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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course! | k Moriens

Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!


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1 posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:07 PM PST by kylemoriens
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To: kylemoriens

IBTZ


2 posted on 01/12/2010 12:25:02 PM PST by ChuckHam
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To: kylemoriens

Go back to school moron.


3 posted on 01/12/2010 12:25:17 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: kylemoriens

There’s a guy named Ben Bernanke in Washington DC who loves your idea. I think he’s got a job for you.


4 posted on 01/12/2010 12:26:29 PM PST by Tony in Hawaii (NUTS!)
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To: kylemoriens

This is not a blog


5 posted on 01/12/2010 12:27:02 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: kylemoriens; 50mm; darkwing104; Lady Jag; Old Sarge; Darksheare; Conspiracy Guy; Mrs.Nooseman

Sniff!!


6 posted on 01/12/2010 12:27:21 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (New Year's Resolution: Never, ever, ever again vote for anyone with a (d) after their name.)
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To: kylemoriens

This is a “Zotable” is it not?


7 posted on 01/12/2010 12:27:25 PM PST by Outlaw Woman (If you remove the first Amendment, we'll be forced to move on to the next one.)
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To: kylemoriens

LOL


8 posted on 01/12/2010 12:27:38 PM PST by mnehring
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To: goseminoles; ChuckHam

You guys be nice. This sounds just like the Obama/Pelosi/Reid plan.


9 posted on 01/12/2010 12:27:38 PM PST by csmusaret (Oops. My karma just ran over my dogma.)
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To: kylemoriens

this isn’t a “Blog” kyle.

See any kitties around?


10 posted on 01/12/2010 12:27:49 PM PST by subterfuge (BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
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To: kylemoriens
Thanks Kyle. Just disregard some of the more humorless responses. This is a terrific idea. Maybe you could also print up about 200 thousand dollars and deposit it at the nearest bank. Gosh knows Bush really creamed the banks and they need help, too.

Good luck, Kyle.

11 posted on 01/12/2010 12:28:00 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: kylemoriens; darkwing104; Old Sarge; 50mm

I love the smell of ozone in the afternoon.


12 posted on 01/12/2010 12:28:14 PM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN 1969. St. Michael the Archangel defend us in battle!)
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To: kylemoriens

My first IBTZ this year


13 posted on 01/12/2010 12:28:14 PM PST by tx_eggman (Obama has "Czars" because men with more integrity than he has still use the titles "Don" and "Capo")
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To: kylemoriens

Expect a visit by the Secret Service. I have just reported you as a counterfeiter


14 posted on 01/12/2010 12:28:28 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: kylemoriens
There is also the IG 4 IT solution. When you need to buy something, just wink at the other guy, point your finger and say I'm Good For It.. it is how we handle our debt with China. :->
15 posted on 01/12/2010 12:29:12 PM PST by mnehring
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To: kylemoriens

You must be drinking the ink.


16 posted on 01/12/2010 12:29:38 PM PST by dforest (Who is the real Jim Thompson? I am.)
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To: kylemoriens

Go back to school and then after you graduate apply for a job at the Federal Reserve...you’ll fit right in.


17 posted on 01/12/2010 12:29:54 PM PST by pgkdan ( I miss Ronald Reagan!)
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To: kylemoriens

I hope this is not the best product of our schools.


18 posted on 01/12/2010 12:30:06 PM PST by mountainlion (concerned conservative.)
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To: kylemoriens
I will get the noble peace price

But certainly not the fourth grade spelling ribbon.

19 posted on 01/12/2010 12:30:53 PM PST by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: indylindy

I think he’s being sarcastic


20 posted on 01/12/2010 12:30:53 PM PST by Perdogg ("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
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To: goseminoles

“Rode” Island must be one of the 57 states Obama visited during his campaign.


21 posted on 01/12/2010 12:30:56 PM PST by cajuncow
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To: kylemoriens

Please send me the information and I’ll pay you as much as you want as soon as I am printing my own money.

You know, I’d like to print some up with my own picture so people will know how important I am.


22 posted on 01/12/2010 12:31:02 PM PST by tiki (True Christians will not deliberately slander or misrepresent others or their beliefs)
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To: kylemoriens

IBTFAPAI.

In Before The Felony Arrest, Prosecution, And Incarceration.


23 posted on 01/12/2010 12:32:04 PM PST by Lazamataz (America has been dead for a while; It's interesting to watch the cadaver cool.)
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To: kylemoriens; Admin Moderator; darkwing104; Old Sarge; 50mm
Confessing to felony counterfeiting in a public forum!

Congratulations! You've likely earned the Free Republic version of the Darwin Awards!

IBTZ.


24 posted on 01/12/2010 12:32:37 PM PST by paulycy (The Liberals' DOUBLE-STANDARDS are HATE CRIMES.)
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To: kylemoriens
can't believe no one ever thought of it before!

Erm... Ahm... Yes No one has because its illegal. Also you are only devaluing currency which just makes money worthless.

I take it back, Actually Robert Mugabe already had a patent out and as you can see even the German company that prints his money wont do it for him anymore since money there is worthless.

No wonder you got fired from Wendys and quit school. An idiot like you couldn't have gone far.

Not to worry! I expect the treasury department will be knocking at your door soon and then for the next 20+ Years you will not be known as Kylemoriens the zotted troll counterfieter who mistook FR as a blog but as Fresh Meat, the sweetest chicken on cell block c.

Give my regards to Big Hands Johnson and his cell mate Tiny when you arrive!

