Cops: Man kills dog, streaks, pours coffee on head

Examiner.com/AP ^

[Jihadi Du Jour]

No this is not the lost Monty Python skit... Morning in San Clemente.

AP SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. A man savagely killed a dog, ran naked through a tennis club and poured hot coffee on his head before he was finally arrested early Wednesday, Orange County sheriff's deputies said...read more...

[Minn]

Can’t say he didn’t have an interesting day.

[mamelukesabre]

For him maybe it wasn’t.

[Minn]

The excerpt misses the most amazing thing:

Amormino said deputies believe he jumped from a third-story window to get away, and was unhurt.

[1rudeboy]

No, no, no . . . I told him to kill the coffee, pat the dog on the head, and run to the club.

[Huntress]

Non ping?

[Oldexpat]

The Lady needs to get herself a bigger dog. A Shepard might be a good choice. If she is a dog person, handling the dog shouldn’t be a problem. We have a smallish Shepard mix and I’m sure the guy would be looking for his jewels around the neighborhodd if she got a hold of him.

[Gapplega]

People are just losing it. Unbelievable. Why would one kill a defenseless dog? I’ll never understand these nuts.

[Rebelbase]

The cops cornered him in a church and caught him by the organ.

[petertare]

Which Congressman? Bored with all the vacation I guess.

[nevergore]

Excellent post!

[rbosque]

So he went nuts eh?

Sheeesh. The holidays must be tough for him.

[MARTIAL MONK]

I was not nekked.

I had my socks on.

[Cicero]

It sounds as if the dog that died may have saved his owner’s life.

The perp’s name is Bayron Reyes Lopez—illegal alien?

[shibumi]

I can’t post what I’m thinking right now.......

(Anybody wanna guess?)

[NVDave]

Mind you, I’m a huge fan of big dogs and have no use for small dogs.

But for older gals, I think that something like a Jack Russell is the dog for them. Jacks can be some ferocious when they want to be.

The only problem I have with GSD’s is that so many have been so poorly bred, and have lots of health problems, esp. hips. If they’d clean up breeding programs to get rid of the hip problems, they’re great dogs. Loved the one I had as a kid, just a super dog.

[boocoowell]

Could be a Manchurian Candidate on the fritz.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Side effect of voting for Obama.

[Jihadi Du Jour]

Yeah Minn I saw that...I’ll have what he’s having...without the coffee, dog killing, and neekedness.

[MtnClimber]

Nancy Pelosi’s husband?

[Fireone]

Crack don’t smoke itself!

[LongElegantLegs]

Ping

[Minn]

I’d guess third story jumps are fatal as often as not.

[GovernmentShrinker]

He might as well hope for a long prison term. He can obviously kiss the tennis club maintenance job goodbye. And job-hunting with this latest well-publicized entry on his “resume”, in this job market . . . might as well not even bother trying.

[Salamander]

“Just after 6 a.m. Judy Donnelley called to say a “strange” man had approached her, and when her 5-year-old mini schnauzer named Coco intervened, the man killed the dog, hitting, choking and “repeatedly beating her on asphalt in front of me.”

And this is why God gave us Dobermanns.

[a running, *naked* man is both sport *and* supper]

And yes, I know what you’re thinking.

I’ll take double what you’re having.

[shibumi]

So. Anybody seen Chet lately?

[CougarGA7]

I have to do SOMETHING with my time now.

[Slings and Arrows]

Meth-head, I’m guessing.

[Tijeras_Slim]

You could come here and make coffee.

[Vor Lady]

Thanks for the ping!

[CougarGA7]

I can’t. I poured the last of it on my head.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I’m snowed in anyway.

[CougarGA7]

How much snow did you get over there?

[Tijeras_Slim]

About a foot, but it drifted to two in a bunch of places.

You’ll have to believe me, I don’t have any sources either. ;)

[CougarGA7]

LOL. All I want the kid to do is look at the back of the book. I would but I don’t have a copy. I’m not saying that author is wrong, I’m saying that it looks like he doesn’t have any sources to back up what he’s saying.

We just got a dusting here. My oldest had no problem making it down from the north for New Years, but he had to turn around and go right back up because he had his Uncle’s company credit card on him and he’s staying for a week so he needed to get that back up to him. (I tried to convince him that we should use it to buy the party supplies but he wouldn’t do it).

[Tijeras_Slim]

That’s pretty ethical, you sure he’s yours? ;)

One of my neighbors plowed the street and was nice enough to do the drive. He allowed as how he likes beer and left it at that.

[varon]

Man certainly knows how to get attention. Some guerrilla marketing company should sign him up, pronto ;-)

[CougarGA7]

Hey, that reminds me. Next time you see Ed can you ask him what beer he drinks. I want to get him a six pack for dropping off that equipment the other day. I’m sure I will be in sometime early next year since Rrwar will be in his usual panic by then.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Will do.

[PA Engineer]

Is this a Franken thread?

[Hoodat]

This reminds me of mad rapist who was being held in an institution for the criminally insane. One night, he managed to escape and went on a mad raping spree in the surrounding area. The newspaper headline the next day read:

"Nut Bolts and Screws"

[JoeProBono]

[Jihadi Du Jour]

Lol!