Posted on 12/26/2009 5:30:09 PM PST by Steelfish
Piers Morgan and Paris Hilton say 'I do' in Las Vegas... By JAMES MILLBANK 26th December 2009
He may be a happily engaged man, but that didn’t stop Piers Morgan eloping to Vegas to ‘marry’ a blonde 16 years his junior. And his bride? The socialite hotel heiress Paris Hilton.
In typical Vegas style, Mr Morgan, who announced his engagement to writer Celia Walden only two weeks ago, got ‘hitched’ under the watchful eyes of an Elvis impersonator, a Marilyn Monroe lookalike and several Rat Pack mimics.
What will Celia say? Piers Morgan puts a ring on Paris Hilton's finger as they 'wed' in Las Vegas to publicise his new TV show Mr Morgan, 44, joked of his ‘Sin City’ wedding: ‘You know what it’s like - you have a few drinks, spend too long on the blackjack table, get over-excited and decide to do something silly.
‘I have to say, Paris scrubbed up to be a beautiful bride. It was magical.’ However, given The Mail on Sunday columnist’s reputation for self-promotion, it will come as little surprise to discover that the wedding was staged for his forthcoming ITV1 sho
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BFD...Almost anyone of either sex, has “done” Paris if they wanted to.
Apparently, he already had herpes, so no damage was done.
Paris is probably good for one night!
Publicity for an upcoming ... extravaganza?
Where are we gonna be told that this is all a joke? Scanned the long article and never saw anything to indicate this a joke.
Ok…something’s wrong with this picture.
It’s a joke. It’s in the article. For his upcoming show.
How many tourists have been in Paris before him?
Lol, I thought it might be, but didn't feel like reading that long article word-for-word.
Read again: “ ... it will come as little surprise to discover that the wedding was staged for his forthcoming ITV1....”
So who shiv a get?
What a shock. He could do SO much better than that. For the life of me I have never figured out what exactly it is that anyone sees in Paris Hilton. I always figured she must have just bought her way to fame because I never saw any talent or looks to justify it. Madonna is another one with nothing in the looks department..but at least she has talent.
Apparently you if you both clicked here and even wrote a response. That’s hot!
Sex vidio to follow …
Don’t get up to get a beer from the fridge or go to the can, this ‘’marriage’’ will be over before you get back.
I hope her menagerie agrees on her pick. ;-)
Instead of going to Maui for their honeymoon they decided to stay home and watch her Porno videos.
MMMMM, missing children, murdered children, terrorists in our country and this person getting married is considered news? See where we are everyone??? No wonder the country is going to hell in a hand basket. We have lost all sense of what is newsworthy.
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