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Beware of Gonorrhea Lectim
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Posted on 01/26/2010 3:15:44 PM PST by al baby

Beware of Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior, especially in areas high in polling places. The disease is called “Gonorrhea Lectim”. And pronounced "gonna re-elect ‘em."

Many victims showed symptoms of it in 2008. Yet after having been screwed repeatedly during the past year or so Naturalists and Epidemiologists are amazed at how destructive this disease has become since it is readily apparent to most of the general public but not reported in the liberal media. However, even though the effects are known, a large portion of the public continue to ignore the signs such as life terms, kickbacks, secret liaisons, broken promises, pain of withering income, public embarrassment at many levels, etc. Many of these people continually go back for more simply because it is easy and they don’t think about it before acting at the polls. Experts say that this terrible disease is very easily cured... by simply voting out all incumbents in the next state and national elections!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: cdc; democrats; elections; epidemiology; health; humor
I found it funny thought I would share
1 posted on 01/26/2010 3:15:45 PM PST by al baby
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To: al baby

You never fail to amaze, albaby.

LOL

The best way to avoid this malady is to JUST SAY NO!


2 posted on 01/26/2010 3:18:42 PM PST by Petronski (In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
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To: al baby
Beware of Gonorrhea Lectim

Sounds like another Obamah appointee.

3 posted on 01/26/2010 3:21:00 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: dighton; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Larry Lucido

Gonorrhea Lectim?

Just say NO!

Massachusetts is on the leading edge of turning back this horrible malady.


4 posted on 01/26/2010 3:21:18 PM PST by Petronski (In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
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To: al baby
LOL

simply voting out all incumbents in the next state and national elections!

I'll go for a clean sweep. But we can't just remove people, we have to put somebody in. So we might as well elect somebody good.

5 posted on 01/26/2010 3:39:07 PM PST by Sherman Logan (Never confuse schooling with education.)
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To: al baby
JUST SAY NO!!!!


6 posted on 01/26/2010 3:56:36 PM PST by Candor7 (((The effective weapons against Oba- Fascism are ridicule, derision , truth (.Member NRA)))
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To: al baby; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH
HUMOR
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No amateurs, please.
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7 posted on 01/26/2010 4:46:33 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: al baby; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

Electile Dysfunction.


8 posted on 01/26/2010 4:51:26 PM PST by martin_fierro (Textually transmitted)
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To: martin_fierro
Another STD Central:


9 posted on 01/26/2010 4:53:02 PM PST by colorado tanker
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To: al baby
after having been screwed repeatedly during the past year or so Naturalists and Epidemiologists are amazed

They know how the rest of us feel now....quite a hosing.

10 posted on 01/26/2010 5:27:21 PM PST by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: Petronski; dighton; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; earlJam; ...

My girlfriend says I got it from a tractor.


11 posted on 01/26/2010 5:40:30 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

Wearing you bathing suit, were you?


12 posted on 01/26/2010 6:35:09 PM PST by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: Larry Lucido; ReneeLynn

...and then she sent him a John Deere letter.


13 posted on 01/26/2010 8:46:26 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Don't feed the trolls.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

bttt


14 posted on 01/27/2010 6:58:17 AM PST by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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