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Man cut in fight over nachos
San Antonio Express-News ^ | 01/06/2010 | By Eva Ruth Moravec - Express-News

Posted on 01/06/2010 10:31:07 AM PST by Responsibility2nd

A fight over nachos caused San Antonio police to arrest two men at their South Side apartment late Tuesday night.

Marty Henke, 35, and Randy Scott Esckilsen, 45, are both being held in Bexar County Jail. Henke was arrested on an outstanding warrant for delivery of a controlled substance; his bond is set at $30,000.

Esckilsen faces one count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and is being held on $75,000 bond after he allegedly stabbed Henke, his roommate, in the chin.

A San Antonio Police Department incident report states Henke was treated for the cut at his apartment, located in the 100 block of Lorita Street, at about 10 p.m.

The report states a witness brought Henke nachos, but he said he didn't want them, so the witness gave them to Esckilsen. Soon afterwards, Henke said he wanted the nachos and asked the witness for them. The two men then began to argue, and Esckilsen is accused of pulling out a knife, police said.

A struggle ensued, and Henke was cut on the chin. He called 911 and Esckilsen left the apartment; officers found him nearby and arrested him shortly after, but police said he didn't have the knife.

Police then learned Henke had an outstanding warrant and arrested him.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: darwinaward; holdmuhbeer; nachos; nachotheft; napl
Just don't bleed on the nachos, OK?
1 posted on 01/06/2010 10:31:08 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd; Slings and Arrows

“You can’t have ‘em, they nachos!!!”


2 posted on 01/06/2010 10:32:13 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Beware the Green Menace, the socialists warning you of global warming under your bed are hysteric.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I said that’s nacho cheese!


3 posted on 01/06/2010 10:32:38 AM PST by csmusaret (Oops. My karma just ran over my dogma.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

>Man cut in fight over nachos
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>Henke was arrested on an outstanding warrant for delivery of a controlled substance

Nachos are a controlled substance now? ;)


4 posted on 01/06/2010 10:37:18 AM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Nachos causes ED in men—Eating Dementia.


5 posted on 01/06/2010 10:40:05 AM PST by cajuncow
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To: Responsibility2nd

6 posted on 01/06/2010 10:40:34 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: OneWingedShark

“Nachos are a controlled substance now? ;)”

Munchies can be a bitch...


7 posted on 01/06/2010 10:42:53 AM PST by jessduntno ("Speak endlessly and carry a small stick..." - B. Hussein Obama)
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To: OneWingedShark
Nachos are a controlled substance now?

I've eaten at a few places where they should be.
8 posted on 01/06/2010 10:43:33 AM PST by Bad Jack Bauer (Fat and Bald? I was BORN fat and bald, thank you very much!)
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To: Bad Jack Bauer

>>Nachos are a controlled substance now?
>
>I’ve eaten at a few places where they should be.

LOL!!


9 posted on 01/06/2010 10:44:34 AM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Mmmmmmm.....Nachos. I keep a bag of nacho shells on the kitchen counter, I eat so many of 'em.

Tonight it's King Salmon Nachos with Gouda cheese and roasted garlic...mmmmmm...they're to die for.

10 posted on 01/06/2010 10:46:26 AM PST by 4woodenboats
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To: Responsibility2nd
Man cut in fight over nachos

Sounds like any Sunday during football season in my den.

11 posted on 01/06/2010 10:47:11 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (The CRU needs adult supervision.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
...wow! ..you should have heard the brakes squealing on my mouse. I was going to type you have to be weary of those swedes.......

*grins*

12 posted on 01/06/2010 10:50:19 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Responsibility2nd

NACHO CHEESE!

13 posted on 01/06/2010 10:50:39 AM PST by Free Vulcan (No prisoners, no mercy. 2010 awaits...)
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To: Responsibility2nd

OK, we won't get Bueno Nacho next time. Sheesh....

14 posted on 01/06/2010 10:50:46 AM PST by steve-b (Intelligent Design -- "A Wizard Did It")
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To: Responsibility2nd

Nachos are a controlled substance in Texas?

;-)


15 posted on 01/06/2010 10:54:07 AM PST by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Never bring a Nacho to a knife fight.


16 posted on 01/06/2010 11:00:17 AM PST by green pastures (Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: steve-b

I loved Kim Possible.


17 posted on 01/06/2010 11:05:20 AM PST by Cailleach
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To: Allegra; Lurkin Lurch

Nacho ping!


18 posted on 01/06/2010 11:10:22 AM PST by wazoo1031
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Life in the shallow end of the gene pool.


19 posted on 01/06/2010 11:47:24 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (HALP UZ AL GOR. PLEEZ SEND GLOBUL WARMING.)
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To: humblegunner

Selina flavored nachos?


20 posted on 01/06/2010 11:58:53 AM PST by Eaker (Where I'm from, "Gang Colors" is Realtree and Mossy Oak. You know what I'm saying hoss. Rule.308.)
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To: Eaker
She's dead, Jim.

Me, I'm still walkin'.

21 posted on 01/06/2010 12:10:46 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: Responsibility2nd

When the chips are down you can always just get down with the chips.


22 posted on 01/06/2010 12:55:36 PM PST by paulycy (AMERICA: Less safe. Less free. More broke.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd

Man cut in fight over nachos



RULE #1:   CAT ALWAYS WINS


23 posted on 01/06/2010 2:20:40 PM PST by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: Lady Jag

*sigh* Don’t I know it.


24 posted on 01/06/2010 3:00:04 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (HALP UZ AL GOR. PLEEZ SEND GLOBUL WARMING.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

You can tell by the names that these are just two whitebread German wannabes.

If this had been a fight between two of our real vatos from the Westside, ese, one of them wouldn’t have walked away.


25 posted on 01/06/2010 3:04:30 PM PST by wildbill (You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Get your own dang nachos! I’m nacho mamma!


26 posted on 01/06/2010 3:19:40 PM PST by mylife (I've only had two taglines and one has been banned! I need to get out more often.)
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To: humblegunner

Hi Humblegunner! [bats eyes, smiles]


27 posted on 01/07/2010 1:31:33 AM PST by TheOldLady (No more global baloneyism!! -- Jim Thompson!)
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To: TheOldLady

Dang stalkers!


28 posted on 01/07/2010 5:14:44 AM PST by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

Think of me as an admirer. From afar, of course. Until you drop that pesky restraining order...


29 posted on 01/07/2010 4:51:43 PM PST by TheOldLady (No more global baloneyism!! -- Jim Thompson!)
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