheOldLady (No more global baloneyism!! -- Jim Thompson!)
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To: marshmallow
When it is all said and done, I am expecting Tiger's hit list will land somewhere between 75-100. And I bet at least one of those planted a camera.

My money says expect a Tiger sex tape come 2010.

26 posted on 12/18/2009 4:08:31 AM PST by catfish1957 (Hey algore...You'll have to pry the steering wheel of my 317 HP V8 truck from my cold dead hands)
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To: skeptoid; supremedoctrine; All

“The lack of good screenwriting makes it hard”

_________________________________________

That’s what she said. ;)


27 posted on 12/18/2009 7:03:51 AM PST by proud American in Canada (my former tagline "We can, and we will prevail" doesn't fit with the usurper's goals.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
If you've already heard this one, I don't wonna know about it:

Why did Tiger Wood hit a fire plug and a tree? He couldn't make his mind up between the iron and the wood.

28 posted on 12/18/2009 11:21:09 AM PST by xJones
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To: N. Theknow

Wedge or 9 Iron


29 posted on 12/18/2009 2:02:22 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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