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Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest
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Posted on 12/28/2009 11:45:21 AM PST by 12GA

Thursday, March 12 PITTSFIELD — A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen has been charged with domestic assault and battery. Pittsfield police responded to a call shortly before 4:30 p.m. Tuesday in the city's Morningside neighborhood, where the assault allegedly occurred.

Stephanie K. Lighten, 26, was released on personal recognizance after denying the allegations in Central Berkshire District Court Wednesday morning.

Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was "all liquored up" when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report.

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"Liquored up" lesbian ping!
1 posted on 12/28/2009 11:45:23 AM PST by 12GA
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To: 12GA

Is this second go round for these people, or old news? Because I remember something very much like this a year or two ago. Also in MA.


2 posted on 12/28/2009 11:47:23 AM PST by heartwood
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To: 12GA

How does one obtain a container of her brother’s semen anyway? What is his role?

Wait, why the hell do I even care about these circus freaks?


3 posted on 12/28/2009 11:48:29 AM PST by AbeKrieger (Islam is a trojan horse designed to infiltrate and bring down Western civilization.)
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To: 12GA

I saw the title and thought it was about Charlie Sheen.


4 posted on 12/28/2009 11:48:53 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (:: The government will do for health care what it did for real estate. ::)
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To: 12GA

now THIS is kinky.


5 posted on 12/28/2009 11:49:08 AM PST by hoe_cake (A member of the Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the Constitution.)
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To: heartwood

Article from March 12th. Didn’t see which year.


6 posted on 12/28/2009 11:49:15 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: 12GA

Undocumented syringes just doing what American lezzies can’t do.


7 posted on 12/28/2009 11:49:23 AM PST by OB1kNOb (Bitter FReeping, gun toting, Bible clinging, family loving, Obama despising, Right Wing Extremist.)
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To: heartwood
The happy couple


8 posted on 12/28/2009 11:49:40 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: 12GA

I guess she was a real circle jerk.


9 posted on 12/28/2009 11:50:56 AM PST by montyspython ("I don't believe in 'no win' scenarios." - James T. Kirk)
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To: 12GA

LOL! I loved the “all liquored up” part.


10 posted on 12/28/2009 11:51:14 AM PST by Frantzie (TV - sending Americans towards islamic serfdom - Cancel TV)
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To: 12GA

LOL! I loved the “all liquored up” part.


11 posted on 12/28/2009 11:51:23 AM PST by Frantzie (TV - sending Americans towards islamic serfdom - Cancel TV)
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To: 12GA
A woman allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her "wife" with her brother's semen. Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her "wife", was "all liquored up" when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report.

Sounds like a rejected SNL skit.

12 posted on 12/28/2009 11:51:25 AM PST by massmike (...So this is what happens when OJ's jury elects the president....)
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To: 12GA

LOL! I loved the “all liquored up” part.


13 posted on 12/28/2009 11:51:38 AM PST by Frantzie (TV - sending Americans towards islamic serfdom - Cancel TV)
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To: All

Ewwwwwwww!!!!!


14 posted on 12/28/2009 11:52:36 AM PST by jackibutterfly
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To: Frantzie

Sorry about my browser responding 3 times.


15 posted on 12/28/2009 11:52:45 AM PST by Frantzie (TV - sending Americans towards islamic serfdom - Cancel TV)
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To: All

How did he get his brothers’ semen? Did he obtain it from said brother himself?


16 posted on 12/28/2009 11:52:51 AM PST by Armedanddangerous (The dead night tiger made whole by the Master of Sinanju)
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To: 12GA

“Liquored up” lesbian ping!

Please, please, please don’t let this become a ping list.


17 posted on 12/28/2009 11:52:56 AM PST by El Sordo
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To: heartwood

Dang! You’re absolutely right. I see now that this article appears in the “Year in Review” section. It actually occured in March 2009. <:-(


18 posted on 12/28/2009 11:53:28 AM PST by 12GA
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To: 12GA

Are we surprised when sexual degenerates behave in a degenerate fashion? Ah, but they want to be defined as normal, just another lifestyle. Bwahahahahahahaha


19 posted on 12/28/2009 11:53:30 AM PST by MHGinTN (Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
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To: Frantzie

Spelling in error ... but whatever.


20 posted on 12/28/2009 11:54:39 AM PST by MHGinTN (Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
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To: knarf

Thanks a lot for sticking that in my brain.


21 posted on 12/28/2009 11:55:53 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (Ram "Health Care Reform" down our throats in '09, and we'll ram it up your @ss in '10.)
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To: 12GA

The story would be more interesting if the brother’s name was Frank....


22 posted on 12/28/2009 11:58:19 AM PST by mikrofon (Yet another attempt to produce a basterd)
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To: 12GA

Uh oh. Attack of the rogue turkey-baster.


23 posted on 12/28/2009 11:59:22 AM PST by La Lydia
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To: 12GA

OMG! How unfrickenbelievable is this story! What crazy wackos walk amongst us...CRAZY indeed!


24 posted on 12/28/2009 12:00:06 PM PST by nfldgirl
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To: Armedanddangerous

It wasn’t a “he”.


25 posted on 12/28/2009 12:01:21 PM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Armedanddangerous

HE? Re-read the article and then your post.


