Posted on 01/17/2010 7:08:55 AM PST by csvset
“With the Bay Area’s “diverse” population, I suspect Honey was consumed.”
Got cougar?
Poor goat is either someone’s dinner or love-slave now...
someone’s dinner or love-slave now...
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Or BOTH...
When asked why the pig only had 3 legs, the farmer replied:
“Couple of weeks back my tractor tipped over and I was trapped in the mud, smothering. The pig happened by and mucked out an area around my face so I could breath. My hired help found me and dug me out.”
Tourist: “Oh, so he lost his leg in the accident?”
Farmer..”Hell no, he came out fine but you don’t expect me to eat a good old boy like that all at once now, do you?”
“Couple of weeks back my tractor tipped over and I was trapped in the mud, smothering. The pig happened by and mucked out an area around my face so I could breath. My hired help found me and dug me out.”
Tourist: “Oh, so he lost his leg in the accident?”
Farmer..”Hell no, he came out fine but you don’t expect me to eat a good old boy like that all at once now, do you?”
Ha Ha. Pretty funny. Just shows no matter what good you may do for someone, you still remain in the same spot in the food chain...
(The version of the story I heard had the pig dragging the farmer out from underneath the tractor, but I'm not going to quibble)... (*smile*)
Dark skinned and speaks with a Puerto Rican accent.
several years back Art Bell was doin a show about the Chupacabra when a call came in from Louisiana.
..the callers said his name was Pepi’ and he was a Louisiana cagun and asked Art if Art knew why NO CALLS about the Chupacaba ever came from Pepi’s area.......
Art answered no, you are right, no calls about Chapacabras
ever came and asked Pepi’ why............
Pepei’ answered ......” Art, it’s cause caguns can cook anything”
If it was marriage then the goat was consummated rather than consumed.
I worked (WORKED?? some might say...) for the NAVY Dept for 30 years.
My time in the barrel has come and gone - no need for any more.
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