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Hunt for Co-op Bum-Sniff Deviant
The Sun ^ | 21 December 2009 | staff

Posted on 12/21/2009 7:41:31 AM PST by tlb

COPS are hunting a pervert who smelt a supermarket worker's BUM at least 20 times.

The bespectacled man, who is around 40, repeatedly sneaked up behind a 20-year-old employee on consecutive weekends.

CCTV footage shows the 5ft 9in balding ginger weirdo pretending to pick items off shelves before crouching behind the shelf stacker.

With his face near his victim's bum, he seemed to be taking a sniff - and once got so close his nose touched the man.

The unnamed Co-op worker, of Plymouth, Devon, said: "I thought it was all a bit strange. I was shocked and couldn't believe he was in the aisle for that long."

(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bum; celebratediversity; homosexualagenda; manhunt; publicsex; sexualmolestation; sniff; uk
Sniffing in Public is an upper-class crime, for those who put on airs. Anyway it's only a matter of time till there is an arrest once Scotland Yard is on the scent.
1 posted on 12/21/2009 7:41:34 AM PST by tlb
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To: tlb

Probably a Rat who mistook the stacker as Obama.


2 posted on 12/21/2009 7:45:01 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (The Second Amendment. Don't MAKE me use it.)
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To: tlb
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D'Oh!

3 posted on 12/21/2009 7:45:26 AM PST by Sax
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To: tlb
Isn't it little more “classy” to sniff bicycle seats in the parking lot?!?!?! :-)
4 posted on 12/21/2009 7:49:37 AM PST by TRY ONE (NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
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To: tlb

“CCTV footage shows the 5ft 9in balding ginger weirdo”

Nice racial insult. I guess it is ok since only Whites can be “gingers.”

“CCTV footage shows the 5ft 9in balding big nosed weirdo”
“CCTV footage shows the 5ft 9in balding blue gum weirdo”
“CCTV footage shows the 5ft 9in balding slant eyed wierdo”

Yeah...nice racism.


5 posted on 12/21/2009 8:02:13 AM PST by Spike Knotts
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To: tlb; windcliff


We've all seen them. On the playground, at the store, walking on the streets. They creep us out, and make us sick to our stomachs. I'm talking, of course, about Ginger kids.
6 posted on 12/21/2009 8:12:13 AM PST by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: stylecouncilor

LOL


7 posted on 12/21/2009 8:16:09 AM PST by windcliff
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To: stylecouncilor

“Butt Officer, it was just a little snort!”

BTW; “only Whites can be “gingers.” Not so.


8 posted on 12/21/2009 8:30:40 AM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: tlb

Police have finally established identities.

Sniffer: A guy named Olbermann.

Butt owner: A guy named Obama.


9 posted on 12/21/2009 9:46:53 AM PST by DPMD (~)
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To: tlb

Sounds like it’s time for a burrito or three!


10 posted on 12/21/2009 9:48:03 AM PST by MortMan (Stubbing one's toes is a valid (if painful) way of locating furniture in the dark.)
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To: Phantom Lord

“Balding ginger weirdo” ping!


11 posted on 12/21/2009 9:54:06 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: retrokitten; CholeraJoe; Tax-chick

I was researching muggle hygiene! Honest!

12 posted on 12/21/2009 9:57:26 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: Constitution Day

Gingers are pure evil!


13 posted on 12/21/2009 10:07:47 AM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: Phantom Lord

I was married to one...No comment. LOL


14 posted on 12/21/2009 10:09:09 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Tijeras_Slim; retrokitten; Tax-chick

He must be a perv. Look at how his kids turned out. Percy is a tight-a$$, Fred and George are delinquents, Ron is angst-ridden, and Ginny is a Biker chick.


15 posted on 12/21/2009 3:59:20 PM PST by CholeraJoe (I'll try to be nicer, if you'll try to be smarter.)
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To: CholeraJoe

Don’t forget Charlie has an unhealthy fascination with big lizards and Bill married some french chick.


16 posted on 12/21/2009 4:03:57 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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