Even his girlfriend told him it was a BAAAAAA-d idea
Posted on 12/28/2009 5:44:41 PM PST by stevie_d_64
Instinctively he probably “patted” it out...
Even his girlfriend told him it was a BAAAAAA-d idea
And here I am going to say something that will piss of any Islamist;
How tiny is your package to fit in that small front section with what remains of the bomb and the primer and fuse that are no longer there?
Bet that you were more worried than the passengers when you heard that “firecracker” sound and realized you werent dead.
Don’t worry, in prision you can find protection using the oppisite side than the “failed eruption” damaged.
Even Viagra won’t help the damage from “explosion dysfunction” like you experienced.
Islam has a special layer of hell called “subdued by passengers” Bet that hurt.
So he blew his nuts off for Allah?
Maybe if more of em tried this.....
We should refer to him as the Panty Bomber. Just a little more humiliation for him.
Not nearly enough blood on them.
Proof that even its most ardent followers don’t get off on Islam...
We ain’t killin’ enuf of these idjits.
Boxers or briefs?
Thong????
No panties are for putting on top of head
If he’d succeeded, it might have been tough to
have gone to meet his expected 72 virgins and then,
upon arrival, to be designated as a new 73rd.
He’s going commando...
Yep Granny panties for sure. The guy’s a homo.
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