25 posted on 01/12/2010 12:34:17 PM PST by mainestategop (MAINE: The way communism should be)
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To: kylemoriens

Kitty bait. IBTZ


26 posted on 01/12/2010 12:34:20 PM PST by JustaDumbBlonde
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To: Lazamataz

I have forwarded this to the my Local FBI office


27 posted on 01/12/2010 12:34:53 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: kylemoriens

You know, Kyle, you’re right. If your boss, 0b0z0, is doing that, it must be a great idea! He’s the Messiah, right?

Please cut me in some of this gravy and we’ll live happily ever after.

Please let me know.


28 posted on 01/12/2010 12:35:32 PM PST by melancholy (Stop USA change, destroy the 0b0z0ne layer!)
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To: kylemoriens

It worked so well in 1940’s Germany at the closing days of WWII, didn’t it?
Why, the Deutchmark had such great leverage, and the ruling party kept printing more money.


29 posted on 01/12/2010 12:35:54 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: kylemoriens
Some FReepers take themselves too seriously. ' understand the satire. Welcome aboard. Still gonna keep an eye on you.
30 posted on 01/12/2010 12:36:49 PM PST by BufordP ("I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market ..." --George "Hoover" Bush)
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To: kylemoriens

I think you want Democratic Underground. Turn left,down the hall, follow the stench, you’ll find it.


31 posted on 01/12/2010 12:37:10 PM PST by YankeeReb
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To: kylemoriens
Nice satire for your first post!

Congrats!

32 posted on 01/12/2010 12:37:15 PM PST by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: kylemoriens
Kyle, you forgot the "sarc" and "/sarc" tags. Without those, the humorless among us won't recognize either sarcasm or satire.

The horrible part is that "monetary cranks," from the early 19th century, through William Jennings Bryan (the "cross of gold" speech) to the Keynesians, agree with you completely.

As an example of how old this idea is, look to Mark Twain's A CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR'S COURT. At one point Hank, the protagonist, lectures King Arthur on why just increasing the money supply is a bad idea and won't achieve prosperity.

33 posted on 01/12/2010 12:37:26 PM PST by JoeFromSidney
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To: kylemoriens
Is there a full moon or something?

ML/NJ

34 posted on 01/12/2010 12:37:32 PM PST by ml/nj
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To: kylemoriens

“I print it!”
Did you know that the Secret Service has jurisdiction over counterfeiting money?


35 posted on 01/12/2010 12:37:43 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: al baby

Does this mean I’ll be arrested too?


36 posted on 01/12/2010 12:37:49 PM PST by melancholy (Stop USA change, destroy the 0b0z0ne layer!)
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To: kylemoriens
Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts

Boy did you open a can of worms with that statement!

You didn't read the forum yesterday did you?

37 posted on 01/12/2010 12:37:59 PM PST by earlJam
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To: mountainlion
I hope this is not the best product of our schools.
At least they're turning them out with a sense of humor!
(Either that or all those purple marker fumes have addled his brain...)
38 posted on 01/12/2010 12:38:29 PM PST by astyanax (Liberalism: Logic's retarded cousin.)
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To: goseminoles

Now, now....you KNOW that IT wouldn’t understand the word ‘moron’....you have to put it in terms IT can understand....in this case, the operative word is “maroon”.....IT will then get the message.....


39 posted on 01/12/2010 12:38:45 PM PST by Gaffer ("Profling: The only profile I need is a chalk outline around their dead ass!")
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To: kylemoriens

IBTZ!!

Stunning idea!


40 posted on 01/12/2010 12:40:16 PM PST by NonLinear (Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.)
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To: kylemoriens

IATZ


41 posted on 01/12/2010 12:40:45 PM PST by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: mainestategop

I just got a call back from the FBI Field office and they are tracing him down now


42 posted on 01/12/2010 12:42:00 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: paulycy; Lazamataz

I’ve seen even stupider posts on here before.


43 posted on 01/12/2010 12:42:49 PM PST by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: al baby

I park in my driveway, even though it’s not a parkway.


44 posted on 01/12/2010 12:42:51 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: BufordP
Already ZOTTED.


45 posted on 01/12/2010 12:44:06 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (New Year's Resolution: Never, ever, ever again vote for anyone with a (d) after their name.)
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To: kylemoriens

Hey, Kyle,

The FBI is coming, are you going to leave me all alone?

Not nice!


46 posted on 01/12/2010 12:44:43 PM PST by melancholy (Stop USA change, destroy the 0b0z0ne layer!)
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To: kylemoriens

We get such a low quality of troll these days.


47 posted on 01/12/2010 12:45:27 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (HALP UZ AL GOR. PLEEZ SEND GLOBUL WARMING.)
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To: darkangel82
I’ve seen even stupider posts on here before.

Sure, and this could be a joke, but jokes can go both ways, right?

48 posted on 01/12/2010 12:46:21 PM PST by paulycy (The Liberals' DOUBLE-STANDARDS are HATE CRIMES.)
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To: kylemoriens

Somebody slipped Timmy Geitner a bad batch of coke. He’s tripping.


49 posted on 01/12/2010 12:47:05 PM PST by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: kylemoriens
Hey Kyle I think you better get some of that counterfeit money and buy a passport to Zimbabwe before you end up in Gitmo.

make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before!

Actually, this guy has. But maybe he will hire you to print more money!

50 posted on 01/12/2010 12:47:11 PM PST by mainestategop (MAINE: The way communism should be)
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