26 posted on 12/28/2009 12:01:33 PM PST by RoadGumby (For God so loved the world)
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To: hoe_cake

27 posted on 12/28/2009 12:01:38 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: 12GA
It looks like this one's headed for...

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28 posted on 12/28/2009 12:03:10 PM PST by telebob
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To: Frantzie

Not to worry, I get the shakes when I read this garbage too.

Not to worry, I get the shakes when I read this garbage too.

Not to worry, I get the shakes when I read this garbage too.

Not to worry, I get the shakes when I read this garbage too.

;>)


29 posted on 12/28/2009 12:05:29 PM PST by Gator113 (Obama is America's First Failed Black Pres-dent.....)
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To: 12GA; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen has been charged with domestic assault and battery.

She wasn't charged with rape rape.

30 posted on 12/28/2009 12:08:59 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
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To: Liberty Valance

LOL! What a hoot.


31 posted on 12/28/2009 12:08:59 PM PST by hoe_cake (A member of the Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the Constitution.)
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To: AbeKrieger
How does one obtain a container of her brother’s semen anyway?

The family that plays together...

32 posted on 12/28/2009 12:10:01 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
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To: Armedanddangerous

Sperm dies when in contact with aluminum foil. Their efforts were in vain.


33 posted on 12/28/2009 12:14:16 PM PST by hoe_cake (A member of the Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the Constitution.)
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To: hoe_cake

what can I say? Eating all this leftover pie I accidentally ate the S..


34 posted on 12/28/2009 12:18:01 PM PST by Armedanddangerous (The dead night tiger made whole by the Master of Sinanju)
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To: 12GA

“..Insemination fight ends in wife’s arrest..”

Man, would I hate to be the one to clean up the house after that!


35 posted on 12/28/2009 12:18:12 PM PST by PGR88
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To: Armedanddangerous

not to worry. I made it up anyway. :`)


36 posted on 12/28/2009 12:20:10 PM PST by hoe_cake (A member of the Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the Constitution.)
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To: All

What state was this?

California does not recognize recreational sex act based “marriage”.

So the one female was fitting the women’s group definition of marriage as a man raping a woman to maker her pregnant.


37 posted on 12/28/2009 12:20:19 PM PST by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: Armedanddangerous
"How did he get his brothers’ semen? Did he obtain it from said brother himself?"

She! She! Not he. These were 2 lesbians - one of which was the "wife". Ewwww!

38 posted on 12/28/2009 12:20:30 PM PST by jackibutterfly
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To: 12GA
Assault with a turkey baster?
39 posted on 12/28/2009 12:20:41 PM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: Armedanddangerous
"How did he get his brothers’ semen? Did he obtain it from said brother himself?"

She! She! Not he. These were 2 lesbians - one of which was the "wife". Ewwww!

40 posted on 12/28/2009 12:20:58 PM PST by jackibutterfly
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To: All

Be honest now..wouldn’t you have liked the opportunity to watch the catfight?

Anyone?

Bueller?


41 posted on 12/28/2009 12:26:21 PM PST by Armedanddangerous (The dead night tiger made whole by the Master of Sinanju)
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To: 12GA

How do they know which is the wife? The baster or the bastee?


42 posted on 12/28/2009 12:27:15 PM PST by VeniVidiVici (I'd rather be an AGW denier than a dumbass Watermelon)
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To: longtermmemmory

Western MA


43 posted on 12/28/2009 12:31:10 PM PST by 12GA
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To: 12GA

SO THAT is what the Northampton fires were about!


44 posted on 12/28/2009 12:47:43 PM PST by Gorzaloon (FOX NEWS-For people who are SICK OF SEEING The ONE..)
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To: 12GA

Heck, I don’t want those carpet nibblers to get pregnant, either.


45 posted on 12/28/2009 1:04:29 PM PST by EricT. (Can we start hanging them yet?)
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To: Armedanddangerous
How did he get her brothers’ semen?

He REALLY likes turkey basters?

46 posted on 12/28/2009 1:12:43 PM PST by Bon mots
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To: 12GA

No doubt dykes are just cute as Christmas when they’re “all liquored up!”


47 posted on 12/28/2009 1:14:15 PM PST by Oldpuppymax (AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
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To: 12GA
Police also confiscated the container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally used to hold the semen. Nicholas Lighten, Stephanie Lighten's brother, was the donor, according to police.

Umm ... ewww ...

Detective Thomas H. Harrington said Jennifer Lighten declined "to go forward with charges of assault with intent to rape"; because she did not believe "Stephanie was going to sexually assault her with the syringe." However, Harrington informed the alleged victim that attempted rape charges could be filed if she changes her mind.

The judge and the prosecutor would never allow a dude to get away with this behavior. Under the jail for a guy.

Judge Rita S. Koenigs ordered Lighten to "refrain from abuse"; and to return to court for an April 29 pretrial hearing.

So she lets the babes go home with a verbal scolding? Please don't beat her again? A true loser judge in MA.

48 posted on 12/28/2009 2:25:34 PM PST by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: 12GA
Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife...

Ain't faggotry wonderful ?

A projectile vomiting story.

49 posted on 12/28/2009 2:54:20 PM PST by jimt
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To: 12GA

Huh? HER wife?


50 posted on 12/28/2009 3:35:37 PM PST by mangonc2
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